Q: who invented nerd rap?A: Nerds!!!!!! (Who rap!!!!!)
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, December 27, 2004 9:55 AM
― am0n, Monday, 20 September 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link
dylannn!!!!
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!
-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Fuck yeah, bitch!
-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Motherucker!
-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Shitfaced in Brooklyn!
-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Can I buy you a fucking beer?
-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
This ain't Miami, bitch!
-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?
-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Oh my motherfucking GOD!
-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
La la pa fucking looza!
-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Come on my face, why don't you?
Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.
-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!
-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
These is some stupid bitches.
This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.
-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
God fucking damn!
-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Fuck off, twat!
-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.
-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.
Dirty fucking bastard!
-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.
― 4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Monday, 20 September 2010 06:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Alrite. Rap sucks. "duh rap has so much meaning like we so tite we can make up namez such as FASHEEZY cuz we be bored aight son? ye ye time to do shrooms so bounce" and rock "AHHHHH!!!!!KILL ME KILL YOU FUCK YOU!" What I find better is RAP ROCK. YEA THATS THE SHIT. LISTEN TO KID ROCK SND YOU'LL LOVE THE COMBINATION. BOTH RAP AND ROCK SUCK ALONE. RAP ROCK RULES.
L8ER.
― TOE-KNEE IM A PLAYER THAT YOU LOVE TO HATE,GOT UR GIRL SUCKIN DICK ON VIDEOTAPE, Wednesday, July 24, 2002 12:00 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― clotpoll, Monday, 20 September 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link
wonder what rap would be like if more rappers did shrooms
― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link
what person said the first van halen was a bad album? i want to come to your house and kick your teeth in while blasting "on fire" super loud. call me..
― cornelius crash (cornelius crash), Tuesday, April 12, 2005 5:24 PM
― am0n, Monday, 20 September 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Just seen this but if this thread continues to descend into meta snark (rather than, y'know, quotable posts that are actually interesting or funny) then it's going to be locked.
― Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
(That Old Fart!!! post is classic btw).
"Total bullshit (but it's abbey, so who expects anything else?). The Sound Museum albums and Colors: Live in Leipzig (duets with pianist Joachim Kühn) are terrific, Sound Grammar kicks ass, and while I don't love Prime Time the way I do his acoustic stuff, Virgin Beauty and In All Languages are both great."
we get it, Phil, you've swallowed the incomprehensible Kool-Aid, your loving hummer in the Wire showed us that (god knows why they still let you write there).
I continue to call bullshit on his last 40 or so years of recorded output, I don't especially care if anyone agrees with me. I also call bullshit on pretty much everything he's ever said in any interview ever, I think he made some incredible, essential music in the early sixties and has basically been a fraud ever since.
― jon abbey, Sunday, June 28, 2009 3:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ re: ornette coleman
― 4 my muthafuckin mods (crüt), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder if he ever did familiarize himself with crabcore ?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― am0n, Monday, September 20, 2010 1:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this needed a repost for emphasis
― if you can put a ceiling fan in your van (deej), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Not a fan of Biggie at all, although I didn't hate him...he was just kinda "eh" to me, and was brought down bigtime by the people he constantly hung out with (Puff Daddy, ick).Nas, I know very little about. Of course I hated that stupid "If I Ruled the World", song, but who didn't...
Friends of mine heavily into rap suggest "Illmatic", but I haven't heard it.
― uh, Sunday, April 25, 2004 6:23 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
a very SMH post from my very embarassing past. the funny thing is at the time I wrote this about Biggie, I'd heard only three of his singles, and nothing much else, so I was clearly BSing.
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i bought it like the next day iirc.
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
god i hate autumn. it's the "i don't watch television" of seasons.
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:30 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jaymc, Saturday, 25 September 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
haha
― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 September 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, Buck I have noticed that too. The clothing stores are selling tackier and tackier jewelry, and tacky things that they never sold before.Thing are really swinging low.The music is very poor and annoying when I shop these days.Once in a while I enjoy it.People are in denial.The clothing looks frumpy even in the most exclusive stores.I went to a food store and they sell this snack food called "Girlfriend's Booty."This means buttock.Pimp juice is in the stores. People are looking disheveled.spelling>?When people say I am not great, are they comparing me to people who have four people in a band?It is very difficult to have no help. I try to connect with people, i like men, but they become competitive and they are no romantic..just competitive. What a disappointment.― Marissa MM, Monday, August 8, 2005 8:26 PM (5 years ago)
The music is very poor and annoying when I shop these days.Once in a while I enjoy it.People are in denial.The clothing looks frumpy even in the most exclusive stores.I went to a food store and they sell this snack food called "Girlfriend's Booty."This means buttock.Pimp juice is in the stores. People are looking disheveled.spelling>?When people say I am not great, are they comparing me to people who have four people in a band?It is very difficult to have no help. I try to connect with people, i like men, but they become competitive and they are no romantic..just competitive. What a disappointment.
― Marissa MM, Monday, August 8, 2005 8:26 PM (5 years ago)
― mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
great find
― Past Fellini Kroger but before Senor Taco (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master
― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 9:21 PM (1 year ago)
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
xppI'm a romantic Marissa
― 486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't have anything against it, myself. but the poignant beauty of ordinary humanity - the bathetic infatuation with clumsy frailty and endearing failure, as communicated by amateurish blankness and infantile affectation - has been exploited to death for decades by indie and post-indie and would-be-indie everything. in movies like juno and thumbsucker, on indie prints and greeting cards featuring awkward line drawings of birds (currently on sale in a bunch tiny shops on 5h in park slope), in back issues of mcsweeney's, in album after pitchfork-approved album of wounded & comforting soft sweater teatime glockenspiel music listened to, most likely, by someone you know and love. it's by no means an ineffective artistic stance: it works, communicates, gets a feeling across. but it's also so far beyond played that it's become a sickening zombie sham, a horrible cloud of kitsch that sucks the life out of everything it touches.
this hyundai ad is just the they live moment - the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses and see what's really been going down.
― carles marx (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 1:37 AM Bookmark
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
And why would anyone could think "super soak that ho" could have any other meaning than a playful water gun fight? I used to super soak hos all the time, and it was definitely platonic.
-- dabug, Monday, 21 January 2008
― c'est cheese and die (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
gotta be a sock
― mh, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
i thought as much when he reviewed the arcade fire
― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link
It's crap. More meaningless pabulum. Raise your standards.― alex in nyc, Friday, September 7, 2001 1:00 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark
― if i could fly this place would be a mid-90s r kelly jam (history mayne), Saturday, 4 June 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
Yup. If you spend long getting friendly before you bring "I want to be on you" into it, then you're kind of betraying whatever friendship you've established beforehand. She's gonna think you were sweaty-palming it all along (which you were), and it might make things difficult for a while.
And you know this, that's why you (probably) never reveal the sexual tension you've built into yr. "friendships", thus sparing yrself the ugliness. And possible blowjobs.
Moral: you have to be creepy. You have to make your fuck-want clear from the beginning, even if you choose to go smooth and disguise it as "romantic interest". I understand that the romantic interest route is very popular.
I didn't get fucked, didn't get kissed until I was in my 20s. Drove me fucking crazy. I obsessed about it and about my own sexual loserdom to the point of incapacitating mental illness and listening to Swans records. Then I got drunk, hooked up with a lovely and similarly enabled girl, and ... well, let's discreetly draw the blinds on the indiscretions of the past.
Disagree that getting laid is not a curative, though. It is a curative. I never worried about it after that, and never had trouble making my intentions clear to girls I liked.
― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 9:38 AM (5 years ago)
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
now time DR DRE is made England boss. SLY SVEN has sent him hate mail saying "dre fell off". Dre has just been in THE LAB, with a PEN AND A PAD, trying to get his DAMN LABEL OFF.When will BARWANK step down and allow proper Englishman PAUL WELLER to lead the FA away from EUROPHILE SCUM, REAMS OF RED TAPE.
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 9, 2006 3:19 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― max, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
so, for a million posts...
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ u arguing with a pizza hut product
― am0n, Friday, August 24, 2007 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link
Predicting the brands-on-social-media future right there.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
These posts are not all that funny, sorry.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
Pvmic
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
"Your face will be a mashup" is probably my favourite thing that anyone has posted ever.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link
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― ahahaha eeww, Tuesday, May 31, 2005 8:07 AM bookmarkflaglink
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 January 2022 21:33 (two years ago) link
clothing designers must think fat women's lives are nothing but disco parties 24/7 because there is no other explanation for all of the sequins and shiny bullshit
my wife got a gift certificate to this really clubbed out mall store. total euro trash clothing. she figured why not go look, maybe she can find something tastefull. she was trying on some jeans and she noticed some shiny bedazzled shit on the ass pockets. she said no thanks, but the salesperson said to her "no really. think of it like this. you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow and that guy notices. these pants are hot". she gave him back his pants and threw away the GC
― jaxon, Friday, June 17, 2011 2:10 PM bookmarkflaglink
i had forgotten about "you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow" and I'm smiling now that I remember it
― Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link
i got fucked up to the day dimebag left this erth. its like why dimbag and not saddam? this planit is fucked up and its like god is a crul ringmaster― animal, Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
Amazing.
― sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Thursday, 9 June 2022 15:19 (one year ago) link
there a bit rubbish themm like proper plop like a bum did a plop through your fingers and typed your script for youu what a load of plop― john snowly, Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:46 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link
I don't want to associate Geir with buttsex okay thx bye.― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 1:09 PM bookmarkflaglink
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 January 2023 05:57 (one year ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, December 2, 2004 4:05 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"that situation guys sometimes run into" is an underrated part of this post
― omar little, Saturday, 20 April 2024 17:00 (five days ago) link
This thread makes me think of that situation guys sometimes run into, the one where a girl is giving you head but not going down to suck on your nuts even though you'd really like her to. So you sheepishly ask, "could you suck my balls?" hoping she will, and then she does, but all you can think about is the sound of your own voice asking "could you suck my balls?".― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, December 2, 2004 4:05 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link"that situation guys sometimes run into" is an underrated part of this post
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Sunday, 21 April 2024 06:36 (four days ago) link