drunk creep pick up lines at the bar tonight

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thankfully no.

not a very exciting thread bump, huh?

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i was secretly hoping for some more dumb pick up lines out of the man so we could all get some laughs.

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Considering the salmonella outbreak in eggs, giving someone the caesar's salad of compliments might not be all that considerate.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

saying you are bigger than the hindenberg is a cute statement

hk phooey (crüt), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol. have to change to "I'm giving you the balsamic vinaigrette of compliments"

peacocks, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Make it a simple caprese with just olive oil, and I might respond to that. Make it burrata, and I might swoon.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sprinkling the imitation bacon bits of interest on you

aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I fancy you so much I added extra croutons to the salad of my compliments

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I even picked out the browner pieces of lettuce

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

And washed the lip of the ranch dressing bottle before I poured it on

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

you are the croutons in my heart salad

latebloomer, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

“Are you waiting for company?”
If no
“Would you like some?”

calstars, Monday, 5 July 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

so did Nijoli end up settling down with this guy or

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 July 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link


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