D: CURTISSSS.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
prefer coprophiliacs to aspie jokes, tbh
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all a rich tapestry.
― kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
loooool
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
The breakup thread is breaking up.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
we all make horribly malformed "jokes" sometimes
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I've got to keep up my reputation as the unfunniest funny person on ILX, see.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
oh that was actually about roxy's joke -
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Have You Ever Shit Your Pants?
― buzza, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
And both of the things we were just talking about converge into one post.
Actually, someone else threatened to start a thread with that title, so I went ahead and did it for him.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link
CRUT YOU KILL ME
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
when you say you are going through a transitional phase do you mean you are transitioning into a butthole because that's what it looks like to me.
― peacocks, Thursday, 16 September 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
ask him if he's practicing teaching his butthole how to talk!
― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh. i guess these things happen.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't turn my butthole into a heart
― the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Monday, 20 September 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks Tyra!http://i52.tinypic.com/23sx3sx.jpg
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
595 people like this.
― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
dying here
wish i could turn my heart into anything else, really
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
don't worry it get's worse, then better, then worse, then better
― sarahel, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
― jeff, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:45 PM Bookmark
To paraphrase an ilxor's mother's ex-boyfriend, you can't make your heart turn into a face.
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
ex-husband rather, and if you have not read this thread, it may cheer you up a little. Read it when you feel like you want something of that sort:
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^ kind of sad but mostly lol
― markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i was referencing that. will reread when i'm able to focus better. trying to find some good music to listen to but everything feels so cliche.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
thought i could cheer myself up and took my dog for a long walk earlier today. it was too hot for her and i had to carry her the whole way. it was pretty sad and pathetic. got really choked up thinking about how i figured that i'd have to deal with her dying at some point but the reality now is that i'll be gone and she's just going to forget about me.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Jeff, it gets a he'll of a lot better. I know when I've recently broken up, I feel antisocial and my world shrinks. Really, you have to force yourself to interact with family and friends, exercise some good habits, and go through the motions of a person who is functional. In my limited life experience, I'd say that acting like normal is the best thing to do. And when you can, go somewhere new and do something fun on your own, as a reminder you can.
― mh, Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
He'll -> hell
― mh, Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a bit of a setback thinking about my most recent ex this morning and it made me feel shitty to think I still really miss him a lot. We had a very close friendship we lost thanks to turning it into a relationship and then breaking up - we're still friends and still in touch but it'll never be the same, and sometimes I get so sad.
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, went thru this about a month ago. keep strong, lean on good friends for support.
― fakey (buzza), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks dude. trayce, i feel you. for me, this is more about losing a best friend than just a girlfriend. i have other people to talk with but i don't think there is anyone who can truly comfort me. listening to promise ring and jimmy eat world now ffs.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry, that was meant to say "thanks dudes".
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
when there's such extant strength of feeling it never fails to bewilder and utterly sadden me that something can be torn so utterly asunder
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
you can still be friends, but it takes time and distance, and the friendship is different. and no, there really isn't anyone who can truly comfort you - distract you, yes, but you have to work through it by yourself, which is almost the worst part, because you feel lonelier.
― sarahel, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4qCmg4q7TQ0/S7_Bfuet3II/AAAAAAAAA4c/wLBOefXicuA/s400/Knapsack_Day_Three_Of_My_New_Life.jpg
lol had this on blast after my last breakup
― soda lake swame (Lamp), Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
might have to give that a spin soon. had completely forgotten about them.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i have other people to talk with but i don't think there is anyone who can truly comfort me.
Ach yeah, this. The one person you want to turn to is the one person who's just ripped out yr insides and dropkicked them across the room :/
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry jeff, sorry buzza, that really sucks guys
― max, Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
listened to j.e.w. and pinkerton nonstop last time i was havin girl sads
not very weezer/promise ring/knapsack-esque, but very helpful in a love bummer-esque way. last big break-up i had my immediate response was to take three hour baths with this on repeat:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o6mJh27JxV8/TEtFB0QyizI/AAAAAAAAAhk/vgGJ4PUPxD8/s1600/hot+buttered+soul.jpg
― are you an elitist or are you a brah, man? (stevie), Thursday, 28 October 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
'by the time i get to phoenix' heals all
Sorry to hear you guys are facing these struggles, jeff and buzza. I usually rely on Burt Bacharach tunes and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I
I just realized today that my most recent breakup didn't hit me as hard as I thought it would b/c in a lot of ways I'm still shellshocked from the one two years ago. It's pretty distressing to know how long some pains can last. It makes me question how strong of a person I am to still let my life be so deeply affected by someone who has long since moved on.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 28 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
1. She and I agreed to be just friends 3 days ago. Things were too frequently turbulent, too strained, and commitment was too much of a problem.
2. We spent 3 wonderful days with each other, undefined as a couple but very much in league.
3. Tonight, I have been friend-dumped. I am not going to go into specifics, save for the fact it concerns a poetry-reading, some old university friends of mine, and my inability to deal with my emotions. I think she is a genius and I cried more than I have done at any other stage in my post-infancy life.
4. I am a fool.
5. Fuck.
6. I hope I learn.
7. I hope she and I meet again.
8. Cambridge is a poison.
9. Always fight for the one you love.
10. Self-control.
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
aw man
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
11. Don't give parasites an inch or they'll drive a wedge. Even if you have been friends with them for 5 years.
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
12. Self-control.
:( for you atm
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw, man, I'm sorry, LJ. :(
― emil.y, Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks fellas
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
l jagz i str8 up n/j admire how u live lyfe
― Lamp, Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link