They had to record the voice parts of each member of the Smirk Pack separately for fear their combined smarm powers would cause the universe to disappear inside its own asshole.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Global Smarming
― Kerm, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
mad rockism on this thread altho i agree with most of it
not gonna defend the time i got drunk & cried watching joan cusacks song from toy story 2 on youtube at 2 in the morning
-- and what, Thursday, June 19, 2008 5:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
^^^ OTM, this is like the saddest movie moment in recent history
-- n/a, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (1 week ago)
the bit in Ice Age when the mammoth sees the cave paintings of his kind being slaughtered by neanderthals or whatever also up there
― blueski, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
My girl at the time fuckin bawled her eyes out at the Sarah McLachlan sequence in Toy Story 2 and always appreciated me not calling her out on it.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm sayin
― Kerm, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i feel you man. you look at old cartoons and shit is designed all 3 dimensional - if the animators wanted to rotate daffy duck around they could draw that shit from every angle.
That's because the animators needed the money for new shoes, since their soles were worn down from running through fifteen foot snowdrifts every day with wolves chasing them down for their rationed hunks of bread and cheese. BUY WAR BONDS
― David R., Thursday, 26 June 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link
damn i was dry-eyed during ts 2 but when buzz lightyear finds out hes not a real person in the first story i always get a lump in my throat
― max, Thursday, 26 June 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c190ae5c-6fae-11dd-986f-0000779fd18c.html?nclick_check=1
ts smirky poochie vs ho'd up tweensploitation anorexia toons
― goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Dora to explore older, racier market
oh god no, they've discovered Deviantart
― kingfish, Monday, 25 August 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw an episode of "What's New, Scooby Doo?" yesterday that I'm pretty sure featured the (paraphrased) line:
"I'm 18 years old. I'm old enough to legally ... vote."
-Velma's cousin, voiced by Jenny McCarthy.
I'll confirm this next time the kid(gf's son) puts it on, but I'm not trying to encourage Scooby Doo these days since he makes me do the voice.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 25 August 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Kung Fu Panda was pretty damn good by the way.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 25 August 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Agreed, I went to Kung Fu Panda with low expectations and was surprised how much I enjoyed it.
Shark Tale, on the other hand, is truly horrible.
― Moodles, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish i could find the boner joke in Ratatouille and C&P it for you guys
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
saw kung fu panda on the plane - weak juice
― ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/dieautobot/doracopy.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
that post turned out to be a lot less funny and a lot more disturbing than I thought it would be
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Blank_Check_film.jpg
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i saw that in the theater w/ my grandma in 1994
― harbl, Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
preston waters, cool name
is that lil faggot stealing british money?
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
The only thing about that movie that stuck with me was that a man's name was Juice
― robertwolf8080, Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:04 (fourteen years ago) link
fact: i auditioned for the part of preston waters when i was a kid
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!!!
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link
real talk
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link
no!!!!!!
― ian, Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
sorry you didn't get the part :(
― goole, Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly
was also in the opening minutes of Little Big League
and came ~this~ close to being the humpback in the Secret Garden lol
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man
one of my lolcollege girlfriends was up for the part of the girl in my girl
― goole, Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link
my brief and lolarious life as a child actor
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link
goddam smirky eyebrow-raised badass child actors nowadays
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link
does gbx have an imdb entry
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link
no :(
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link
uncredited
but i did make $1500 for sliding into third base, so f u
u r my hero
― we be emi robin' (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Kung Fu Panda was... meh. Once his balls dropped and he started fighting the bad guy who FINALLY showed up, I thought, YES! The fun part starts! Then it ended. Not that the rest of the movie suckes, but the story arc was way lame.
― throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
This may be the absolute nadir of this kind of thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pa_Weidt08
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
Ansel Elgort and Taron Egerton are the IRL versions of this
― nomar, Monday, 25 September 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link
^ tweener bait. who decides this kind of shite deserves to be bankrolled for tens of millions? I hope it's a flop(sy).
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
wtf @ that Peter Rabbit trailer
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
Would not blame descendants of Beatrix Potter burning down any theaters showing this atrocity.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:53 (six years ago) link
(after hours/when empty obvs)
I'm not going to be able to watch that until after work but I feel the dread creeping in nonetheless.
What's left to ruin at this point? We should submit a list to the major animation studios so they can just get it over with.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamworksFace
― Evan, Monday, 25 September 2017 19:23 (six years ago) link
Yikes I didn't realize tvtropes pages were written so terribly.
― Evan, Monday, 25 September 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
All wikis everywhere are written in the exact same standards throughout.
― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 25 September 2017 19:46 (six years ago) link
I set a very high standard when it comes to wikis on the house style of animation studios that make cinematic diarrhea.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
Okay, fuck that movie directly in its stupid, smirky face. I hope everyone involved gets untreatable crabs.
― Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPibAvHU1-U
this is as far as any modern take on peter rabbit can safely go imo
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 September 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link
what does 'poochie' mean? this has bothered me for years.
― akm, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
that peter rabbit movie looks like shit. why has rose byrne let me down like this
I will recommend the Paddington movie that came out a few years ago though, it was sweet.
― akm, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link