No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

Saw him play for Wolves first time we came to the KC Stadium and I swear you could've seen him from the moon

Like the dude needed a sweet touch cos he def wasn't running anywhere

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Male_-_Sint-Trudoabdij_2.jpg

seriously the fuckin head on that
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00083/darren-anderton_83900s.jpg

bet you he *couldn't* close that fucking zip fully

Didn't realise he had a job as a Littlewood's model.

littlewoods SCALE model.... of a CANOE

Blokes, I got a TOYOTA COROLLA. Chuckin' burnouts outside the pub!

hatch ?

Nah, real men drive SEDANS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_CUjhvg84A

lol @ sausage party

tho if you guys are serious abt it you better preemptively ban gr8080 cuz iirc dude can't not be literally covered in bitches

Real men don't spend their days hangin' out with chicks.

Just sayin'.

man i was down at the GOLD COAST on the weekend, you will never see more SOUPED UP COMMODORES.

Just ask estela (before u bann her from this thred)

Mothercare is for poofs btw.

Does that mean real chicks dont hang out with men? Cos if so that means I am an HONORARY MAN plus this thread's more interesting than the girl thread anyway, where the video games and Guitar Hero and beer at, yo?

NO BLOODY WOMEN ALLOWED

GET AWAY FROM THE KINGSWOOD!!

am i still banned?

LOL - do you guys have a preference as far as makes of cordless drills go?

I'm a Makita man and you're BANNED BANNED BANNED.

agree w/sarahel's comment

(only agree becuz this tradie I work with was going on about dewalt the other day)

gf's carpenter dad won't go near anything but dewalt- something about batteries

Black & Decker, home of the famous Roll-A-Door as endorsed by Donnie Sutherland off Sounds.

I propose we promote sarahel to honorary man status so she can post to this thread lawfully.

no dice

zero tolerance, we didn't make the game but we gotta play to win imo

Brothers don't need a Fifth Column jam.

sarahel backwards = leharas = le haras = MALE haras. Works.

Huh the reverse of a girl is a guy whodathunkit? ban!

What is a vandyke? What do you call the beard that is pointy at the chin but not connected to the stache?

schmig

An Imperial (after Napoleon III)

Ok, now what is the pointy chin beard without the stache? And not just on the chin but along the jawline.

schmig iirc

any facial hair that bears signs of actual grooming= schmig. also- dubious

I swear I didn't see Trayce used "honorary man" before that post of mine and I would normally apologize but this is the thread where dudes don't apologize.

test

another test

http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg

did any of you guys have one of these as young boys?

i had a hello kitty one.

guys - how do you feel about cartoon characters that lack noses? some guys seem to really be into anime and stuff like that, which always creeps me out because esp. the girls do not have noses, like it's some pathological anti-nose aesthetic. peacocks' hello kitty post reminded me of this, because the nose-lack bothered me about hello kitty as well.

like the no-nose thing is some equivalent to no-pubic hair - which can be seen as a fear of _actual_ women.

i suspect it's because noses are hard to draw on cartoon characters without looking comical or unsightly

i am very down w/ noses btw. noses are rad

Congratulations, ladies, operation Let's turn the males only thread into a hello kitty discussion = success!

hello kitty has a small oval nose, but you're right- she doesn't have a real cat nose. maybe that could be seen as a fear of _actual_cats?

I've never met a dude who said "I don't know, I just really can't stand girls with noses!"

well they'd look pretty weird if they had an otherwise human face and the equivalent of anime girl noses

that is a true fact