KEVIN DURANT: All-American Superhero

durant to SCOTUS: "repeal DADT"

he's gonna force lebron to suck his dick at midcourt & then adrian woj & bill simmons are gonna descend from the rafters jerking each other off

now uve gone 2 far, he would never coerce any1 into sexual acts, he would use the subtle art of midcourt seduction and convince lebron it was his idea 2 suck his dik in 1st place

hmm

bold prediction: durant will co-produce the str8-to-dvd feature "air bud: alpha dogs" thus nullifying the sincere use of the term 4 all eternity

so far this is the one dude who I'd be ok with superceding MJ as greatest ever

It must suck so bad to live in OK City. It's like one of the worst cities in the US.

i wonder if moving the team from seattle to okc will eventually doom clay bennett if they miss on a free agent to put them over the ump because the dude doesn't want to move to oklahoma for 5 years

hump*

imo okc will be like spurs without the tight-ass mexican shit, a well-un small market team that reloads role players around a superstar. until that superstar retires, then u get a new superstar or suck until u get a new 1.

well-run*

The Spurs seem to be the current epitome of the small market team. Everyone wants to emulate them.

only missed the playoffs once in about...20 years?

wish okc had drafted steph curry

I do not anticipate a GREG ODEN: Force of Nature thread in the near future. **sigh**

would be pretty into a RONDODEN: Unnatural Force thread though.

KDthunderup Kevin Durant
Absolutely hate when people start their sentence off with "I'm not no groupie or nothing but...." I kno ur not a groupie smh

something about this tweet just makes me all "<3 u boo!!"

http://imgur.com/IZt3E.jpg

*~so high~*

KDthunderup
Jackass 3d with @russwest44 @dcookisback @jharden13 @colea45 @emillsap8 @emaynor3 Jeffrey green and Dj white

is durant horrendously bad at being online or Actually Good?

no hes real bad

He’s def had some incredible moments online

he's a bad poster who wont stop posting, it's an archetype

Lol get a life

On @kdtrey5 situation:

In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.

I won’t expose them out of respect 4 KD & others I text with.

I will continue to love, respect & pray for KD - & objectively analyze his game. pic.twitter.com/PBJwG67YKa

— Chris Broussard (@Chris_Broussard) May 23, 2019

he's a bad poster who wont stop posting, it's an archetype
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sorry for the huge image