Countdown 100: Bands that got megahyped that failed spectacularly...

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Ryan Adams?

he didn't "fail spectacularly" but he was heavily hyped as the hope of cornball mainstream rock - call him the Lone Justice of the early 2000s

they sell FUCKTONS of records! (m coleman), Sunday, 26 September 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm surprised no one mentioned Terence Trent D'Arby. He was mega successful during his first album run,

.. and you have just answered yr own surprise, as TTD didn't ..

.. oh I suppose he did 'fail' megaspectacularly, but then he did succeed megaspec as well...

Mark G, Sunday, 26 September 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I kinda wonder if there will be anymore attempts to hype artists like Ryan Adams or Lone Justice- plucked from a scene with a little bit of following and momentum, then hairsprayed into a mainstream package. Either could have dawdled in the roots rock scene for as a modest career, but they ended up with neither credibility nor huge sales. Seems like big labels either wait for acts to develop everything on their own, or an act is cultivated in-house from the start now.

bendy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

but Terence Trent D'Arby was really only a failure in the USA (and he was a failure after the "wishing well" record) ... i understand he was pretty big in some European countries right?!?

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lone justice were kinda dull, and ryan adams is kind of a douche. that might have had as much to do w/ why neither act really became huge.

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Ryan Adams also didn't help his cause by releasing like 27 albums a year.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Who are Relient K and why does MTV seem to be pimping them so much?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://posterscene.com/images/items/full/vandyke1.jpg

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I had always heard that Bob Marley's initial attempts to break America (circa Catch a Fire and Burnin') were huge hype failures for Island Records, but the only real hint I could find was this original Rolling Stone review of Live!, which was released a couple years later and has the same attitude. "Whom does Island expect to buy records like this?" Ha!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"every time i plant a seed, he said 'kill them before they grow'" indeed!

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

VH1 and CMT are full successful acts that are dull and douchey, though. Just not ones that own X albums.

bendy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Ryan Adams may not have ended up a mainstream rock saviour, but he sells out 2,000 seat venues here in ATX to an absolutely rabid fanbase. I'd hardly say that's a failure.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Sunday, 26 September 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

whats that 'how we lost £35,509.50 on the album of the year' thing?

NI, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

$ sorry

NI, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

voxtrot!!

markers, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://vandykeparks.com/miscfiles/musician852.html

skip, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Tangentially related plus I wanted to vent about this wasteman article from yesterday, opinion4u-based URL onwards: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/flavour-of-the-week-will-our-obsession-with-newness-finish-fledgling-bands-careers-before-they-have-even-started-2086665.html

really glad to be lectured about supposedly ever-decreasing hype cycles by a dude who immediately goes on to proudly relate how his job consists of looking at the same MP3 blogs as every other cunt out there and selecting the exact same buzzbands to briefly highlight

I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Some to add:

Nymphs - In early 90s, some were convinced that they were gonna be huge, or at least Janes Addiction-style huge. Flop.

Hothouse Flowers - To an extent, anyhow. The first album was a classic case of shipped gold and returned platinum, with the record label insistent that they were going to be the next U2 while the public was all "Whooo??" I guess they found a dedicated audience that was smaller than anticipated so they probably don't count.

Transvision Vamp - These guys were gonna be huge. So far as I can remember the album flopped bigtime.

Sean Carruthers, Monday, 27 September 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

haha Nymphs fucked up when Inger Lorre took a piss on the desk of the MD of their record label.

Man I remember them in Kerrang & Raw all the time, not even thought about them in 15 years.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

transvision vamp were huge in australia

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

(and also kinda underrated these days - the first album belongs alongside the primitives and darling buds as great buzzsaw pop records)

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I somehow have two Transvision Vamp albums but remember nothing of them now other than the singles.

ailsa, Monday, 27 September 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember wendy james

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

first album was successful enough generally, wasn't it? then they fell off so hard that the third album was ONLY released in Australia, where it also flopped

♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Monday, 27 September 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

haha Nymphs fucked up when Inger Lorre took a piss on the desk of the MD of their record label.

These days the only way they could fuck up by doing that is by not shooting video of it and then posting it on YouTube!

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Bis? Iirc they hit their high point in terms of visibility before they released anything (their TOTP performance).

Also, while we're repping failed "next U2s of the 80s": In Tua Nua.

seandalai, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

before they released anything (their TOTP performance).

not really true, they had 3 singles out by that point, including the secret vampire soundtrack 45 which is what they were on TOTP in support of

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man i missed the end of the countdown so i missed out on adding:

Big Pig
Saigon Kick
Enuff Z'nuff

the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Transvision Vamp - These guys were gonna be huge. So far as I can remember the album flopped bigtime.

They did have a number of hits. Plus they are also one of the most important influences on more recent teenybopper punkpop.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

re Bis: and a split on a Spanish label iirc?

♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

quite a few of the recent examples saw dece success in non UK/US markets tho. bis were colossal in japan for a while, big pig had a top 5 album and a handful of hit singles in Aus (though the album probably didn't do much better than 100k overall)

the acuarela one wasn't a split but they did a split on guided missile (or was it slampt) too i think

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

last bit xpost obv

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

whoops no, got confused: first single was on an actual spanish label, split (4-ways!) was on a UK label with a we no speak americano name

x-post too! split was on Ché

♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

ah yes

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"buy Intendo CD from CDNow"

solitary links that effortlessly sum up the late '90s

♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Rubber Rodeo

ti, I drink with jam and lewis (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm always suprised US ppl even mention Big Pig - they were known of outide of Oz? What next, Boom Crash Opera, big in Hungaria?

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

God, I do remember Drum Theatre though, haha. I had "Eldorado" taped off the telly, thought it was awesomepants, then they disappered from sight.

But then again I was an Alarm fan so what would I know.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Transvision Vamp - These guys were gonna be huge. So far as I can remember the album flopped bigtime.

They did have a number of hits. Plus they are also one of the most important influences on more recent teenybopper punkpop.

Guessing this is a regional thing, what with Jim telling of their Australian success as well. Over here in North America I think they sputtered out almost immediately after a pretty big push.

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Both Big Pig and Boom Crash Opera got some play in Canada...not tons, but they got a release and some attention. Also there seemed to be a very short-lived "hey look at this!" about Weddings Parties Anything.

Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

their very last single (if looks could kill) has been recently resurrected for tv commercial music here too, i'm sure that's making a buck or two for mr sayer

xpost

deep-fried cigarette (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

wavves

fennel cartwright, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish I grew up with those 60's/70's full page record release ads with lot's of text and witty (but often sexist) hyperbole.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

like that "Wouldn't you like to "Rip her to shreds" " sort of thing?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 09:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Please stop talking about Big Pig

moley, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 09:38 (thirteen years ago) link

XP Mark, more like this
http://posterscene.com/images/items/full/jonifull.jpg

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Although I doubt if what is written there is witty. My point being that it's something that isn't done anymore. I wonder if the record companies got straight-up ad agencies to do their work.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

See, I sort of think it's a shame that there aren't any Music Newspapers anymore.

Back when, it was 'black and white' like it was The Times, or something.

Now, they're just magazines with thinner paper, just about.

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

(and also kinda underrated these days - the first album belongs alongside the primitives and darling buds as great buzzsaw pop records)

Transvision Vamp, Darling Buds, and the Primitives would be an amazing nostalgia tour. I would book them for my county fair in a heartbeat.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

PAS/CAL, heard of 'em?

salem witch bile (Tape Store), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link


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