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Relentless: no other drinks ever are now needed.
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:05 (3 years ago)
I mean, from the south-london boys club boxing tournament typeface, to the MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH on the side of the can, to the fact that it's twice as powerful as Red Bull and tastes like Mountain Dew... wow.
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Friday, 20 October 2006 12:06 (3 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link
surely nobody except the most appallingly FHM-ingrained Nuts-reading Bulmers-drinking cunt-faced tosser drinks Relentless because they think it'll man them the fuck up
i've only ever drunk it when it's been there and i've been thirsty (and maybe in need of a jolt, mostly caused by the placebo effect of "i think i just drunk poison")
― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:39 (2 years ago)
Well, those people are out there.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:45 (2 years ago)
Relentless is a) awesome and b) specifically targetted at emo kids, hence the rock concert sponsorships and goth design
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:45 (2 years ago)
What's with the sporting imagery in the ads then?
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:51 (2 years ago)
xxxtreeeemmmmm sports
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)
Although that advert where the couple go jogging through Barcelona at 5am makes no fucking sense
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)
Yeah I mean it's quite NICE but it has this Benylin buzz to it that makes you question whether you just did some serious damage to your insides
Doesn't belong on the same thread as GlacAYau, though
Sporting imagery = covering all bases, the font and packaging has a metal/emo aesthetic, but it IS an energy drink for the mosh-happy park footballer in all of us
― Just got offed, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:53 (2 years ago)
Midpoint between self-loathing mopey emo cutters and knucklehead sports-n-lad mags fucks = ILX's American posters, surely?
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:55 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Pussy is Jonnie Shearer’s vision. He set up from his bedroom at 21 and launched in June 2004. Having designed the can and mixed the drink, the first cans rolled off the production line and landed in the London nightclub scene. We’re now a team of 10 and growing steadily.
Personality
Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.
Values
Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.
We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.
it deserves full quotation. in tears here.
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link