I like the part where he forgets the strippers name - but, NOT because she's "dehumanized" to him, he's just bad with names
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i think we can all agree that the point of minimal techno is to dehumanize strippers.
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link
also, i'm pretty sure they already opened his indie rock strip club in portland.
Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country so I wouldn't be surprised
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Cannot believe you guys don't read PRR when there are brilliant insights like these ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY:
now i am thinking about when ezra sings, “you can turn your back on the bitter world!!!” and also when kurt cobain sings, “i found it hard / it’s hard to find / oh well, whatever, nevermind” but maybe it’s a double-entendre because it sounds like he’s singing, “it’s hard to find the will, whatever, nevermind…”― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, September 16, 2010 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
werent u the dude going to bat for this stuff as writing of a generation a few days ago
― you cant see me markers (deej), Friday, 17 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
my first time at a strip club was with ethan and curtis
― J0rdan S., Friday, 17 September 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol Clermont Lounge
― latebloomer, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i've only been to a strip club once, and only because i got stuck in seattle late at night before i turned 21. seemed like a waste of money.
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I was going regularly for a while with my husband and our boyfriend, mostly because my husband was acquainted with the owner and some of the dancers. I love lapdances and like exotic dance, but I don't like the way that dancer bars are designed to suction money continually out of your pocket.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link
is your husband connected?
― sexy mfa (history mayne), Friday, 17 September 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm assuming that you meant "Does your husband have any ties to criminal organizations?" No, the owner was the one dancer bar owner in the city who wasn't associated with organized crime. He also owned a regular bar, which he kept after getting out of the business a few years later. He died in a freak accident about ten years ago. (It really was an accident, not a hit, and he got rid of his bars after pressure from the city.) My husband met these people after a dancer had him do some refinishing work on some of her furniture, and kept going because he was lonely and needed someone to talk to. (This was before he met me and after his second wife died of cancer.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 17 September 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Yup -- partly tongue in cheek, but still.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 17 September 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
my favorite part of the strip club blog post:
i am telling you, seriously, that the strip club called Rouge Gentleman’s Club on 58th avenue in queens has an $8 dollar ATM fee. right now you are in front of your computer doing that thing where you make your hands into fists and put them in front of your eyes and wiggle them up and down like you’re cartoonishly/exaggeratedly rubbing your eyes because you’re receiving shocking information, you know what i’m talking about?
― i wish them hell and happiness (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl kvetching abt atm fees is 1 of the things i h8 most in this world
― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
eight bucks tho
― are you interested in getting into a detailed car with me here? (goole), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
protip: don't use an atm in a strip joint
― sexy mfa (history mayne), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
atm fees are a huge pain in the ass? not sure why its rong to bitch abt
― you cant see me markers (deej), Saturday, 18 September 2010 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link
everybody here knows atm fees are fucking awesome, get with the program herb
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 18 September 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link
atm fees are more omnipresent than the Beatles
― sarahel, Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6636/photo14a.jpg
― pitchfork reviews reviews, Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
greetings
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ksh, did you faint?
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
we don't even know if it's him or a sock
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Saturday, 18 September 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
why would "he" post on this thread?
― sarahel, Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
street cred
― swagula (Lamp), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
That's him. I sent him an email a while ago about this thread and he just messaged me saying he finally posted
― Z S, Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
goosebamps
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
1000 word long meandering stream of consciousness post or it didnt happen
― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
ah come on dudes, we should welcome him imo
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey, with any luck he might hop over to ILE and start posting about his sex life or something. Think about the entertainment we might miss out on!
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, July 28, 2006 7:42 AM (4 years ago)
― sarahel, Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, I'm still a bit wary and not sure it's actually him, but if it is, I for one want to encourage him to post on ILX
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Welcome PRR
― Drastic times require what? Drastic measures! Who said that? T (President Keyes), Saturday, 18 September 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
^^
― Z S, Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
lol sarahel
― sexy mfa (history mayne), Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Hoping he gets less time to write the blog, eh?
― Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
nah, I just think it'd be dope to have him around
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Man I'm gonna have to start putting "n/t" at the end of my posts.
― Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
would cut into your market share, ksh
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
PRR, what do you think about the response you've gotten so far to your blog? Did it totally surprise you or did you have a feeling that you had a winning idea?
― Z S, Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
dangit
― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Sunday, 19 September 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe he'll be back?
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Sunday, 19 September 2010 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
. . . if that was him
― ☞ ☹ (markers), Sunday, 19 September 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
DUDE
that was him. I emailed him several weeks ago to let him/her know about the thread and invite them to the thread, and they got back to me today to let me know they posted a picture.
― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Sunday, 19 September 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Samwell - What What (In The Butt)
― van smack, Sunday, 19 September 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
zs' sock obv
― flaccid house (The Reverend), Sunday, 19 September 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Nope, my only sock was Karl Malone tbh
― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Sunday, 19 September 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I e-mailed him about this thread awhile ago as well and if that was indeed him (I have no reason to doubt ZS) then I say "welcome" too
don't be dicks, guys
― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 19 September 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
no one's been a dick as far as i can tell
lolol zs i didn't know you were karl malone, classic
― france bans luriqua (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 September 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I would still be karl malone but I can't remember my login info, not even which email address I used to register the account. It's like a weird dream that I can't get back into
― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Sunday, 19 September 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1157448796/the-documentary-catfish-chris-ott-and-being-a-dog
<3 <3 <3
― I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link