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If she was bisexual, then it might be a bit harder (esp. if I already knew this) but still not as hard as if it was a man.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 24th, 2004 10:17 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

(PS haha Jim I totally need to photoshop a Bender pic to go with that robo post too heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

trust aja on this -- ken c

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 April 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not a trick, that could be a useful strategy in the right hand.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 4th, 2004 10:23 AM. (later) (link)

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Jody, she always seems at last a step ahead of me"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to dabble in the odd muffin on Sunday mornings myself.
-- the music mole (colinsbarro...), May 6th, 2004 12:52 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Bobbin' thusly.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:51 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

*Not shown actual size.

-- martin m. (marti...) (webmail), May 13th, 2004 4:52 PM. (mushrush) (later) (link)

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Tep, that context is pretty close to what I intended...

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

But not Ned's bobbin!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 13 May 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I now work even further out than Gareth and Chris. Fucking Maidenhead!

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

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I think that's meant to be me.

-- Allyzay (destruction @ londonsburning.com), May 14th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 May 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i enjoy your 'in the flesh' rudeness very much tim hopkins
-- stevem (bluesk...), May 20th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss the days when I had nothing to do but sit around sucking cock and drinking cum all day
-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 24th, 2004 9:52 PM. (later)

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

From behind, I thought he was Cabbage.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 28th, 2004. (later)

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 28 May 2004 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Do me with a hot bod.
-- Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (ada...), June 4th, 2004 4:01 PM. (later)

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Mully, i'll draw you if you describe yourself because I keep getting images of fucking harold from neighbours everytime i go to draw you.
-- ipsofacto (kat...), June 4th, 2004 2:47 PM. (ipsofacto)

(like, eww!)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 June 2004 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Aw man, I wanted it to be long and complicated in that particularly Finnish way.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...), June 22nd, 2004. (Liz :x) (later)

(Sorry, Liz.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"let's do the mucky pup in islington" - Colette

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Dammit... it works better with the extra line:

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."
-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), June 23rd, 2004 3:32 AM. (Chris V)

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That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 23rd, 2004 3:40 AM. (SeanC)

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OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!
-- AdamL :') (adamr@.com), June 23rd, 2004 3:41 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"You are black women, and you are our slaves"

-- bnw (rilke...), June 26th, 2004.

― omg, Saturday, 26 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

We need a constipated in there (or do we?)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2004 5:08 PM. (Ned)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 28 June 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I funch

-- omg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

― ...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess it needed more context

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
playdoh barber: and it would say "butt recognized... access granted" in some female computery voice
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

omg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

In the Ned, it doesn't even matter.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 2nd, 2004 11:15 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

If anyone wants a fairy gravy familiar I just left a pregnant mushroom in the stash, stick it in a terrarium and away you go
-- Andrew Blood Thames (andrew.thame...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

it sounds just like the sound you get when you put a banger up a drain pipe here, mental
-- Porkpie (porkypi...), August 3rd, 2004 2:40 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The look on a baby's face "Fuck me!"

a little punctuation has been toyed with, but still.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i liked her well enough to go on a date with someone and see her live (that was post-fumbling). everything I've heard since is syrup, though.
-- kyle (akmonda...), August 7th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 August 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay for xposts:

colin liked to get a spurt in his mouth
-- purple patch (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2004 2:41 PM. (electricsound)

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Yeah it was cool!
Im having such dreadful nostalgia attacks lately, its weird.

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-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 9th, 2004 2:43 PM. (trayce)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Cathy's head.
-- Alba (albab...), August 16th, 2004 4:25 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't wanna post his name. God he's so cute.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris V, I love those whips too.
-- Sarah McLusky

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

There's only so much WHOOMPAWHOOMPAWHOOMPA I can take in a night.

- Dog Latin.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Back home in Alabama, I was incredibly homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (itssomethin...), August 25th, 2004 11:21 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *
-- the music mole (col...), August 24th, 2004 1:25 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

my uncle could totally
eat the whole thing.
-- dgb (dyo...), August 25th, 2004 2:49 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!
-- Andrew (n...), August 25th, 2004 4:36 PM. (enneff)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm trying to recontextualise that but I just can't.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Bah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

― Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

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