what a dickface
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
he is so cool i relate 2 him
― teledyldonix, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link
“I can’t believe that’s my past,” Mr. Mars said in an interview before his first solo New York performance, a sold-out show at the Bowery Ballroom in late August. “I wish I could tell you me and my rock band were traveling around, strung out. No, we were a family band. Straight Partridge Family.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/arts/music/06mars.html
lol this guys is the absolute pits, nytimes lickin his ballz
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFDcVvDB1Ko
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
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― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0
― Can you keep up? (Cheetah), Saturday, 7 May 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
nothing says "lazy" like an elaborately choreographed music video
― n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif
― markers, Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
Heard this song on the radio in the car with friends and everyone cracked up in disbelief. The "have some nice sex" line got called "like something Borat would say."
― champagne hippies trying to recapture their youth (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
The sex part comes across really awkwardly. Just doesn't seem lazy enough. Not to mention the P90X.
― Can you keep up? (Cheetah), Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
this is probably the worst song of the year other than maybe david guetta's new single w/ flo rida and nicki minaj
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
did you not catch that the 2nd verse is full of non-lazy things he's resolving to do the following day
― gr8080, Sunday, 8 May 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link
very important piece of information as it pertains to this song that we should be paying close attention to
― n/as (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 May 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link
i'm saying
― gr8080, Sunday, 8 May 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost thought i had something wrong there... though it did take me three listens before i caught that "tomorrow".
― Can you keep up? (Cheetah), Sunday, 8 May 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
Guy is a dickhead
otm but you're the guy who just listened to his song 3 times :-/
― gr8080, Monday, 9 May 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
OK Fine, then his career may be at halt for some time. Lady Gaga, Robyn and even David Guetta all have a much more positive influence on current chartpop than Bruno Mars does with his way too compressed long-bassnotes-and-drummer-going-bananas-like-crazy-style, so that is probably just a good thing.
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Monday, 9 May 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
buring in hell http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01Zn2fO5zP4BG/x610.jpg
― gr8080, Monday, 9 May 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
This song was on non-stop rotation on the Jawaiian station in Hononlulu about 6 months ago.
These were the other ones that we'd hear 10+ times a day:
Ho'Okoa - Ups & Downshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo8l9c280ZU
J Boog - Let's Do It Againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZQr0jdUJ5A
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 May 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
I was at a coffeehouse playing top-40 radio yesterday, and every song for a good half-hour or more was written, co-written, or performed by Bruno Mars.
― bernerrrrr! berrrrrnowwww.... (Eazy), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
he's the smokey robinson of talentless cokeheads in porkpie hats
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 22 July 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link
this story is so shocking to me, people on coke usually make such great music
― goole, Friday, 22 July 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
In the current Pop landscape of futuristic super villains with drum machines, Bruno Mars is just very bland.
― Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Friday, 22 July 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
― The Reverend, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
yay!― call all destroyer, Monday, September 20, 2010 10:45 PM (1 year ago)
― Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link
I'd do anythang for yaI'd carry a gram for yaPut it straight up my nose for ya
― Cheap desert locations (Eazy), Friday, 6 January 2012 06:43 (twelve years ago) link
Sad. His Sesame Street performance gets heavy rotation in my house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uSn9zXlTw
― beachville, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
i felt actually kind of pissed at myself today to realize that i was telling "it will rain" grow on me
― we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested
― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thats prob the cocaine imo
― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this just cracked me up again
― call all destroyer, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
Wait, did he get arrested again? Go to jail? I'm confused.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
i think in 'lazy song' he's saying he's waking up late to p90x, like, the infomercials that are on in that time between mid-morning and mid-afternoon that lazy people wake up.
― NZA, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of like his stupid songs
Bruno Mars clears up Vegas cocaine possession case
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 23 January 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
2 grams of coke, didn't show for the hearing = $2000 and community serviceThis is totally common
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
New Bruno album is 90% amazing
― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
bowie and lilo did their best work on coke too
― back in judy's tenuta (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 15 December 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i revived another Bruno thread already but totally fuck w/ this album
― some dude, Saturday, 15 December 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
Cant even bring myself to try
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 December 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link
other than the fact that the 2 best-sounding songs are about gold diggin' womens the album is pretty refreshingly devoid of the kind of missteps that generally put people off bruno mars
― some dude, Saturday, 15 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
It's only 35 minutes, I played it twice today
― epic album: the pluto (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 December 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
I quite like the new single, it sounds very Police inspired. Not sure I can ever forgive him for The Lazy Song though.
― Kitchen Person, Saturday, 15 December 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this album is actually quite strong. the only track i don't like is "gorilla" b/c the image of bruno mars doing it like a gorilla is slightly repulsive to me but hooray for the other tracks
― teledyldonix, Monday, 17 December 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
if i don't fux with the single is there any chance i'll like this?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
sure, nothing else on the album is like "locked out of heaven" at all
― some dude, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
"treasure" is really good although it doesn't sound like a radio hit. his voice still sounds like someone trying to impress judges on "american idol" which kinda ruins it for me, but there's shockingly good moments on this album. i wish the chorus of "locked out of heaven" was more rewarding. the verses are great though.
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:19 (eleven years ago) link
i really really love the bridge of locked out of heaven because, like, for a Police rip to suddenly do Stewart Copeland quarter-notes on the bell of the ride cymbal is like a Weird Al-level attention to detail.
― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
i also hear The Romantics' "Talking in your sleep"
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:31 (eleven years ago) link
locked outta heaven is incredible.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
i know right
― some dude, Tuesday, 1 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
xp: Flea also took a shit in a pizza box and gave it to Andy during the recording sessions.
― how's life, Monday, 3 February 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link
just wanted to chime in to say that I didn't really know who Bruno Mars was either but he was probably my favorite halftime since Prince himself
― frogbs, Monday, 3 February 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link
But ugh, fuck the fucking RHCPs and their awful, fundamentally unfunky drummer.
[insert whiney post about ghost notes]
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link
― wins, Monday, 3 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
positive to you and many others obviously, but I'd prefer hiphop, r'n'b, and I guess Bruno Mars style rhythms
― curmudgeon, Monday, 3 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
Lol I was quoting rongroe from upthread
― wins, Monday, 3 February 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link