Holy shit. I should have known that snaring the gmail name I did was bound to eventually run into lols.
A lady (I guess?) has signed up to match.com but she's used my email address instead of hers.
The stupid match.com email confirmation sends the password she picked in plain text, and her matchcom username - which is a bit diff to mine.
On a whim I typed that username and password into gmail.
I can now access this lady's match.com profile and her fucking gmail inbox.
Should I do the right thing and tell her?
― Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean her inbox is like 6756545354345billion Farmville updates from facebook, and nothing else, but still.
Why are ppl stupid enough to use the same damn password on all their logins?
― Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
OK now I'm getting emails from a jewish women's mailing list.
What the heck.
Also someone's signed up my ILX email address to a Palin/Beck campaign. THANKS, SMART ARSES. I only use this address on ilx so one of you... grrr.
― Passive Attack (Trayce), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Hello parentals, I know I sent you a message on face book this morning, but just letting you know that I can now do it through the home stay as well, as they have internet and mail so were sweet…I can`t really tell you a whole heap of a lot that I have done, but I am absolutely buggered already, I got mum`s message, their tv shows are absolutely adorable and I’ve got my own room, tell Rhetta if you can for me that I bought some speakers and I’m not sure if they`re anything like what she was talking about but I don’t really care either way cos I`ll just keep em then… pretty much settled and fine…Also it may have slipped my mind before I left, but no one sleeps in my bed when im away, and I mean it you cruel beasts, no friends and none of that nap crap that rhetta pulls.Pretty sure I wont even need my so called Japanese speaking skills cos they`re astonishingly fluent, but modest as always…If it means anything to anyone, I may be going somewhere called asakusa tomoz and hopefully bugger myself out even more so…The little bro is adorable… and im pretty much running out of things to say so ill leave it…I`m hoping this sends to both of you and rhetta, cos i wanna test and see if I got the emails right, as im doing this from memory..Anywho, pip pip papa bear, mother goose, and princessJ Xxxp.s these keyboards are weird.. ahah love you guys
― caek, Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i just got an epic one
― HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
it starts with,
k3r4,i am very appeciateive forthe things you said in your email, but ithink that you are being very unfair and are basically saying thatthis thing fell apart because of me.
post to girl problems?
― caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Invitation to the launch of The Children's Society and Alcohol Concern’s Swept Under the Carpet: Children Affected by Parental Alcohol Misuse Report
We would be delighted if you could join us during Alcohol Awareness Week for an afternoon reception to launch our joint policy report, "Swept under the carpet: children affected by parental alcohol misuse". The event is kindly being hosted by Baroness Hayter, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Alcohol Misuse, and will take place on Monday 18 October in the House of Lords’ Attlee Room between 3.30pm and 5.00pm.
― caek, Monday, 4 October 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
o_O
Taco----Sorry I haven't been emailing you muchHow was he Justin bieber concert?????How r u????Plz email me back
Lucy M from camp
― mizzell, Monday, 4 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Baroness Hayter
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 4 October 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Best goth club doorbitch name ever.
HI EVERYONE, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EFFECTIVE OCT. 15, 2010 MY NEW RESIDENCE WILL BE IN NAPLES FL. MY MOM NEEDS MY HELP NOW AND I'LL BE GOING THERE TO BE WITH HER. I'L STILL BE WORKING FOR KMART. THEY HAVE HELPED ME TRANSFER. MY NEW STORE IS IN FORT MYERS FL. A BIT OF A DRIVE BUT A PLACE TO START. YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO REACH ME VIA THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS.MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE; ... TAKE CARE EVERYONE, MORGAN
― caek, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi, I hope you are doing well. I wanted to follow up and see if you are still interested in becoming a massage therapist and if there is any information that I can help you with. Please let me know. I look forward to speaking with you soon! Linda
― jabba hands, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
got a golf reservation at torrey pines, san diego (golf is 250$ per player?!), told them it wasn't me and i was in germany...
Thanks for the courtesy reply, we have corrected his email address. Ironically, he is from Berlin CT! Thanks again and please give us a call for golf when you do visit San Diego one day!
― caek, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
What happens in partnership with Taurus?
Best regardsHans
― (+) (+ +), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Subject: Gravity (updated) Dear [caek's government name], I sent you this message about two years ago. Please be kind to review the updated description of my theory and let me know what you think of it. Max Planck said: "Truth never prevails, but her adversaries always perish in the end." That's sad. www.gravityspheres.com Thank you. Igor Pavlov
― caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
are you sure that's misdirected? you are a physicist rite
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link
lol good point =)
― Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link
A gentleman from the University of California has discovered my books on the Amazon.com. He calls my conduct controversial and "non-scientific", whatever that means.
― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link
nah, it's not misdirected, but i get some good crazy person emails. Misdirected emails is my favourite.
― caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
[xxxxxx], How to make Cup Cakes? Thanks,Michael Michael YockneyProgramme Coordinator WQA AsureQuality Limited
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
you can tell me it's spam, but i just won't listen.
― r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Brethren, Just a reminder about about Sunday. We have PEC @ 10:30 AM Please let me know of any agenda items that you would like to have on the agenda by Saturday @ 3PM. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Brother Mark
― caek, Friday, 7 January 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The sweet lady Caroline is shoveling my car out now! I am prepared to duel you for her affections.
BTW heard you were in a wreck glad that you are ok, I hope all involved parties are all right.
RVT
― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
the guy who sends me all those misdirected theater emails just sent one with subject: CoffeeHouse-DogBarf Cafe
― positive reflection is the key (harbl), Friday, 14 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
got an e-mail today confirming my purchase of ski reservations.wrote to the info address and said i had purchased no such tickets, received this response:
Hi Ian,
Carl Sagan has just bought these ski lessons with us. He told me his email address was actually drcarlsa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧.
For some reason that has come to you even though I didn't put any full stops in the email address. I'm sorry for the confusion.
Kind regards,Nicki
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I've started getting a fucktonne of these, and i dont know if its one person who thinks trayce is thier email addy, or what.
from stillwa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧to tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧date 7 March 2011 16:51subject wayne seattle some info
just brain storming-
eorope maphttp://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1529&bih=850&q=map+scotland&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Scotland,+United+Kingdom&gl=us&ei=jm10Ta6-B5T6swOty4zXCw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCAQ8gEwAA
full moon is may 17
Into amsterdam - out of amsterdam?
should be able to get a room at a reasonable price near red light about $120 per night that could add up unless we split it and get some helper financingthere are also some places outside of town that might be a better value they still have weed and womenbut we must indulge in the mecca city
the giant place in germany is:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_%28brothel%29not sure it is worth the effort but if we are in germany......
I would love a few days in praguemaybe worth a few day train excursion detour
scotland may be too far off the trailscotland is across the water and way northI would love to visit distilleries in scotland but might be out of the way
2 or 3 weeks there in may we need to develop a schedule soon
belgium, germany and france are next door to each othermaybe holland, belgium and france?
work on the connections and financing
w
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Monday, 7 March 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a lot of stuff on womens' health because of that womens' psychology class I took. She could talk about womens' health and argue that both men and women should recieve an HPV vaccination. I dont know that might be silly, but it would be informative. I wrote an HPV paper that has some info in it. I also have one on magazine ads that show overly skinny women can cause women to have self esteem issues. hahah this e-mail sounds like I'm a crazy feminine. Anyway, I hope they help. I miss you and I will talk to you later. Love you,Charlie
― caek, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
.... last I heard you gals were in Morocco... SWEET !!! Life is Good here .... currently I'm in the high desert of Southern California WOW .... We're blessed women.
Anyways....My friend Shan and I have decided to travel to CUBA with the 2011 U.S. Women and Cuba Delegation.
So, I decided to send you both the formal packet - invitation. Seeing that you all are international travelers,(Nancy, you met Shan and we had lunch with her when you were in Seattle last summer).
MJ, you can bring your horn...
Nancy, you can revisit the island with some awesome women, have fun, be in the sun and warm weather!!! ~Dang.
.... WOW ... could you imagine.... CUBA !
Anyways, my friends....continue to travel safely, drink more vino and living Life .....
xoxmoon
― caek, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Subject: my peeps xoxo
teh moon sent you a message!!! guess you are a pretty good astrophysicist
― max, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
if the moon is in the high desert then i guess that explains why it was so big last week. normally it is like 250,000 miles away!
― caek, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I herewith announce the end of Astrophysics and Cosmology. It will rest in peace. See the essay, “The Ultimate Paradigm of Science (The Universe beyond the Abstractionist Paradigm of Physics”, which is located at: home.spin.net.au/paradigm/cosmo.pdf Stephen M00n3y
― caek, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I attended a public lecture at the University of Melbourne by Malcolm Longair of Cavendish Laboratory at Cambridge University. He was giving a presentation of the measurement of some of the constants of Physics. During the presentation, Malcolm stated that Physics encouraged people to question things. The last demonstration involved the gravitational constant using a torsion balance. At the end of the presentation I went up to Malcolm and said that I believed that the torsion balance measured nothing more than electrostatic attraction. With this, Malcolm went red in the face and threw his arms in the air saying that you can’t say that. The Physics establishment claims that the torsion balanced is neutralized so that electrostatic attraction is not involved. This is nonsense. Everything, without exception, absorbs and emits as a product of its very existence. If you did nothing to “charge” the bodies on a torsion balance they would attract through the absorption of emission.
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
hi sean all good here eddy jean all lads gone clonae . mum good form my god can she shop i am wrecked. have you seen any action yet
― portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 28 April 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
Hi ladies, I want to invite you to come join us this coming Saturday evening May 7th at 6pm for a pitch in honoring Mother's Day. If you are a mother or you had a mother, you are welcome. Let's see, that would mean everybody! If you are worshiping somewhere else,don't let that stop you. Praise the Lord that you are gathering with others in the family of God. We would love to visit with you, so please try to come. Bring a friend, your girls, your mom or your neighbor lady, and, oh yes, a covered dish! We'll have games,prizes, a devotional and you KNOW there will be good food! Hope to see you here! God Bless! Calvary Ladies Group
― caek, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link
Subject: boat
and then just these two pictures
http://i.min.us/kleYTK.jpghttp://i.min.us/kljxGq.jpg
― caek, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
hmmm
I seek for some kind of ‘spiritual brother’. I look him among professionals who are inthe habit to think about mankind and all times. Then we could fulfil some important job.What is the job?I try to conciliate religions. What is the more important job now? Let work together.Some kind of ‘complete religion’ could be fit for this aim if it would be based onwell-founded logical thoughts. So, I created a dictionary of such short logical thoughts(about 14 000) and translated them to English. Now I need cool English for them.Take part to work with this peaceable idea. Write about your percentage for this job. Asfor me I estimate your work as percentage of translator or some more. Then I’ll send aninstruction and example. As for me, it’s very important point that you would haveinspiration immediately and answer me.P.S. Who am I? I was a mathematician. Also I am etymologist. My manuscript ‘The firstwords of ancient men (Indo-European)’ (by Russian) is at my site www kniga-record.narod.ruAlex Shashcov. My e-mail: kniga-rec✧✧✧@m✧✧✧.r✧
― caek, Monday, 9 May 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
Hitting lessons
I am a local resident in asheville and am interested in batting and fielding lessons for my son. Can you tell me more. Do you have a field you like to work at . When are you available? How much per hour?
― portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link
Hi,
We wish we could be there for your wedding, but that would be difficult.
I did see your note on facebook, but I only look there a few times a week, so I may not be up to date on some things.
Are you staying at your place? And by the way, can I have your address?
The fact that I know where you live, does not help when I cannot go there!
We have been busy, trying to find and activate people. There are about 300 family units that no one knows; we are working with about 80 of those. Some, we have tried, but have not yet made contact, and others are coming back to church after many years on not attending. We hope to start sending emails to all about things we have been able to do.
Love,
Dad and Pat
― caek, Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
Hello Sean This is my first EMail and I hope it arrives safely.
― you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
:-(
― caek, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link
Top marks if that's spam
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link
I am out golfing the other day and they come give me a box of balls. Thanksand did you know I loose a lot of them? Mikeeeee
― caek, Thursday, 14 July 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
Thank you for registering with InvestSMART.
Your login details are as follows:Login Name Trayce@SOME OTHER DOMAIN ALTOGETHER NOT MINEPassword jjarmmcfj (please note : passwords are case-sensitive)
[sensitive financial blurb and document attached]
Holy flerking schnit. This is pretty bad. Some silly person has set up a banking/financial login with their email address, cc'ed to mine (?) and it sends a password in clear text!?
After carefully checking it wasnt just phishing I reply-all'ed with CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.
Geesh people.
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Subject: 12 weeksMessage:
― caek, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
Someone seems to think my Gmail address is theirs and sent about 10 appointment invitations e.g. job interviews to my calendar. Wonder if he'd notice and feel suitably embarrassed if I accept and my name appears in the other two calendars he's copied in as an attendee. Probably not if he hasn't noticed the address is wrong by now.
(we both have an unusual surname so I should probably just send a polite email in case he is related, ho hum)
― the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
Think I can make a hat and beard like this? I'd rather just go buy a blue dress somewhere that I'll actually wear again rather than buying this whole costume.
http://i.minus.com/ibnNQD17ayET18.jpg
― caek, Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
Subject: Emailing: gnome.jpg
― caek, Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link