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misguided literal semantic nerd pedantry is the fucking worst.

'would you like orange juice or tea?'
'yes please'
'er...?'
'i would like orange juice or tea. 'orange juice or tea' is true whichever my preference is.'
'ok fuck off'

ledge, Friday, 24 September 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Occasionally, and generally only around people who would be familiar with Symbolic Logic 101, I reply to "would you like x or y" with "yes, tee hee" to play for time while I decide which; by the time they've said "ok wise guy" I can reply to that with "ha ha sorry I would like y please". Now I will resolve not to do so again.

That article is a beautiful and alarming new level of nutty.

patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 24 September 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess I have pretty geeky and impatient friends for them to find severely hackneyed nerd "humour" a more acceptable play for time than "um... I'm not sure", but apparently they do

patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 24 September 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"because our avenues of cultural transmission are in some ways quite restricted."
i haven't seen enough of 'big bang theory' to judge, but if it's as bad as what snippets I have seen, I sympathize with this POV.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 24 September 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Raymond refers to his current situation as "... living inside a cyberpunk novel. A libertarian cyberpunk novel."[22]

caek, Friday, 24 September 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

pretend that this guy is reading that article above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geZoES9KQ-Q

dayo, Saturday, 25 September 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

so great

http://www.stallman.org/photos/rms-working/index.html

caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.stallman.org/photos/rms-working/mid/mid_img_1761.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

SUP

http://www.stallman.org/photos/rms-working/mid/mid_img_1748.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

this is still the best

http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.os.openbsd.misc/134336/focus=134979

caek, Friday, 15 July 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

best thread title

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/

i hate this thread title now btw

caek, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

can someone explain why rich webapps are more brittle than simple html when I have poor connectivity? i understand whey they'd be slower, but not why, for example, I can't really get gmail to load at all right now on this tin-can-and-string connection, despite ilx loading just fine. something something XmlHttpRequest timeout?

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 23 October 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10455779

Is there some actual self-consistent, generalizable model behind what you're saying that improves my ability to think about ethical obligations, correctly rejecting or accepting some of them, or were you just signaling there?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Actually_HN

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link


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