Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Which one?

weren't you going to move to NYC, louis?

"sadness" xp

^ totally read that as emoticon and was all 'wtf type of sadface is that'

damn, joined this and all the coolest/ceutest/funniest/snarkiest/most stylin ladies are in london, and i'm stuck oop north :(

if i liked girls with purple hair i'd be in heaven tho.

move

a guy messaged me today... tho i only reactivated my account to hunt around.

eh, i fucking hate the internet.

that's it. this guy's profile turned me gay, i want to marry him.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jumpskip

(go to photos, btw)

:D :D :D

am seriously considering getting in touch with this guy so we can just "bro down". just imagining the crazy adventures we'd have.

loooooooooooooooool

this woman phoned me and said my voice sounded like a little boy's and made fun of me for 45 minutes or so and then i was like "ok, well good night!" and then she called me back and was like "oh, i just wanted to say that you are really funny. so, how does this work? are we going to get togther?"

omg that kid's picture is the best

this woman phoned me and said my voice sounded like a little boy's and made fun of me for 45 minutes or so and then i was like "ok, well good night!" and then she called me back and was like "oh, i just wanted to say that you are really funny. so, how does this work? are we going to get togther?"

― dude (del), Sunday, September 19, 2010 8:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

I had a similar experience to this once. maybe it is the girls version of the calling someone annoying when you want to have sex with them.

yeah, there was definitely some of that in play, and the conversation was pretty fun, which is why i stayed on the phone for so long with her, but at the same time i'm thinking a. if i am not alpha male enough for you then don't waste your time and b. part of flirting naturally involves making silly jibes at the other person here and there, but if you are trying self-consciously to "neg" me it is sort of corny and also threatening to distract from having a conversation that isn't centered around grade school politics

.................but there was this girl (,....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:37 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

................who has a boyfriend?

...........in Mongolia?

idk

last night my friend was like i am going to play you a song and it is meant as constructive criticism

then she put this on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrSoHgAAWo

london dudes alert

this girl is so cute

would steal her away from her bf if she visits america

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/alynnn/pictures

don't do that, del, for numerous reasons

is it taboo to post ppl's profiles here? delete if so.

Argh, fuck it. Profile reinstated. Sort of, anyway; I did kind of burn it to the ground first, so there's a lot of question re-answering to do. This time I'll wait until I have a photo that's not utterly fucking awful, though that may take a long time since I don't have friends, a camera, or a particularly pleasant face.

it's easy to work around all those things

physical intimacy usually takes place in underlit settings. ppl close their eyes when they kiss.

tell prospective dates that you are way too busy with your ART to maintain casual friendships

if you are looking for women, it may be comforting to know that in seeking dudes they generally are more into "cute" then model-pretty. that opens up quite a bit of room in which to work. i mean, maybe you look like the phantom of the opera or the beast but are possessed of a particularly engaging personality. ppl want someone they feel comfortable around and can have fun with, not an image to worship.

"than"

Actually TT posted a pic of himself to WDYLL a while back if I recall and I thoguht he was cute.

Yep, TT, I thought so too.

Okay, pretty sure I've either dated, gone on a bad date with, messaged, or am not interested in every woman on here within 25 miles.

(small city, so this is entirely plausible)

Argh, fuck it. Profile reinstated. Sort of, anyway; I did kind of burn it to the ground first, so there's a lot of question re-answering to do. This time I'll wait until I have a photo that's not utterly fucking awful, though that may take a long time since I don't have friends, a camera, or a particularly pleasant face.

― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:38

looking at "men seeking women" on here and really, if you've made some sort of effort to look vaguely well dressed, clean and friendly, then you're already doing better than the 70% of guys who seem to have taken a grainy pic of themselves looking angry/puzzled into a webcam.

got some 4/5 stars from cuet girls so feeling better, anyway :)

i deleted my account last night. it felt good!

ppl have said that there is this huge surplus of awesome women on there in comparison to the terrible men prospects

gotta admit that i have found that almost every woman the system matches me with is good-looking, interesting, smart, etc.

they're just not for me, though.

i have been seeing someone on/off for the last year and a half who is somebody that i would be instantly repulsed by if i read a profile she wrote. but in reality the chemistry is wonderful. it is a mystery.

a lot of the guys are probably alright, but just thought:

"grainy webcam pic next to i like man u + xbox, yeah, that'll do."

do girls get a shitload of messages on this? should i even bother sending someone a message if we haven't rated both rated 4/5?

I changed my "looking for" to "everyone" and "interested in" to "friendship".

max: yes and yes

i am meeting some girl who has a kid. somehow missed the kid part when i asked her :/

One of my profile answers, to the question "what are you good at?", is something like "Cooking: I'm better than yo mama".

I found this in my inbox this morning:

"Correction
Sep. 26, 2010 – 9:23pm
You're not better than my momma at cooking.

Mum not only cooks me 'breakfast' and 'lunch', but also 'second lunch', 'after lunch' and 'predinner'. It's up to me to cook 'dinner', but we only drink glasses of water for dinner, then it's mum's turn again to cook 'post dinner', 'after dark meal', 'nearly bed meal' and then 'midnight feast'.

Good luck with the quizzes and such, (i didn't really bother that mcuh but apparently i'm good at quizzes from a quiz mum took on my behalf.

Gotta go, Mum just slipped over.
Dave "

Kind of actually cracking up at this.

I just msged a guy cos he'd looked at my profile and when I read his, I was going "uh huh... check... yep... omg cool! haha yes..." to the whole damn thing. Freaky. He may not reply, bit of an age diff, but eh. Can only try!

OMG he replied! :D And said "anyone who likes cheese and mentions Futurama six times in their profile has to be awesome".

Also he is cute. Yay!

somehow this site continues to deliver

if you've made some sort of effort to look vaguely well dressed, clean and friendly, then you're already doing better than the 70% of guys who seem to have taken a grainy pic of themselves looking angry/puzzled into a webcam.

it is truly amazing what people think is a good photo to showcase themselves with.

I suffer from severe slim pickings on the photo front, so it's more beggars can't be choosers for me.

Its really not that hard to get a good pic of oneself, and if its not a good pic, dont post it!

I disagree, I think it can be very hard to get a good picture of oneself. You ideally need someone else to take a photo, the results are generally much better, especially if they know what they're doing and/or luck strikes.

I guess... I just take a bajillion pics til one looks ok!

You ideally need someone else to take a photo

Well yes - the other thing about a good photo is that it insinuates that you have at least one friend

It's just unbelievable the number of people who post up a grainy webcam grab of them in a darkened room looking at their monitor.. It's like... really???