people's personal "homepages"
banners, along with instructions to "contact the Webmaster" to place your banner ad in that space
― dude (del), Saturday, 2 October 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link
― dude [yr gettin' a] (del)
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Nostalgia is useless
― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka = smarterchild
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not sure if banaka = smarterchild.
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
nostalgia is the 'naive reading' of history/cultural memory, preparatory to any meaningful act of criticism
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Welcome back, bernard snowy! How may I help you now?
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
criticism is not what is needed; what is needed is dispassionate analysis and action, action, action.
― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I'll have to think about that one for a while.
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
@_@
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
(o)_(o)
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
=||((O))_((O))||=
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
got mah hater-blockers on (||)_(||)
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
there is no hate to block, only the blinding light of truth (to use a hackneyed metaphor)
― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
lolin at harbl
banaka how do you pronounce hackneyed, do you say 'hack en eyed' like 'hack en sack'
because I imagine that's how you say it
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
did anyone spend hours looking at these? i did. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/cliff-yablonski/
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god yes, and jeff k
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
My favorite site circa 1997http://www.alcyone.com/oo/
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
-exchanging .wavs of sound clips from star wars in an IRC channel called #sw_wavs
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
-writing sweet IRC scripts that let me play my sweet star wars .wavs and final fantasy .mid's using keyboard shortcuts
looking up wavs of fart sounds with my brother
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
savagery
― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
setting all of the windows alert/startup/error/etc. sounds to the most obnoxious sound clips I could find
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
"i wanted to know what she was up to, so i fingered her""... YOU WHAT?!?!?"
― zappi, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry banaka but my petit-bourgeois class position renders me structurally incapable of apprehending this 'truth' of which u speak ¯\(°_O)/¯
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
this attempt at subterfuge does not serve you well.
― banaka, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www2.b3ta.com/catgame/
― john water (harbl), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
- people getting really upset b/c they thought bansai kitty was a real thing
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
my friends and I getting kicked out of the computer lab for playing MUDs using Telnet in, like, 8th grade
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
building websites using <table></table> tags
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
email accounts @yahoo, before Gmail existed
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Waiting for YouTube vids to fully buffer before hitting play.
― Rob Liefeld pose (chap), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
having to use RealPlayer because there was no YouTube
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
a song taking ten minutes to download per MB
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Fighting over the one ethernet cable in the house.
― Rob Liefeld pose (chap), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I hate most of these things, actually, and I'm not nostalgic about them at all. Fuck dial-up.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't really wish most of this stuff was back either, but web 1.0 was a thing of beauty
― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
AOL WAREZ like/server SEND LIST /server SEND 129
AOL Chat Progslike rainbow text and AOHellall the original bots
AOL IM Punters
― I'm a Grizzily Bear Now (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link
InkLink - the internet shockwave game that is a ripoff of pictionary
― I'm a Grizzily Bear Now (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i miss the wild west amateurish atmosphere that used to be. looking at some weirdo's facebook page is pretty uninteresting compared to looking at said weirdo's webpage circa '99
― dude (del), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sorry i meant to say some "ECCENTRIC"
― dude (del), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Do You Ever Miss The "Old" Internet
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
It did feel endearingly DIY once but, while it's fun to poke your head into a sod house or miner's shack, I don't really want to live there.
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark
lol
― dude (del), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at yahoo starting out as "jerry's guide to the world wide web"
tho tbf i guess "jerry's guide" no more unlikely than "craigslist"
― dude (del), Saturday, 2 October 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
does anyone else remember this place?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebChat_Broadcasting_System
― Kim, Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
mirsky's worst of the web
mirsky's or another "worst" site linking to a mall restaurant that had its own website. how ridiculous!
― my sex drew back into itself tight and dry (abanana), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/hamsterdance.jpg
― iatee, Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ in retrospect a pioneer in how people use the internet today
― iatee, Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/damien_stone/Ukoad3.jpg
This is my page .......
WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!
I KISS YOU !!!!!
― Can You Tape? Learn the rules. (herb albert), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I have in front of me a copy of 'The Internet Directory', a 700+ page book published in 1994. It has two pages about the WWW.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link