goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised badass poochie cartoons nowadays

Global Smarming

mad rockism on this thread altho i agree with most of it

not gonna defend the time i got drunk & cried watching joan cusacks song from toy story 2 on youtube at 2 in the morning

-- and what, Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ OTM, this is like the saddest movie moment in recent history

-- n/a, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (1 week ago)

the bit in Ice Age when the mammoth sees the cave paintings of his kind being slaughtered by neanderthals or whatever also up there

My girl at the time fuckin bawled her eyes out at the Sarah McLachlan sequence in Toy Story 2 and always appreciated me not calling her out on it.

i'm sayin

i feel you man. you look at old cartoons and shit is designed all 3 dimensional - if the animators wanted to rotate daffy duck around they could draw that shit from every angle.

That's because the animators needed the money for new shoes, since their soles were worn down from running through fifteen foot snowdrifts every day with wolves chasing them down for their rationed hunks of bread and cheese. BUY WAR BONDS

damn i was dry-eyed during ts 2 but when buzz lightyear finds out hes not a real person in the first story i always get a lump in my throat

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c190ae5c-6fae-11dd-986f-0000779fd18c.html?nclick_check=1

ts smirky poochie vs ho'd up tweensploitation anorexia toons

Dora to explore older, racier market

oh god no, they've discovered Deviantart

I saw an episode of "What's New, Scooby Doo?" yesterday that I'm pretty sure featured the (paraphrased) line:

"I'm 18 years old. I'm old enough to legally ... vote."

-Velma's cousin, voiced by Jenny McCarthy.

I'll confirm this next time the kid(gf's son) puts it on, but I'm not trying to encourage Scooby Doo these days since he makes me do the voice.

Kung Fu Panda was pretty damn good by the way.

Agreed, I went to Kung Fu Panda with low expectations and was surprised how much I enjoyed it.

Shark Tale, on the other hand, is truly horrible.

I wish i could find the boner joke in Ratatouille and C&P it for you guys

saw kung fu panda on the plane - weak juice

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/dieautobot/doracopy.jpg

that post turned out to be a lot less funny and a lot more disturbing than I thought it would be

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Blank_Check_film.jpg

i saw that in the theater w/ my grandma in 1994

preston waters, cool name

is that lil faggot stealing british money?

The only thing about that movie that stuck with me was that a man's name was Juice

fact: i auditioned for the part of preston waters when i was a kid

!!!!!

real talk

no!!!!!!

sorry you didn't get the part :(

srsly

was also in the opening minutes of Little Big League

and came ~this~ close to being the humpback in the Secret Garden lol

oh man

one of my lolcollege girlfriends was up for the part of the girl in my girl

my brief and lolarious life as a child actor

goddam smirky eyebrow-raised badass child actors nowadays

does gbx have an imdb entry

no :(

uncredited

but i did make $1500 for sliding into third base, so f u

u r my hero

Kung Fu Panda was... meh. Once his balls dropped and he started fighting the bad guy who FINALLY showed up, I thought, YES! The fun part starts! Then it ended. Not that the rest of the movie suckes, but the story arc was way lame.

This may be the absolute nadir of this kind of thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa_Weidt08

Ansel Elgort and Taron Egerton are the IRL versions of this

^ tweener bait. who decides this kind of shite deserves to be bankrolled for tens of millions? I hope it's a flop(sy).

wtf @ that Peter Rabbit trailer

Would not blame descendants of Beatrix Potter burning down any theaters showing this atrocity.

(after hours/when empty obvs)

I'm not going to be able to watch that until after work but I feel the dread creeping in nonetheless.

What's left to ruin at this point? We should submit a list to the major animation studios so they can just get it over with.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamworksFace

Yikes I didn't realize tvtropes pages were written so terribly.

All wikis everywhere are written in the exact same standards throughout.

I set a very high standard when it comes to wikis on the house style of animation studios that make cinematic diarrhea.

Okay, fuck that movie directly in its stupid, smirky face. I hope everyone involved gets untreatable crabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPibAvHU1-U

this is as far as any modern take on peter rabbit can safely go imo

what does 'poochie' mean? this has bothered me for years.

that peter rabbit movie looks like shit. why has rose byrne let me down like this

I will recommend the Paddington movie that came out a few years ago though, it was sweet.

Poochie from the simpsons