No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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like it would be kinda like this, except with hair?

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2002/gray%20alien.gif

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

there needs to be more law & order in this thread.

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

not the tv show.

An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/475/screenshot20100908at215.png

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

trolling itt from females really making me uncomfortable about all the power washers i posted last night tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Let's scare them away by talking about man stuff then.

http://home.kooee.com.au/birkefeld/finals/smegma.jpg

StanM, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

power washers are kinda awesome! They wash, with power!

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

― sarahel, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 7:12 PM (8 minutes ago)

I LIKE TO BONE

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

like this?

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090210-friedchicken.jpg

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

that's deboning tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I HATE TO DEBONE

KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

do you just have a woman do that for you? or do you only buy boneless meat?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

mods wtf

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

what is your favorite crut of meat?

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

We'll update this when Dom comes back with his new sockpuppet.

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Only works if you're a mod though.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So make me a mod, PP.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm asking perfectly valid questions about MEAT!

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like the necessity for a male-only space on ILX is being mocked by some crul ringmaster.

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

first cape thread to break, god, thirty posts

well done dudes

goole, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Right, enough is enough, I'm starting a Belgians only thread.

StanM, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, sarahel has finally done it, she's gotten herself banned from the entire Cape.

Moral of the story? Don't threaten male hegemony.

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

PRO TIP TO CHICKS: Males don't really talk about their balls whenever they're alone together.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

We don't?

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

their soccerballs

zvookster, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh right. making them think what we want them to think. gotcha.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

mmmm... Belgians only

wkiw peacocks

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

TITS OR GTFO

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

WOEman amirite?

quincie, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

boy I'm sure glad I can discuss rape fantasies in this thread without women get all cantankerous about it
plus I can end my sentences with a preposition without

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Lorax

consolation pies (electricsound), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

^ genius

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

stop talking smartlike, there's no girls to impress here you idiots

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

last time i tried not to talk smartlike a mod got quite irate

k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

was she on the rag?

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't talk to yall anymore. there is something better going on later

false prophets talk in metaphors (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm beginning to tire of leaguies defecating in hotels tbh u__u

http://www.news.com.au/national/new-disgrace-as-rooster-rookies-defecate-in-hotel/story-e6frfkvr-1225917011086

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Lads, how about that beer? I'm a huge fan.

The Future Sound of Echuca (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

How huge? Doesn't shit hit you all the time?

StanM, Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

michael white, what is that?

are you interested in getting into a detailed car with me here? (goole), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"Males Only" theme incomplete without:

http://blog.timesunion.com/thelist/files/2009/12/three-stooges.jpg

Chooglin'alCarbon, Thursday, 16 September 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

michael white, what is that?

Fuck if I know. It just had a lot of dicks in it.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you for your response!

are you interested in getting into a detailed car with me here? (goole), Friday, 17 September 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Fellas, how about cars? I like big cars with big engines, feel the primal roar, y'know?

Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

stephen fry's a good dude imo

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

But he's not really a bloke. Y'know.

Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I fell in love with a girl that I will probably never see again

yookeroo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It took me about 1 hour to fall in love and about 15 hours to realize I was in love

yookeroo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.handmadenews.org/images/vote/thumbs_down_c.png

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link


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