bruno mars got arrested for cocaine possession

keep him vegas, we don't want him!

homie is gonna be on the third episode of snl

kinda depressing tho that not even bruno mars can stay off coke

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

thats prob the cocaine imo

when you're at paris hilton/bruno mars levels, you should have someone holding FOR you

if he was detained in a bathroom he probably got caught tootin up

can't front, i cackled malevolently when i read this

can't believe bruno mars killed 29,000 mexicans

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

loooooooool

the smiley doing lines off his forehead A+

omar i love you because "make a blingee of the bruno mars mugshot for that thread i started" was srs on my to-do list today

*~always happy to lend a hand~*

great minds, etc.

all that mugshot is missing is some chesthair and it would be the GOAT

so close

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the smiley doing lines off his forehead A+

― flaccid house (The Reverend), Monday, September 20, 2010 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sometimes life is beautiful

Lilo > coke smiley

feel like a revision leaving only the original pic and the snorting smiley would be pretty pickled

that's pretty dope that he was powdering his nose with david bowie, lilo, and a smiley face imo

posting omar's blingee on a friend's fbook = kind of lol mostly embarrassing way to find out a ton of my friends knew dude before he was famous

: D

i bet he was part of the choom gang

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the sneezingtons

fun fact: bruno mars' high school is less than a mile from obama's high school

Lilo > coke smiley

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― chilli, Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i met a bro that went to obama's hs bro yesterday

lol at

the sneezingtons

― J0rdan S., Monday, September 20, 2010 9:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1 too many bros imo

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 5:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats prob the cocaine imo

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080)

lol'd @ this

http://board.crewcial.org/thread/view/352517/&p=33

ratted out by the bathroom attendant!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/20/bruno-mars-arrested-cocaine-bathroom-attendant-hard-rock-hotel/

that's harsh.

i can't believe they'd actually arrest for you that.

Cops say Bruno --aka Peter Hernandez-- "admitted he did a foolish thing and has never used drugs before."

First time user with over 2 grams... lol.

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i am enjoying this saga of bruno mars

On the title of the album, Mars said, "I’m a big fan of doo-wop music. ... That’s what you call your girl, your "doo-wop." ... On this album, I have records that women are going to relate to and men are going to relate to. So doo-wops are for the girls, and hooligans are for the guys."[6] In addition, he told 4Music, "It explains the two sides of me. Doo-wop is a special form of music I grew up on. It's straight to the point, very simple. I have songs like that. ... I have that simple, romantic side of me but I'm also just a young, regular dude and that's like the hooligan side!"[7]

AOTY

lol

what a dickface

he is so cool i relate 2 him

“I can’t believe that’s my past,” Mr. Mars said in an interview before his first solo New York performance, a sold-out show at the Bowery Ballroom in late August. “I wish I could tell you me and my rock band were traveling around, strung out. No, we were a family band. Straight Partridge Family.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/06/arts/music/06mars.html

lol this guys is the absolute pits, nytimes lickin his ballz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFDcVvDB1Ko

what a dickface

― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:36 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

nothing says "lazy" like an elaborately choreographed music video

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

I thought the aging, shirtless chili peppers jumping out and doing give-it-away was a hilarious art joke though.

It was like having a beautiful cake and then having a comically ugly stripper jump out of it.

that was really the best song they could have done though

all of the 40/50 year old women I was watching with greatly appreciated shirtless RHCP

lol, the 35-year-old women I was with were I guess not at that stage of their lives yet, b/c they kept saying "they really need to wear shirts"

i was thinking about how anthony keidis' tattoos were some of the first tattoos i remember actually fixating on and comprehending as an adolescent and there they are 25 years later

xp: Orly? I missed the game, but here are a couple comments that turned up in my facebook feed via a couple of 35-ish friends:

Anthony Keidis. I so would. Then, now, and always.

I still have the hots for Anthony Kiedis...even in a pair of leggings I would probably wear.

the 50 year woman I was with was not impressed

50 year old

But yes Bruno is a great live performer (I'm just not wowed by his songs).

Didn't know he played drums. Dug that. Dug most of his set, actually. But ugh, fuck the fucking RHCPs and their awful, fundamentally unfunky drummer.

Actually, "unfunky" is too kind. He's negative-funky.

I was surprised that I did recognize a couple of BM's tunes from hearing out there in the ether, he's def a good performer/entertainer but an accurate James Brown impression isn't exactly artistic greatness, but he was like fine.

The switch over to RHCP was just weird. I am happy to report my social media feeds erupted into a bunch of Fishbone jokes and it continued when I went over to my local p-word bar afterward.

pachinko?

I wish

I'm still struggling to rectify George Clinton's interest in/affiliation with RHCP in the early 90s.

weird that he had no female dancers/performers at all (?)

also i thought it was cool that his band was all men of color.

xp: mid-80s?

seems like a rare case of someone's profile being raised by the Super Bowl rather than an already on-top or slightly-(or massively)-over-the-hill artist performing.

xp at any point in their career, really

Clinton produced their second record. Andy Gill (?!) produced their first. It's all a rich tapestry.

I know I'm a big music nerd etc etc but I don't really understand how you can have TEN top 5 songs within a 3 year period (with seven as lead artist) and still have ppl going "who is that"

also the first three RHCP albums are still great

Is Bruno really as diminuative as Prince? (5'2"?)

A friend mentioned that she'd seen Bruno and Bieber in the same room and Bieber towered over him, even though both their hairs were similarly pumped up to gain a couple inches.

hmm... maybe?

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I know I'm a big music nerd etc etc but I don't really understand how you can have TEN top 5 songs within a 3 year period (with seven as lead artist) and still have ppl going "who is that"

― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, February 3, 2014 10:41 AM (2 minutes ago)

bonny bear?

apparently he's the same height as janelle monae
http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Janelle-Monae-and-Bruno-Mars.jpg

google says 5'5"

monae is 5'0" and wearing heels (and further from the camera) in that pic

He was pretty good hosting Saturday Night Live awhile back. Some folks who never listen to pop hits radio or don't notice such songs elsewhere I think discovered him there.

RIDING GIANTESS

I know I'm a big music nerd etc etc but I don't really understand how you can have TEN top 5 songs within a 3 year period (with seven as lead artist) and still have ppl going "who is that"

pretty sure a large chunk of the Super Bowl audience has not kept in touch with the Top 40 for at least twenty years

it's so easy not to know big hits, just listen to only your ipod or sports talk radio in the car and only your own music everywhere else on your phone and don't really go to places that play top 40 over the muzak

OTM, it is pretty easy to not hear a lot of music, I don't even do it on purpose

I had actually heard one Bruno Mars song and didn't know it was him. But yeah, like where the fuck would I wind up hearing top 40 without actively seeking it out?

the gap probably

he made the top 77 last year

lol when rhcp were added it was noted it was specifically for the older generation who might not be familiar w/ bruno mars. i was somewhat surprised when they announced bruno mars but not incredibly so, knew he would do well, dude is a total entertainer. you have to wonder if timberlake's name came up during meetings or if nobody even dared to suggest him.

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http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/justin-timberlake-janet-jackson-wardrobe-malfunction-super-bowl.jpg

can't get one past forx

kinda felt bad for bruno that prince was on new girl immediately afterwards

Andy Gill (?!) produced their first.

my CD copy of Entertainment! has liner notes by Flea which iirc consist mostly in him calling The Edge a piece of shit for never acknowledging the influence of Andy Gill on his guitar playing.

which is absurd cuz edge has frequently when asked his guitar influences listed gill, levene, and verlaine. i can remember rolling stone doing some interview w/ him where the writer kept trying to get him to talk about eric clapton and edge politely pointing out he was too young for clapton really and generally tried to copy go4, etc as a kid.

xp: Flea also took a shit in a pizza box and gave it to Andy during the recording sessions.

just wanted to chime in to say that I didn't really know who Bruno Mars was either but he was probably my favorite halftime since Prince himself

But ugh, fuck the fucking RHCPs and their awful, fundamentally unfunky drummer.

[insert whiney post about ghost notes]

OK Fine, then his career may be at halt for some time. Lady Gaga, Robyn and even David Guetta all have a much more positive influence on current chartpop than Bruno Mars does with his way too compressed long-bassnotes-and-drummer-going-bananas-like-crazy-style, so that is probably just a good thing.

positive to you and many others obviously, but I'd prefer hiphop, r'n'b, and I guess Bruno Mars style rhythms

Lol I was quoting rongroe from upthread