KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

lmao look at these fukkin ruminants

http://www.fulhamfc.com/MatchAndTeam/PlayerProfiles/ProfileDetails/KeanuMarsh-Brown.aspx

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1335975/

http://i47.tinypic.com/200tjs6.jpg

doesn't look a day over 53.

Man of Tai Chi rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWJxkxnjAd0

how did '47 ronin' cost $175 million dollars?

$3.72m each i guess

next-level catering

man of tai chi a top 10 movie for me last year. so awesome

Fifty y.o. today

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11067988/The-many-faces-of-Keanu-Reeves.html

bullshit

are you a Ke birther?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvug-z7lqM

they killed his dog

an example for amerasians everywhere

i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him

I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen

he is my number one celebrity crush

i pretend he's not but oh god

he's so dreamy and nice and reads lots of books and he's still best friends with alex winter - how could you NOT crush on him? ?

i know

i know

i knoooooooowwwww

His voice has a certain forced, hollow depth, like a 12-year-old trying to sound grownup

to me he sounds like california

he's 50 years old and he's a fucking RIDE

right!?

the results of this poll own very hard

so psyched for john wick. Supposed to be vv good!

lol enjoying reviewing when he was sad on a bench

yep ok so i do want to see john wick now

even tho it's basically Taken + a dog

whatevs

haven't seen him outside work lately, as i often did in 2010

featuring hbo stars al swearengen, theon greyjoy, lester freamon, and cedric daniels.

i didn't kill your cocksucking dog, Bullock

lol

Edelstein says "It’s a beautiful coffee-table action movie."

My kind of thing.

Oh wait, not Edelstein, just NY Mag.

thought it was pretty awful tbh

looks awful

JOHN WICK. DON'T LIGHT HIM UP.

Trailer looked bad but if Omar little says to go see it I will listen

This is the best movie I've ever seen and if you didn't like it I hope John Wick dives across your living room delivering dozens of slo mo akimbo pistol headshots to your stupid retarded fag skull.

rude

i am listening to an interview with Keanu and i realized I have a total voice crush on him

I dunno if I'll even see this weird dumb-looking dog movie but if I listen to him talk for long enough, god knows what will happen

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

now imagine Don Henley speaking through Keanu

i trust H4A's review 100%, going to see it this week obv

wouldnt even go for a $8 matinee on this crap

I got suckered into Jack Reacher along similar lines.

JOHN WICK. HE'S TOUCHY.

oh shit omar + h4a = yesss

cool edgy words bro

omar & h4a once again come correct

this movie is awesome, like am legit questioning if this was a fever dream or did this really happen. did I really just see a movie that took the time to actually frame all of its action sequences so that you could legit enjoy them and lovely car work yes yes yes

am i crazy or was the ode to joy in the church was a deliberate diehard nod like it totally turned my enjoyment up to 11

*smokes a cigarette, smiles to self*