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HAHAHA, always happy when this thread is revived!!

Barack Obama. Cons: He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground.

Would make a good pop quiz.

Q: Which potential presidential candidate cross-dressed for comedic purposes when it suited him?

Q: Which potential presidential candidate's feminism is not wanted?

Q:Which potential presidential candidate puts liberals in their place?

whoa whoa

Well-funded candidates increasingly use other "stalking horse" candidates to try to prevent their opponent from gaining a majority, as McCain backers used Fred Thompson in 2008 to prevent Mitt Romney from winning while McCain stumbled. Thompson obtained undeserved endorsements from national pro-life groups as well as heavy promotion on the Fox News Channel, despite virtually admitting that he would not become president. Thompson withdrew after serving his purpose of attracting pro-lifers and other conservatives away from rivals of McCain, and then Thompson immediately endorsed McCain.

The key early primaries are Iowa (caucuses), New Hampshire, Michigan, South Carolina and Nevada.

Q: Which Republican candidates are taller than the president?

Defeated Tom Daschle, relatively conservative voting record for a senator; also taller than Obama

Q: A Google search for what candidate turns up five positive sites for every 100 nasty liberal smear sites, like the Huffington Post?

Barack Obama. Cons: He depends on a teleprompter to speak, and has run the nation into the ground.

incredible

The telepromter meme, which I asked about upthread, is so bizarre to me. And based on this example, more worrisome to the right than the whole "running the nation into the ground" thing.

I guess the teleprompter thing is supposed to undermine the fact that he's generally considered to be a very good public speaker

while running the nation into the ground is considered maybe less important because conservapedia writers are insane

Atheism is an intellectual hobo when it comes to science.

Nearly 250,000 people will soon be without a single bookstore, as the last one is closing in Laredo, Texas. [54] Most books (other than the Bible) are liberal claptrap anyway, so this is probably good news.

The mainstream media (MSM), increasingly known as the lamestream media, refers primarily to the traditional media organs that existed in the United States of America prior to the popularity of internet news organizations.

The common denominator of the mainstream media is their censoring or downplaying stories that would lead viewers to conservative conclusions, and their use of photo bias, placement bias and other forms of deception to mislead viewers into drawing incorrect liberal conclusions. The term mainstream media usually refers to how the majority of commercial-based or taxpayer-funded news reporting and commentary consist of liberal bias, while falsely pretending to be objective providers of information.

Even fox is a hotbed of queers and pinkos
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fox_News_and_homosexuality

more on this crucial issue:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Bill_O%27Reilly_and_the_homosexuality_issue

Indispensible general overview:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_in_the_media

His sympathetic, lenient views on “gay” adoption and his mixed-message stance on “gay” marriage have caused great dissent among his loyalists - and no doubt cost him viewers.

hear that billo? the bigot demographic is dropping you left right and centre.

I was vanity googling a few months ago, & and was shocked/delighted to that I'd been mentioned in a discussion on Conservapedia! Except it wasn't, it was the talk page of something called the RationalWiki, discussing something batshit on Conservapedia (that we talked about earlier on this thread). Which I suppose is better in most ways, but not for the lols.

Really love that the Liberal Mainstream Media conspiracy is a Conservative Mainstream Media conspiracy.

Notable elitists include:
Al Gore
Barack Hussein Obama
Hillary Clinton
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Marie Antoinette

lol

If you wear a bow-tie, you're a man of THE PEOPLE.

http://conservapedia.com/Main_Page

a rose ;_;

Nature's beauty, denied by atheists

Failing At Home On All Fronts, Obama Flees to Afghanistan.

The mainstream media (MSM), increasingly known as the lamestream media,

From the front page, Conservapedia seems pretty anti-war, just so long as Obama is running it!

Biblical scientific foreknowledge is how the Bible shows a comprehension of scientific knowledge far ahead of its time. Biblical scientific foreknowledge illustrates what is possible.

Atheists, particularly evolutionists, engage in liberal denial about how the Bible was correct long before science could discover the same truths. Their closed-mindedness against the Bible obstructs the advancement of science.

Biblical scientific foreknowledge also facilitates improvements in the translation of verses that describe scientific-related events, such as Jesus's Calming the Storm.

scientific-related events

Events that take place in a space-time continuum?

their hatred of college professors is truly frightening and irrational, as is the world of fantasy that these people choose to live in. i remember an article on conservapedia that had a list of crimes committed by college professors, as though therefore all college professors commit crimes. the utter stupidity of these people could give me a panic attack.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity

Chuck Norris endorses the Total Gym exercise system.[37]

For example, the noted Evangelical preacher Rick Warren recently made a public commitment to lose 90 pounds.[24] Have you seen any of the prominent atheists make such a pledge?

convincing argument

Pictured: The svelte Jerry Falwell

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071119121356/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/99/Jerry_falwell1.jpg/200px-Jerry_falwell1.jpg

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Slim_atheists'_convention

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what have i done to deserve this conservapedia banishment

in my limited experience (growing up in a uber-conservative church), most religious people would refrain from smoking, drinking, and drug abuse, but they would certainly NOT refrain from eating heaps of fatty, unhealthy foods. gluttony seemed to be the one allowed vice.

you'd have a sermon about YOUR BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF CHRIST then before the service would let out the pastor would go on some lengthy food porn rant about what his wife is cooking for dinner. weird folks.

While many Western atheists are non-religious, not all non-religious people are atheists.

Had too hard a time getting my head round this sentence to move on the rest of the article, TBH.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair was the founder of the American Atheists organization and she was overweight

Hahaha, thesis proven, job done.

Rush is an atheist icon?

As we predicted, the Democrats pick Charlotte, North Carolina for their 2012 national convention, rather than St. Louis, Missouri. [15] Translation: Missouri has wised up against liberals and they do not have a chance there anymore.

true lols for this one

Chuck Norris adds (apropos to nothing)
What's preposterous is that atheists are now advertising and soliciting on websites particularly created for teens.

http://www.conservapedia.com/PZ_Myers#The_claim_that_PZ_Myers.27_blog_audience_tends_to_be_quarrelsome_and_socially_challenged_men

The historical militancy of the atheist/evolutionist community

LOL

Glass houses?

laughed out loud at the length discrepancy between this and this

Many women begin regretting their abortion before they even leave the abortion clinic. In some cases, women begin regretting their abortion just before it is performed,[14] but are told by abortionists that it is too late to change their mind because they already signed a consent form (which is a lie - it is never too late to withdraw consent for an abortion).

What are there views on when it's ok to withdraw consent for sex?

fuck: there/their

i don't know because the single thing in their entry for "rape" is a list of "most rapes by country".

in love with the attempted jujitsu here:

However, Charles Darwin originally based the idea of human evolution on a racist assumption[2], [after God was rejected as Creator], made in the late 1830s[3], that Fuegians (natives of Tierra del Fuego) resembled primates that he had observed in the London zoo.