banaka are fielding questions

"free will"

it was so nice to have banaka back, i welcomed them

Troll with an amusing schtick drops schtick, realises that they are actually kinda boring and nondescript without it, picks up schtick again. Hilarity results.

Hilarity will not be the result when we obtain power.

lol

banaka you're aware that your narrative reads as follows:

a. dude in crisis is recruited by a cult-like org & told to disseminate propaganda via the internet
b. dude registers to ilx, follows orders
c. dude has crisis, renounces schtick
d. cult-like org obtains dude's login & password - this is after he's lost interest in cult-like org -- and begins posting under dude's screenname, sounding remarkably like dude sounded when he was doing his "job"

it's an ok story I just want to keep you straight on it

^booming post

That sequence of events is correct.

do u support the banning of noted poster kelpolaris?

tbh banaka's a more creative sock than usual and should be supported fully in developing the next great christopher nolan script using ilx as sounding board

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The elimination of those whose contributions are no longer useful is a matter of policy for us, but we are not familiar enough with this kelpolaris to make any judgment. However, if they are promoting an agenda that is not in accord with ours, they should of course be swiftly banned and hunted down.

"Hey man, it's Dave from that cult you were trying to be with last week -- hope you're doing well. Listen, we were hoping to build on that message board thing you were doing. Could we get your login & pass?"
"What? Oh yeah, sure thing. It's ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is 'w1lbur'sallr1ght' with ones for the i's."
"Ha, ok, what--"
"Charlotte's Web thing, my favorite book when I was a kid,"
"Oh cool! Well listen, if you ever want to get back into things, I just wanted you to know there's always a place for you in our cult."
"I appreciate that Dave. I'm more into reiki right now though. Clearing some major blockages."
"Fair enough! Talk to you soon."
"Later days, Banaka."

The replacement of the former unit was not amicable as depicted in your post.

oh ok well then umm how about

banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pw
cavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr deal
banakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chest
cavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shit
banakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other login
cavaticafan: no! you fuckin dick
banakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banaka
cavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganic
banakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbass
cavaticafan: who gives a shit
banakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'
cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u now
banakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck u
cavaticafan: fu2

aero if it transpires that banaka is a sock of yrs i'll be seriously disappointed

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yes, but with more blood

d-mac I don't sock I am barefootin all day

fkn hippies

The Kariera are a tribe of Australian Aboriginal people who have a complex set of rules that determine who can marry whom. The tribe consists of four clans: Banaka, Karimera, Burung, and Palyeri.

The marriage rules are as follows:
A Banaka can only marry a Burung.
A Karimera can only marry a Palyeri.

The Kariera rules for children.
The children of a male Banaka and a female Burung are Palyeri.
The children of a male Burung and a female Banaka are Karimera.
The children of a male Karimera and a female Palyeri are Burung.
The children of a male Palyeri and a female Karimera are Banaka.

my pal yeri says his dad died in a gulag, kinda sad

http://i51.tinypic.com/rckdhu.jpg

does the pope fuck kids?

aerosmith not only are you making me motherfucking die here but I am pleased to report your advice of gobi manchurian was a screamer and I am now regarded as a semi-competent cook

irl lols @ "barefootin"

onimo, that chart is amazing!!

http://i52.tinypic.com/105aaae.jpg

what are these for? are the special underwear

The blue one in the upper right appears to be covered with charms against the evil eye.

but what is the purpose of the jock strap? that is my question, for banaka. banaka, what is the purpose of the jock strap?

banaka's silence speaks volumes

None of these are appealing to us in any aesthetic, philosophical, political, or practical way.

Starting with the top left image:

1. Romanticization of Nature is to be avoided.
2. Thumbs down. The celebration of feudalism, monarchies or other obsolete modes of existence is despicable.
3. This is the only one we approve of in any way, but it is still not desirable.
4. We do not condone bandanas, rubber gloves are acceptable however. Very acceptable.
5. See number 1.
6. Frilly, decorative, useless.
7. Our distaste for this religious imagery is well understood by now.
8. A failed attempt at eliciting a visceral "gag" response. Reactionary.
9. No.

What are the ways in which the 'aesthetic' is not a comfort of the kind which you oppose diametrically in your vision of the future?

also do you take milk and sugar in ur tea y/n

banaka, where is it appropriate to find beauty?

Beauty is in that which serves the needs of the collective and establishment of the New Society. All of our value judgments reflect this.

Ah, beauty in the efficiency of one undisputed truth. 's a good one, that one.

banaka, Should ILX Have an "I Love Football" Board?

oh shit, real talk.

banaka:

favorite death metal album of the last 5 years?

When the banaka collective needs to urinate or defecate, how is it accomplished?

http://dixiedining.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/walle_sm.jpg

how does banaka feel about robert williams' death

http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2010/01/0125robot-kills-worker/

banaka, do you feel that there is any human work, be it technical, literary, or artistic that I may be able to study or experience that will make me understand your ways better?

I'm starting to lose interest in humanity.

requesting banaka's critique of this, thx.

http://io9.com/5973551/this-classical-music-was-created-by-a-supercomputer-in-less-than-a-second

http://lareviewofbooks.org/article.php?type=&id=1581&fulltext=1

As robotic technology develops and insinuates itself further into everyday life, what counts as a robot is becoming more slippery, drifting further away from the C-3POs and the Twikis and the other box-of-bolts robot buddies of science fiction. Should we see robots simply as useful machines? Is a garage-door opener a robot? Do they have to be self-propelling? (A Roomba seems far more robotic than a laptop, but a laptop is far more useful.) Must a robot think “for itself,” as if it actually has a “self”? Do they even have to be machines at all? Are RFID sensors robots? Are networks? Do I become a robot when I use my smartphone? When some asshole puts on Google Glass and looks at me on the street, do we both become robots?

banaka, will you ever post in a WDYLL thread?
― dyao, Monday, August 23, 2010 8:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who says we haven't
― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j/k
― lord goo goo (latebloomer), Monday, August 23, 2010 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

false flag op

Banaka we need u

* yall

Their home planet needed them