No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

mmmm... Belgians only
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Well, sarahel has finally done it, she's gotten herself banned from the entire Cape.

Moral of the story? Don't threaten male hegemony.

PRO TIP TO CHICKS: Males don't really talk about their balls whenever they're alone together.

We don't?

their soccerballs

oh right. making them think what we want them to think. gotcha.

mmmm... Belgians only

wkiw peacocks

TITS OR GTFO

WOEman amirite?

boy I'm sure glad I can discuss rape fantasies in this thread without women get all cantankerous about it
plus I can end my sentences with a preposition without

Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Lorax

^ genius

stop talking smartlike, there's no girls to impress here you idiots

last time i tried not to talk smartlike a mod got quite irate

was she on the rag?

i can't talk to yall anymore. there is something better going on later

I'm beginning to tire of leaguies defecating in hotels tbh u__u

http://www.news.com.au/national/new-disgrace-as-rooster-rookies-defecate-in-hotel/story-e6frfkvr-1225917011086

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Lads, how about that beer? I'm a huge fan.

How huge? Doesn't shit hit you all the time?

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michael white, what is that?

"Males Only" theme incomplete without:

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michael white, what is that?

Fuck if I know. It just had a lot of dicks in it.

thank you for your response!

Fellas, how about cars? I like big cars with big engines, feel the primal roar, y'know?

stephen fry's a good dude imo

But he's not really a bloke. Y'know.

I fell in love with a girl that I will probably never see again

It took me about 1 hour to fall in love and about 15 hours to realize I was in love

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Remember Alf Tupper, best middle distance runner ever and a top welder to boot. Fish and chips as health food.

LOVE Alf Tupper, always beat the cheating toff twat in the last 50 metres then cadged a lift home on a coal truck.

thinking of getting a power washer, just for washin stuff, outside

― k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:56 (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The struggle is real

i mean i don’t wanna put u on blast here fella but the knowledge that you’ve been harbouring unfulfilled power-washer dreams for seven years is kinda heartbreaking

go for it man you’ve earned it

probably

It's that we move a bit and just when unthinkable it's time we move back to a one bed apt or whatever

Also just gone carless fyi

carless whisper

guilty deems ain’t got not washer

Never gonna rinse again

What’s up bro man dudes

You ever build a pc or a car or anything

The door handle came off our oven on one side I removed it fully and managed to extract the broken screw from the thread then found out the type of screw and went in to a hardware shop and ordered it using the measurements and everything now by fuck lads that's manning right there

It's a standoff 25mm female 10mm male hexagonal barrel 5mm thread 8mm on the short side screw and I said it very confidently right out and she said brass or what and I squeaked oooo I don't know like Frankie Howerd

Attaboy

Also in an effort to not just post whatever

You usually choose the material based on hardness level and how heat resistant you want it

Steel probably being the fancier stuff

you're talking about a difference of like 10 cents though ... it's easier if you take the screw with you to the store. Do your stores not have self-serve bins of screws, bolts, nuts, washers, etc. where you can pick out what you want? Trying to understand why you had order it.

This thread reminds me of my work holiday party, wherein I was cornered by a middle-aged ex-cop coworker, an affable enough guy but one I don't really know at all. He started telling me long, elaborate stories about his hot rod/drag racing days and it was full of car descriptions that might as well have been in aramaic--"He had the fully-stocked, GT122 with the factory specs -- this was before they switched to the newer chassis in 73 -- and this thing just hummed. And his other car he wouldn't even take out, it was a mint, 68 'Tago, but he had modded it out with a 3.2 engine and red-wall tires" and I just had to be like "yeah, totally" like I knew what the fuck he was talking about.

That said, I did get really excited using my new tire inflator for the first time (compressor on old one crapped out) -- it automatically shuts off at the target psi, and also it looks cool.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSz_zy_QgRZDwDs-E3BSRzBSPcGiX0ySK3srcVlcCdv79yo7RoAI96bSeqleEDaEMOB99k4XS5z&usqp=CAE

My proudest moment on Nextdoor so far:

https://i.imgur.com/7SLhX3u.jpg

a house that forces you to answer that eternal man question: you a shaq man or an ostertag guy?

Bloody oven screws are wrong size ffs