Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

You the kinda girl to eat a dick up raw
And drink a 40 through a straw

i'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin' while i'm jackin off

while i'm tippin corners, i'm rolling with foreigners
my hoes be brazillian, sicilian, hondoras

honduras

speaking of good, i'm good with semi
blow wood with henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

THE semi

THE henny

i'm the worst

speaking of good, i'm good with the semi
blow wood with the henny
in the hood like a hemi, homie

dirty harry green lantern dj vlad they know i'm bad
they declare me as someone mad. i make fools sad.

27 dollars to my name, headed up 85
pissy drunk, petey still made me drive

my niggas will shut yo block down, we got queso, but them glocks down
you scared to come outside, them hot boyz got you on lockdown

some of these chicks used to dance on the table
now they hatin' on me, actin' educational

under the moon and stars i cruise in my car with you in my arms
i'm feeling good with my brews and cigars

yeah i like my weed and my grapes seedless
gettin pussy with my father's features believe it

BOOM out the womb, doom in the delivery room
smokin blunts drinkin yac bumpin rap tunes

i shake a lot of hands, walk across a lot of stages
my signature go at the bottom of a lot of pages

yah that freestyle is nice

^^yes

this year halloween fell on a weekend
me and geto boys was trick or treatin'

i got work on every outskirt and
i got her out skirt, out shirt fam

laker yellow lambo, laker yellow rarri
laker yello 911, laker yellow mami

Not "of the moment" exactly, but I've been thinking for a while about how much I love this:

I can't walk in the park cause it's crazy after dark
keep my hand on my gun cause they got me on the run

half the couplets in this thread are not "of the moment"

i represent honies with money, fly guys with gems
drive with the tints that be thirty-five percent

it's "our" moment

i remember selling three bricks of straight flour
got my man a beatdown to the third power

with the powder, i stays on top of the mound
and keep pitchin when they say nomo is in town

my electrical rear view mirror don't move like it 'posed to
even the objects in that motherfucka need to be closer

i hustle, i got more franklins in me than aretha
if i had oprah winfrey i would marry her and keep her

Would you rather be tickling your tackle in Texas
Or fucking a slut in Kennebunkport
Recession
Derpression

somebody bring the potato salad, let's take a ballot
of who can invite the hoes that make the party valid

all that dark blue shit? yall n****** been had
my diamonds rainbowed like they registered for GLAAD

yeah that is dope -- what is that from? something recent i know, put i can't put my finger on it

e-40

right

rong

it's skateboard p on the TI song "Amazing"

goon confessions

"it reads like e-40"

oh

that song is still hot garbage

what happened to the gibreel handle?

bad bad things

nah "Amazing" is one good one on that shit album

the christ told me come closer to the light man
went blind and woke up in front of a mic stand

can't decide if that's any good beyond just the delivery

didn't realize flopson was samosa

le zvook is a v perceptive guy imo

speaking of which u should both contribute to deej's swag youtube pox thread, i stole some of zvookster's recs from the summer jams thread

i sent deej an email asking if flopson was ethan (compliment) but then it became apparent that it wasn't

Lyrics of Die Antwoord- Evil Boy have been cracking me up for a while:

Everybody go HO like a thundercat
I'm all up in the club in my underpants
no shirt on cause it's fuckin hot
Let's go Diplo pump it up!

now are we reading from the same sheet of music?
i was taught to never pull a pistol on a hustler unless i was planning on using it

i heard they bringing back the old guccis with the red and green strips on the bottom
if they wack i don't got em