No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

i had a hello kitty one.

guys - how do you feel about cartoon characters that lack noses? some guys seem to really be into anime and stuff like that, which always creeps me out because esp. the girls do not have noses, like it's some pathological anti-nose aesthetic. peacocks' hello kitty post reminded me of this, because the nose-lack bothered me about hello kitty as well.

like the no-nose thing is some equivalent to no-pubic hair - which can be seen as a fear of _actual_ women.

i suspect it's because noses are hard to draw on cartoon characters without looking comical or unsightly

i am very down w/ noses btw. noses are rad

Congratulations, ladies, operation Let's turn the males only thread into a hello kitty discussion = success!

hello kitty has a small oval nose, but you're right- she doesn't have a real cat nose. maybe that could be seen as a fear of _actual_cats?

I've never met a dude who said "I don't know, I just really can't stand girls with noses!"

well they'd look pretty weird if they had an otherwise human face and the equivalent of anime girl noses

that is a true fact

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

i mean, a lot of guys seem to really be into chicks with cutesy little button/rabbit-y noses - and maybe that's the equivalent?

MY BALLS I SCRATCH THEM ALL THE TIME TO ANSWER THAT NICE LADY ALSO GIRLIES CAN GTFO

i keep getting banned and unbanned - getting mixed messages from guys is really annoying

try this message: this is a men party, not a hen party. c u later.

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

― An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:03 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kept reading this URL as "how me neat"

my friend's hen got in a fight shortly before it was her time to lay, and she was so freaked out about the fight, the egg got stuck, and my friend had to assist with extricating egg from hen

THIS LADY GOT NO NOSE BUT SHE NOT A PET ANIMAL STUPID THING ALSO HOT I THINK PLUS SHE SITS IN A DRINK

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but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

like it would be kinda like this, except with hair?

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2002/gray%20alien.gif

there needs to be more law & order in this thread.

not the tv show.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/475/screenshot20100908at215.png

trolling itt from females really making me uncomfortable about all the power washers i posted last night tbh

Let's scare them away by talking about man stuff then.

http://home.kooee.com.au/birkefeld/finals/smegma.jpg

power washers are kinda awesome! They wash, with power!

but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

― sarahel, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 7:12 PM (8 minutes ago)

I LIKE TO BONE

like this?

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090210-friedchicken.jpg

that's deboning tbh

I HATE TO DEBONE

do you just have a woman do that for you? or do you only buy boneless meat?

mods wtf

what is your favorite crut of meat?

We'll update this when Dom comes back with his new sockpuppet.

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Only works if you're a mod though.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So make me a mod, PP.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark

i'm asking perfectly valid questions about MEAT!

I feel like the necessity for a male-only space on ILX is being mocked by some crul ringmaster.

first cape thread to break, god, thirty posts

well done dudes

Right, enough is enough, I'm starting a Belgians only thread.

mmmm... Belgians only
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/waffle.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/tintin.jpg

Well, sarahel has finally done it, she's gotten herself banned from the entire Cape.

Moral of the story? Don't threaten male hegemony.

PRO TIP TO CHICKS: Males don't really talk about their balls whenever they're alone together.

We don't?

their soccerballs

oh right. making them think what we want them to think. gotcha.

mmmm... Belgians only

wkiw peacocks

TITS OR GTFO

WOEman amirite?

boy I'm sure glad I can discuss rape fantasies in this thread without women get all cantankerous about it
plus I can end my sentences with a preposition without

Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Lorax

^ genius

stop talking smartlike, there's no girls to impress here you idiots