Britney Spears: Classic or Dud?

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oh, and one more thing: what makes you think britney can't sing reasonably on pitch if she has to?

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what I meant by facetious... I've no idea how on pitch she is without Autotuner. I don't have a beef with the use of Autotuner, and I don't have some kind of rockist view that using it is any less "authentic" than using, say, delay, reverb or chorus, at least one of which can be heard on just about every vocal track from 1950 to the present.

I do know that everything I've heard of Britney's stuff smacks of Autotuner on the vocals, and yes, I can hear the effect. I've even used it on my own vocal tracks on occasion and I actually do own the software. (It's a legitimate registered copy even...)

Autotune is commonly used to correct the playing of bass, particularly fretless bass (where it much more possible to be slightly off even if your instrument is completely intonated and in tune). I've also been present at a recording session where it was used on a theramin... another instrument difficult to control with perfect pitch.

I have never seen or heard of Autotune being used on guitar although it's certainly possible. It'd have to be the software version though, as the hardware units simply don't track quickly enough to handle any kind of hammer-on or pull-off technique. Not to mention how badly the hardware box would completely freak out the second a guitarist hits more than one string at the same time.

I have never met a professional guitarist who can't at least tune a guitar to itself. But then, I grew up in Nashville where throwing 10 rocks means you injure 9 session guitarists and one struggle Christian or Country songwriter.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

struggle = struggling above, obv.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

haha in athens throwing 10 rocks means you hit 10 guitarists that can't tune their guitar

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, not only are you good musicians with good ears in nashville, you're good rock throwers, too! you throw 10 rocks and actually hit 10 people? that's the kind of talent that autotune can NOT help you with.

we're pretty good at throwing rocks here in new york city, too, but we're not quite as adept at tuning our guitars.

and, yup, fretless bass is where i've most seen autotune used. my general point, which i think you agree with, is that everyone's getting help from somewhere these days, electronic or otherwise.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Autotune, when I notice it, just sounds weird to me -- it flattens the voice. But then again, maybe more often than not I'm not even realizing it's there.True, though, that most bands today are getting some kind of "help" in the studio -- heck the recording process itself is "help".

Tim, I find your line of thought about doing post-marxist, pomo, etc. readings of Britney troubling, not because I don't think you should do it, but because, again, I think you're trying to justify music's value by how good an object of critical inquiry it makes. I'm not saying that's the only reason you like it, but I don't think it makes a valid point as to why the music is good. An interesting reading could be done of almost any cultural object.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

and, yup, fretless bass is where i've most seen autotune used. my general point, which i think you agree with, is that everyone's getting help from somewhere these days, electronic or otherwise.

Yes, I agree with you... I was being facetious like I said. But I do think the tuner's not the same as the Autotuner is all. Nit-picky perhaps...

I don't live in Nashville any more, and I did live in NYC for quite some time before I ended up here on the west coast (Seattle). My rock-throwing comment was a joke about Nashville. (You'd be amazed at how many session guys are around, seriously. They are a totally different breed of musician who get paid to play whatever the hell you want and play it well. It's as baffling to me as it is impressive. And no, I'm not one of them. Nor do I think I could be one without an assload more training and practice.)

Autotune, when I notice it, just sounds weird to me -- it flattens the voice.

Well yeah, the problem is that the human voice isn't pitch perfect even when it's singing a single note... You don't notice the slight deviations that give the sound of a voice a distinct character, but you do notice when they are gone, and Autotune can and does get rid of a lot of them.

heck the recording process itself is "help".

Absolutely. And the use of tape instead of digital media does something to the sound at least as significant as Autotune. It's a totally different discussion (and no I'm not an analog snob or anything), but I think the current trends in the recording/mastering process are qualitatively less good than they have been in years past. Not because I think "the 70s sound" is better than "the 90s sound" or whatever, but because overcompression (among other things) has left us with music that actually causes listening fatigue even on equipment designed to minimize this effect. It's not a question of "Oh I think tape sounded better" or "The way they used to record [instrument] before the dawn of [newer technique] sounded much better." It's actually "I can't listen to this for more than an hour without getting a headache even though I actually like the song."

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Might I add that genre-bending =/= interesting. Not necessarily, anyway. I don't like the particular way in which Britney bends genres -- it always sounds thrown together to me like someone said "Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if we threw together x and y?" without really spending much time developing a workable fusion of the two.

Martin, that last point about listening fatigue is intriguing. I've never heard of that before. Is there anything I can read about this?

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Googling the term seems to get you more marketing hype from audiophile equipment companies than actual technical definitions of it, but you can still get a sense of what it is from the first hits on the page...

It's not a marketing fabrication though... It actually does happen. Find a discussion forum about recording or engineering records and you'll see guys who spend hours recording and mixing bands talk about it and are concerned about it when purchasing monitors or headphones or whatever.

I would spend more time going into the details, but I'm headed out the door to an appointment...

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I'll stay on the fence for this one. Talentless silicone slapper on par with Marianne Faithful.

outspan, Friday, 19 November 2004 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"Tim, I find your line of thought about doing post-marxist, pomo, etc. readings of Britney troubling, not because I don't think you should do it, but because, again, I think you're trying to justify music's value by how good an object of critical inquiry it makes. I'm not saying that's the only reason you like it, but I don't think it makes a valid point as to why the music is good. An interesting reading could be done of almost any cultural object. "

Hurting, correct me if I'm wrong but it was you who brought up the ideology or worldview of Britney's songs as a valid basis upon which to dismiss them. Any ideological reading of a song is treating it as an object of critical enquiry. I brought up post-marxism and deconstruction because these areas of critical thought have greatly undermined the stability of the sort of surface level ideological reading you seemed to be attempting. My point being, if we are going to bring ideology into this, let's do so properly.

I'll state for the records that I don't need to draw on cultural studies in order to love a lot of Britney's music.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 19 November 2004 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No, you're confusing me with someone else. I read that post, but I didn't write it. What, are we all the same to you?

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, you rockists all post alike.

Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry Hurting I momentarily got you and Leavis mixed up because you were responding to my response to him.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I just point out that the original F.R. Leavis was the worst literary critic ever? And D.H. Lawrence is shite? K Thanx Bye.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:02 (nineteen years ago) link

STOP GETTING TIM FINNEY WRONG

And nobody knows what Britney sans Autotune sounds like.

Going by the live SNL 'I'm Not A (Real) Girl, Not Yet An Upgraded Sexbot' of 3 years ago, not too bad.

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

"I brought up post-marxism and deconstruction because these areas of critical thought have greatly undermined the stability of the sort of surface level ideological reading you seemed to be attempting. My point being, if we are going to bring ideology into this, let's do so properly."

What might be the broad outlines or the paragraph abstract for a "proper", non-surface ideological reading of Britney's songs?

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Hormones.

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

i was just watching this entertainment program on chinese tv, which had a piece on western pop beauties. britney was one of them (alongside kylie, jessica simpson and christina [the host explained that christina isnt really a black person, it is just fake tan...]). anyway, it appears that in china, britney is called "xiao tian tian bu la ni" (little sweetie britney)!

then they had a segment on black pop beauties (beyonce, ashanti and then i stopped watching to post that britney trivia fact above).

not relevant to current focus of thread i know

lydia, Friday, 19 November 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not certain whether to jokingly shout "racist!" or applaud you for stopping at Ashanti ;-).

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:04 (nineteen years ago) link

hah, after posting that, i did run back down to catch the rest of it. they had alicia keys (agree), kelly rowland (wtf) and brandy (prettier a few yrs ago when she had the braids and own tv show).

lydia, Friday, 19 November 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Kelly has sass, but yeah, not so hot. Brandy needs to put weight back on her face.

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 11:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Brandy needs to release "Sadiddy" as a single because it owns.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 19 November 2004 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i looooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee britneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !

ahmed shagalampost, Friday, 19 November 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i get off on her dvd
she's so hot
"let me be ","cinderella"and "boombastic" and were masterpieces

britney, Saturday, 20 November 2004 07:53 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
I just heard 'Toxic' on local radio. I thought it sounded OK in a way. The voice sounded more ethereal, more distant and distractedly airborne, than I have heard or noticed her voice being before.

the bellefox, Saturday, 26 November 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
(This actually becomes sort of relevant about five minutes in.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RujDatFeb0&search=Sang%20Won%20Park

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, my formative days.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"Toxic" is still boring.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

This was a good thread. Although I don't like reading threads where someone asks me to back up a statement I've made and then I never post anything to the thread after that.

Jonathan if you're still interested in reading involved dissections of pop ideology I can point you to numerous tedious (my fault mostly) threads on dissensus.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

her face

Surmounter, Friday, 13 March 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i recently heard "toxic" for the first time in years and holy jesus has it got to be one of the best pop songs of the decade, if not ever.

samosa gibreel, Friday, 13 March 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

True.

And Blackout is outrageously good.

Popture, Friday, 13 March 2009 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link

We know!

Plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 13 March 2009 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I really really like "blackout" but couldn't give a shit about the latest album.

AleXTC, Friday, 13 March 2009 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

^^

Plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 13 March 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

you're missing out on some killer songs. it definitely has a few that aren't good. blackout didn't have that problem. but still, missing out.

Surmounter, Friday, 13 March 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i36.tinypic.com/r0o3ef.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Lies. (Maybe not.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link

Her US chart history really is odd, I would have thought "I'm a Slave 4 U" and "Piece of Me" were top tens also

Josefa, Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

I love “Til the World Ends”

Theodor Adorno, perhaps the greatest philosopher alive today (morrisp), Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:22 (four years ago) link

listening to it now

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 June 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

what about "3"?

monotony, Thursday, 6 June 2019 06:45 (four years ago) link

Huh I thought “Slave 4 U” was a top 10 hit in the US. In Europe and LatinAmerica it definitely was. Was the video too much or got censored for American audiences?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:44 (four years ago) link

the "i'm a slave 4 u" video was really big on mtv. it was radio that didn't play it much compared to a lot of her other songs.

dyl, Friday, 7 June 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

What is this #freebritney shyt?

Seems like fans reading too much into things?

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Does the new song ("Swimming in the Stars") slap? I'm trying to decide.

I briefly got very excited in the final thirty seconds when it threatened to go drum & bass, but turns out it's the cruellest mirage ever.

Tim F, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

beat the press by the butthole surfers sums up her material!

xzanfar, Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

she's no William Orbit, that's for true

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 December 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link


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