cross-dressing and how to do it

Vacuuming in heels is some serious amazon behavior at any height. Hubba hubba!

Where to go in Chicago

xp - what? how is that amazonian? i can see if you had to lift the vacuum over your head or something - or if you were converting the vacuum into a rocket - but just pushing the thing around the rooms of your standard tract home - does not require much effort at all.

No it's just that in the heels she'd like 6'6". I am sorry I did not mean she was literally doing vicious one-breasted warrioress activities.

Damn.

she had a mastectomy too?

No, I did not mean that. Once again, apologies.

i was just making a joke

I just caught myself thinking "Does Wonder Woman every do the vacuuming?"

s/every/ever

does she have an invisible vacuum cleaner for her invisible jet?

does she have invisible buttsex on her invisible jet? (this is ILTMI)

The gape would not be invisible, it's not as discrete as you'd think.

the jet in the Lynda Carter tv series confused me as a kid because you could still see her -

What really confused me was how this character that could bend metal bars and lift trucks somehow managed to get tied up every episode.

true confession: that tv show had a major influence on my sex life

I think I'm looking at an intersection of Kate Bush, Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, and Miss Piggy...

― snoball, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 13:19 (2 years ago)

(from a thread about first celeb crushes)

i really doubt kenan would care that we're derailing his thread

Maybe he's off out somewhere dressed as Wonder Woman having buttsechs?

In which case when he gets back here he'll be all like "how did they know!?!?!?!"

Kate Bush, Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, and Miss Piggy...

These are the four basic types of cross-dressers.

s/every/ever
nerd lol

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2zdgbXA441qzfgb8o1_500.jpg

Yes.

true confession: that tv show had a major influence on my sex life

You're far from alone. http://www.nerve.com/content/wonderlust

it wasn't about that part

Hey, pick your pleasure.

I think I really dug the outfit.

Haha I looked up "Altawoman" because of that article and it has some great selective pull quoting.

"....the most balls-out
transformations of all time!"
"... the transformation scenes are
detailed and hot!
Neal Pollack of Nerve.Com
It cuts off the start of the sentence: "The site is stupid almost beyond imagination..."

Uh that Altawoman link is NSFW for what it's worth.

http://www.altawoman.net/tour/image01b.jpg

Fifteen years ago, the fetish communities were the Internet's best source of original fiction, and the transformation people were at the top of the list. I don't know how much of it has survived, though.

I have realized lately that I have a real thing for cross dressers. I want to see Kenan dressed up. PICS, PLEASE.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4015/5139040138_b60eccbce3_z.jpg

i made the earrings (it's something i do), and did his fabulous makeup, which we didn't get good pics of, sadly.

<3

I wish I had more occasions to cross dress, I honestly do. It's not that it has to be Halloween, or that I need a particular excuse, I just hate the feeling of being all dressed up and having nowhere to go.

You can do it whenever! It doesn't have to be Halloween. You just need to find a CD-friendly event, like maybe a gay club or a goth dance night or something. I see CD's all the time when I am out.

I know you say you don't want to do Drag - but watch a couple of episodes of RuPaul's drag race. Pantyhose! Colour blocking on the cheeks! Cutting up sofa cushions to create perfect derrieres! I have picked up a few makeup tips from watching the queens. Of course I wear it a little more subtly, so that at 6'1" I am not mistaken for a biological man..

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/5131491837_2a886e188f.jpg
fye

That's such a great picture. Such pretty animals, all of us.

FYI, manda, that pic is now on my office wall, right between Julia and Calvin and Hobbes. People find it very creepy. I find that delightful.

I'm ok with that. Glad to contribute, even :)

Does ilx have a thread about female masking? I've looked but I can't find anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1DFXWi7GM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDk0mpkpRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfhmTX_Fn5E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVviHTzrh1k

That is the meditation when one is alone: to love oneself so deeply that for the first time you become your own love object.

So in these days when you are alone, be a narcissist; love yourself, enjoy yourself, delight in your body, in your mind, in your soul. And enjoy the space that is empty around you and fill it with love. The lover is not there -- fill it with love! Spread your love around your space, and your space will start becoming luminous; it will glow. And then for the first time you will know

http://banoosh.com/blog/2013/08/11/youre-a-wild-girl-taiwanese-push-up-bra-ad-will-have-you-do-a-double-take/

why did whiney post "smh" ?

good - sort the broad-minded sheep from the humdrum goats

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 8:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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I feel like this is something I'm interested in. Been wearing random women's garments that fit a more masculine style (jeans, hoodies, etc) sometimes lately but I'm considering taking it to the next level

I'd be interested to know how that works out for you. I'm working through some gender-identity questions I'd had to put aside because, well, Alabama, but I've been able to start dressing and presenting myself a bit more comfortably over the last few years (growing my hair out, getting my ears pierced, trying to avoid obvious gender cues or at least masculine signifiers where I can) and it's made a huge difference in my ability to feel okay in my own skin.

...and a screwdriver. xpost

I love the way lanky men can sit with their legs crossed straight at the knee. I personally cannot. Just one of those things....

I can't comfortably do that wearing jeans, wasn't uncomfortable with leggings though.

I love the way lanky men can sit with their legs crossed straight at the knee.

I don't think I understand this- how else would you sit with your legs crossed?

omg rev so cute. love it!

xp My top leg points sideways and often slides off the bottom leg because I'm just built that way I guess.

my legs are too thick to really drape the way laurel is describing