No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

Black & Decker, home of the famous Roll-A-Door as endorsed by Donnie Sutherland off Sounds.

I propose we promote sarahel to honorary man status so she can post to this thread lawfully.

no dice

zero tolerance, we didn't make the game but we gotta play to win imo

Brothers don't need a Fifth Column jam.

sarahel backwards = leharas = le haras = MALE haras. Works.

Huh the reverse of a girl is a guy whodathunkit? ban!

What is a vandyke? What do you call the beard that is pointy at the chin but not connected to the stache?

schmig

An Imperial (after Napoleon III)

Ok, now what is the pointy chin beard without the stache? And not just on the chin but along the jawline.

schmig iirc

any facial hair that bears signs of actual grooming= schmig. also- dubious

I swear I didn't see Trayce used "honorary man" before that post of mine and I would normally apologize but this is the thread where dudes don't apologize.

test

another test

http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg

did any of you guys have one of these as young boys?

i had a hello kitty one.

guys - how do you feel about cartoon characters that lack noses? some guys seem to really be into anime and stuff like that, which always creeps me out because esp. the girls do not have noses, like it's some pathological anti-nose aesthetic. peacocks' hello kitty post reminded me of this, because the nose-lack bothered me about hello kitty as well.

like the no-nose thing is some equivalent to no-pubic hair - which can be seen as a fear of _actual_ women.

i suspect it's because noses are hard to draw on cartoon characters without looking comical or unsightly

i am very down w/ noses btw. noses are rad

Congratulations, ladies, operation Let's turn the males only thread into a hello kitty discussion = success!

hello kitty has a small oval nose, but you're right- she doesn't have a real cat nose. maybe that could be seen as a fear of _actual_cats?

I've never met a dude who said "I don't know, I just really can't stand girls with noses!"

well they'd look pretty weird if they had an otherwise human face and the equivalent of anime girl noses

that is a true fact

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

i mean, a lot of guys seem to really be into chicks with cutesy little button/rabbit-y noses - and maybe that's the equivalent?

MY BALLS I SCRATCH THEM ALL THE TIME TO ANSWER THAT NICE LADY ALSO GIRLIES CAN GTFO

i keep getting banned and unbanned - getting mixed messages from guys is really annoying

try this message: this is a men party, not a hen party. c u later.

http://thediscerningbrute.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/howmeneat.jpg

― An anal genius spent years carving symphonies to God. (crüt), Wednesday, September 8, 2010 2:03 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kept reading this URL as "how me neat"

my friend's hen got in a fight shortly before it was her time to lay, and she was so freaked out about the fight, the egg got stuck, and my friend had to assist with extricating egg from hen

THIS LADY GOT NO NOSE BUT SHE NOT A PET ANIMAL STUPID THING ALSO HOT I THINK PLUS SHE SITS IN A DRINK

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but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

like it would be kinda like this, except with hair?

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2002/gray%20alien.gif

there needs to be more law & order in this thread.

not the tv show.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/475/screenshot20100908at215.png

trolling itt from females really making me uncomfortable about all the power washers i posted last night tbh

Let's scare them away by talking about man stuff then.

http://home.kooee.com.au/birkefeld/finals/smegma.jpg

power washers are kinda awesome! They wash, with power!

but wouldn't it be off-putting to you if you met a woman irl whose eyes took up that much of her head?

― sarahel, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 7:12 PM (8 minutes ago)

I LIKE TO BONE

like this?

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090210-friedchicken.jpg

that's deboning tbh

I HATE TO DEBONE

do you just have a woman do that for you? or do you only buy boneless meat?

mods wtf

what is your favorite crut of meat?

We'll update this when Dom comes back with his new sockpuppet.

― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Only works if you're a mod though.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So make me a mod, PP.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:03 PM Bookmark