also stop spoiling my fever dreams, it was totally like that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
The modern term is domme, actually.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
She called herself a dominatrix, so who was I to argue semantics?
domme pass- no i'm not going there
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyway, I hadn't had sex for two years before I met her and I didn't have sex again for a year and a half after we broke up. Par for the course, really.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit, I forgot someone. It had only been a year of no sex before I met her. I feel like an ass for completely forgetting someone, because there have only been six women in total (not counting my aunt, which I don't because A she's my aunt and B we never had sex sex).
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i have also never had sex sex with any of my aunts hi 5!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Hooray!
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
celibatenephews.com
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I really haven't ever told a lot of people about that, btw. ILTMI is really only one of very few "people" who know about it. My family doesn't know, that's for sure.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i have a snake
― dude (del), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
tell us more pls
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
cut or uncut?
Venomous?
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
thank you very much!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i didn't even know that ~sleeping over~ without sex was a thing people did until recently
it's still something so foreign to me that i'm pretty sure i missed an offer to do so the other night
:/
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
i must have 'slept over' without sex for jeez i dunno 6 weeks for the lovely ms dmac. no big deal, movies and couches still existed.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
You may as well find out from the get go whether or not you can share a bed with somebody. But yeah, it was a surprising early development for sure.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
for the first three weeks i even got kicked off the couch, actually
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Although, my very first serious girlfriend got locked out of her house after our first date and I snuck her into my dorm to stay the night...where she proceeded to take MY bed and throw up on the floor (where I ended up sleeping all night). I should've taken that as an omen of the next five years to come.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― dude (del), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
in retrospect i'm thinking that first-date omens can prove extremely telling
― dude (del), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I can't help but sing 'sex beat' in my head but with SEX DROUGHT instead
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
SEX DROUGHT SEX DROUGHT
YOU'RE MY SEX DROUGHT
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU NEVER GIVE IT TO ME SO I HAVE TO DO WITHOUT
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw yeah, I am winning this thread
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Eternal "what counts as sex?" question.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Not anything I'm doing, that's for goddamn sure
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it means p-in-v. Which is a very hetronormative way to see it, but whatever.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
eh - i'd say for the purposes of this thread it would be something with a partner capable of producing orgasm
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
That's a good way of putting it, imo
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, then I was having sex since I was 7, because I was certainly a partner capable of giving myself an orgasm. (Actually, my first one wasn't until I was about 10 or so*. I remember hating them at first because all of the wonderful tension I was creating would go away afterwards. But I digress.)
*Is it even possible to have one before puberty? I have no idea.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
uh - partner = a person other than yourself?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry, I was trying to make a funny and it mutated.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
ha, that sentence could be a metaphor for puberty/first orgasm
― bang (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm at a year now. I have this big problem that I don't really do "hookups" and I don't really do "relationships" either, so I don't really get "laid". It's really sad that I'm 24 and I know for a fact that I am A+ attractive, yet I can count the number of times I've had sex on one hand. That said, sex and relationships are a very low priority for me.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Like, I spend very little time pursuing either.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I've kind of come to thinking that my real problem is that when I get horny, my thoughts go to "I want to masturbate" rather than "I want to have sex".
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Obv. this is something I agonize over on occasion, but never do anything about. :/
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i spend a lot of time pursuing, problem is, there are a million other boring dickheads pursuing the same girls.
― max arrrrrgh, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Reverend, are you worrying about not having sex, or are you worrying because you think you should want it more than you do?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
A little from each column.
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you worrying because you think not being interested in having romantic relationships and/or having a low sex drive isn't normal, or is it something you genuinely want to change? How are you with other types of relationships?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm at 7 weeks, I guess (kinda hazy on when exactly when the last breakup happened). Probably going to stretch on for a while - I'm going out and have met a number of cuet ladeez, but I just don't really feel like dating anyone yet. This shit was easier the last time I was totally single - at 28, it seems like so many more women are in long-term relationships than when I was 22 or 25, etc..
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
^ I'm at the age now where most of my options are divorcees.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd have to deal with someone else's children, which I wouldn't be too happy with.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
(Even worse, I might have to deal with being someone's grandmother. Thinking of that upsets me.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link