Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

haha wtf

Masturbating > being arrested?

Where is shitting in the pool? That's got to be worth another .50

Not that I have.

Heh, good point, John. But taking the one variable I can parse from your total, I suggest using one of those free one-day membership coupons for the Lakeshore Athletic Club and peeing in their pool. After fucking your co-worker. And grab a laptop on the way out the door for another twenty.

That would be some day, huh?

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

^^^^seems rather high

Yeah, I was just about to make that point. It's worth twice as much as fucking a prostitute. I mean, I get drunk at the office Christmas party every year, it's not that hard.

These are indications that this poll was clearly written by a 14-year-old.

Plus who else would bother?

14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid

what's up with being in love with 2 people at once being one of the 'worst' things on the list? when i was the age of whoever wrote that, i was in and out of love every 5 minutes, and there were totally overlaps.

hi jenny
chat
with me

I think that someone should write an article about MySpace surveys and racism similar to this one about Cragslist personal ads and racism. I could submit all the surveys my racist cousin posts as a starting point for data collection.

Go to hell. I'm busy.

"Before I knew it, I was squatting on the floor in this humid room with a camera pointed at my crotch," said model Gabrielle, whose image can be found on the back page of this newspaper.

Awesome.

Jenny has good links.

Surely hearing a roommate have sex because you're stuck in a college dorm room in a bunk bed is different than watching 2 people...

(Referring to this "Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25")

Those meth ads are particularly effective because they're in the same place as the AA ads in New City, Onion, etc.

Oh, Sarahpaws. Were you stuck on the top bunk or the bottom?

I am working on a paper with dozens of Chinese and Japanese authors, and one of them is named "Y. I. Ohta" and it's cracking me up.

I think about this sometimes- race in the personals. At what point is it a problem? Craigslist is not like Match.com where you have boxes to check which races you're interested in, so you have to write it out. Does this make Match.com (and every other dating site) racist?

And does "Vandalized something -- $20" include writing on a bathroom stall in elementary school? What if it was a diatribe about why people shouldn't use curse words because Jesus wouldn't approve and about how life is beautiful?

I assumed that "been in the same room" one meant exactly what you described: being stuck in a dorm room. I don't think they necessarily mean "watched," but I guess that would count, too.

EZ, All I will say is that DH had two roommates in college one year and all three of them slept in the same room (and both other roommies had girlfriends too).

I think about this sometimes- race in the personals. At what point is it a problem? Craigslist is not like Match.com where you have boxes to check which races you're interested in, so you have to write it out. Does this make Match.com (and every other dating site) racist?

-- Jesse, Friday, September 21, 2007 3:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

This is actually really really big question that should maybe get its own thread, mainly because I don't want to talk about it or be involved in any discussion of it.

Ha ha, John, I was thinking about it the other way around.

Oh shit, if vandalized means run-of-the-mill bathroom-stall graffiti, then I need to add that to my tab, too.

(I had this thing in college where I'd leave nonsense poetry in bathroom stalls and then come back to see how people responded.)

grand totals for this manuscript:

2 Dings
3 Fengs
2 Hes
2 Hus
2 Huangs
2 Lis
2 Lus
2 Saitos
5 Wangs
and 6 Zhangs

...plus many other non-duplicates

Nick, when has a discussion about race ever been a big deal?

I wrote something on the wall of the Green Mill men's bathroom once, something funny-ish, but I have no idea what it was (drunk).

The graffiti in the women's bathroom at the Bottle is pretty funny, all melodramatic stuff about dating boys in bands, breaking up, and then seeing them on stage again, and how small the Chicago scene is.

mullet extensions
flowing behind my trans am
take them off for work

^^^Eazy, if this was your Green Mill graf then you are my hero 4 life

From that Craigslist racism essay:

But do they speak English?: “Ideally you are sexy and fun and speak good English.” [It’s too bad this guy can’t. If he did, he’s know that his sentence was technically not written in proper English. A run-on sentence + lack of adverb use does not a good sentence make!]

I don't see what's wrong with that sentence at all. It's not a run-on. And "speak English well" is maybe more proper-sounding than "speak good English," but I think the latter is an accepted colloquialism. I'd maybe put a comma after "ideally," but that's quibbling.

Does she think it's a run-on because it uses "and" twice? I don't know how you would write it any other way: the first one connects "sexy" and "fun," while the second connects "are" and "speak." It's not a serial list. (Not that that would make it a run-on, either. There's only one subject here.)

pwned

(I realize I'm the only one who cares about this.)

the library bathrooms in Montana had chalkboards in them!

OH MY GOD!

I'm sorry.

I wish I weren't here.

On this earth.

I think the essay writer was being pedantic so they could make an easy snarky attack.

^^^^^ilxor.com

I know, Nick, but it sort of falls flat when you're just plain wrong.

Compared to the other stuff I read on the Internet (political blogs), things aren't very pedantic at all around here. Most other forums I read are like Bill O'Reilly transcripts in terms of conversation.

Jordan - wasn't mine, alas.

It's official, inarguable: office hangover sucks worst.

I've said it before, and I just said it again, and I'll say it again later.

hey peepz, I'm working at a better job now where I can actually use the internet. I'm just checking in to see if I'm the only one going to see ESG tonight. This is going to be the JAM! Someone else must be going, right?

Oh, I agree with you, John. I thought saying "pedantic" and "easy" and "snarky" made it clear that I though this person was taking cheap shots. I mean, it's not great English but it's the Internet, so who cares. Also, even if the sentence is poorly constructed, he said he's looking for someone who can "speak good English," not necessarily write proper English, so even the thought behind the criticism is valid if we're going to be all pedantic about everything.

Not me! I will be at BondeDo Role.

fair enough, that should be good. they were supposed to play earlier in the year in chapel hill but had to cancel.