The thread for pasting moronic YouTube comments

Motherload here on the "Ask Elmo" a question youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ3rjXSsRns

headacherack
6 minutes ago
If you ever get to visit Mexico, do you think they will kidnap you, then rape you, then cut your throat and throw you out in the desert to die? hmmmmm?

hunerman12
1 hour ago
How bigs you dick Elmo

Lixouar
6 hours ago
elmo, do you fuck gay horses on a daily basis?

HasbaraMatata
11 hours ago
Elmo, why did you ruin Sesame Street, robbing the puppets of their psychological quirks, by just being the dumbed-down "cute" one?
Also: Why wont the Jews just leave White nations alone? Why do they have to bankrupt them, corrupt them morally, fill them with foreigners and manipulate the populace into killing Muslims in foreign wars for Israel?

Spartanoffaith
18 hours ago
Elmo, have you ever struck a child in anger?

Lowest kind of scum.

would have preferred to post this into a thread called "hilarious youtube comments" or something because i dont think this is moronic just really funny but i didnt feel like starting a new thread

I USED TO LIKE OLD MUSIC AND ROCK MUSIC AND 80'S SHIT AND STUF. BUT THN I GOT TO 8TH GRADE AND SERIOUSLY DAT SHIT AINT KOO GOTTA BE A G FUK DAT OLD LIFE NIGGA YA FEEL ME LEAVE DAT SHIT BEHIND AND START BEING A G BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

!!!! <3

I love the fact that on many youtube vids where there's a girl dancing around in skimpy clothing, if the face isn't clearly shown for a few seconds, a bunch of insecure Youtubers start posting "THAT'S A GUY" (ie, "THAT PHOTO LOOKS SHOPPED").

roxy knows whats up

was a comment on the video for "magic" by pilot btw

Comments on posts of video game music are usually awful, but the comments on this is well into o_O territory.

not sure if its moronic but def o___O

Hasbara2000
6 days ago
this song is a hail song for hitler and one man of the group is neo-nazi

it's not latin in the begining, its hebrew and they say they'll kill all jews

"לא רוצה עוד אתכם
אשנא דתכם
הייתי כאן לפני כולם
בינתיים אני אהרוג אתכם
הייתי כאן לפני כולם"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icux4A18ljA

i kind of wonder if that's true tbh

I remember loads of rumours that they were racist going round when that song was big!

probably stemming from this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulf_Ekberg#Skinhead_activities

In 1998 some of his old songs was released on the compilation album Uffe was a Nazi!. Including songs like Rör inte vårt land (Don't touch our land), Vit makt, svartskalleslakt! (White Power, blask head slaughter) and a translated cover of Skrewdriver's Smash the IRA.

whoaa did not know that

but regardless i'd like to know if he's really singing "kill the jews" in hebrew in that song!

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marv22222
1 month ago

@foxygrandpa991 1. i'm not a cunt.. sorry 2. i'm surely not gonna shut my mouth because you tell me.. 3. there's a huge difference between just reading a comment or getting into one of those idiotic youtube-comment-discussions as you can find themem below every fuckin video.

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RussiaLove1905
6 hours ago 6

@RyanAndrewDickson Orchestra music is the best

Rap and R&B is gay

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TheMizfitMan
7 hours ago 5

@RyanAndrewDickson Your gay. Only a complete retard would dis the foundations of music and call it gay. You have no musical taste whatsoever.

#Ah, the good old days of great entertainment... before the Taliban took over Hollywood.
spoonido 3 months ago

? Doesn't even make any sense.

The 25 people who dislike this legendary classic listen to fag shit like Justin Beaver, Krap$ha, Tokio Motel, Kimya Crapson and Amy Skankhouse. Fuck those 25 people.

jakemiller5000 1 day ago

Who knew S Club 7 fans were so full of bile?

lol @ tokio motel

It is a fantastic tune tho

ty for display name, jakemiller5000

:D

Franz Krap$ha

I like how mild an insult Tokio Motel is. They're somewhat sub-standard and they know they are.

Steve Krap$hta

"Kimya Crapson" pushed me over the edge into lolville for some reason. (if some snorting qualifies as lol)

Krap$ha Hands Say Yeah

Ke$ha tought me how 2 be myself

Katy Perry taught me how to express myself

P!nk taught me how to have a good time even though your unpopular

Music is a big part of my life it's life lessons =)

HoneyCupz37 13 hours ago 30

this one isn't technically YouTube, but posting one of my all-time favorites from the alt.music.slayer newsgroup -- dating back to 1999:

CrimsonMan said

"> ....putting words into my mouth? If you DON'T think I am one hell if an
> intellect....you are ignorant. "

Not youtube but LOL, read the comments section:

http://www.healthandfitnessadvice.com/the-healthy-skeptic/the-shake-weight-gets-a-do-not-buy-recommendation.html

on lauryn hill's "mystery of iniquity":

dopedope22 (1 year ago)

This Is So Deep man It Makes You Think And By The Way SHe Is Talkin About The Illuminati

I was traditional to do the Spring Maypole dance in spring at elementary schools in the USA in the 1950's and early 1960's-after that, John F. Kennedy ushered in mandatory physical education, and athletic exhibitions(to copy the Russians) were held instead---first wiping out of Western Culture

kjws3 1 year ago

this made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-WBaSNrTQ

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A perfect music to get a few drinks with a pretty girl
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@metalkat77 ...and to make love with he after of course ;-)
TheRunner75 7 months ago 97

yes, i'm "dell", but you probably know me by my youtube name, "TheRunner75"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McF7ImZH7WY

THIS SONG IS FUKKEN EPIC CUZ I FEEL THAT ITS ABOUT GANJA OR WEED OR WATEVER
MrThuglifegangsta69 4 months ago

im such a replay button murderer on this song

Posted on Postman Pat's PET SEMATARY [not for children]:

Cemetery. The place where you (legally) bury people, or animals, is a 'cemetery'.

Hogmagandy 1 week ago

To all you fake gaytarded dipshits who think I'm "out of my depth", judging from a glance at my Youtube channel and being completely ignorant of my real works, you will have your foot in your mouth when my books on Polytonal theory, nondiatonic scalar theory, and refutation of Decartes come out. You are way out of YOUR depth and seek to appear cultured and intelligent yet have no idea of what what that really means and therefore try shoot down every innovative mind in your prescence.
intervalkid 8 months ago

i like to think that's the epigraph at the front of his first book

"also for my mom"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8_WH5aRqo

ha, mate jus found out he might have the clap! amazin timin!

MrBellamella89 2 years ago

That's the risk you run when you're 'Kissing In The Dark'. Too bad. Maybe he learned his lesson and will be more careful in future. Always use a condom.

Best wishes

Metairie Road

MetryRoad in reply to MrBellamella89 (Show the comment) 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5SRDIE4LS8
This is a lose lose for animal lovers. If that turtle was a person like all animals supposedly are then he must have been having an awesome time up there Lewis C.K. style. But if that turtle wasn't having the time of his life then we all have to admit that maybe animals are just animals, but that still don't mean we shouldn't give a fuck about them. So yeah, fuck whoever did this.
SilkAMV 3 days ago

Manuel Guthrie 5 months ago
Girls have so much Wiews on youtube Because Men think all the time on Sex

Robert Napier

Robert Napier 1 year ago

lol You paid silly money for something thats only worth £20-$40 in parts.

lol
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reptiskate

reptiskate 1 year ago

I didn't pay a gotdamn penny for it bud.
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Robert Napier

Robert Napier 1 year ago

Thats actually pretty neat then. My post was rather cunty, but I just find it absurd that anyone would pay their asking price. Considering the effect it produces and the parts used. $150 is a joke.
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reptiskate

reptiskate 1 year ago

In the boutique pedal world, you're not always paying for high-tech components and super-complicated circuits. You're mostly paying for the name, and usually high-quality, which is especially true for DBA. But girls are crazy, and will spend $150 on you on a whim in the right situation haha.

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after pfunkboy's antics tonight, how can we be sure you don't work for a boutique pedal firm

JaenisJoplin 3 days ago
I cried all the way thru this documentary. You can take the girl out of the Spice, but You can't take Spice off the girl...

7madonna7 3 days ago
i remember when spice girls comes out, i love them so much, i was a boy i mean now man ( sry bAd english) but i bay the spice girl parfume. and even today i still listen spice music. the music today is just stuiped

stuiped