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I fancy you so much I added extra croutons to the salad of my compliments

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I even picked out the browner pieces of lettuce

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

And washed the lip of the ranch dressing bottle before I poured it on

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

you are the croutons in my heart salad

latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

“Are you waiting for company?”
If no
“Would you like some?”

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

so did Nijoli end up settling down with this guy or

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link


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