No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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Would be ideal for on-street parking cos you could just go on top of anybody in yr space.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

by contrast, i shoot someone every day with my concealed weapon.

it's easy!

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.ultimatewasher.com/images/cold-mounted-gas-big.jpg

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csi1ftf0Kbc

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Pressure Washers are the shit, no doubt.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

this week, it's happening. though i'll prob have to limit myself to a bog standard car-washing level

FOR NOW

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean i'm pretty sure back in my day this fuckin thing would have been a go kart

http://www.masonryworktools.com/images/Pressure_Washer3700PSI.jpg

now it's a legit domestic appliance. no wonder the % of guys doing houseworkis on the up

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I brought a camera last week and they had a pink one but coz pink is for poofs I brought the manly black one. Then I had to buy batteries so obviously I brought the batteries with the big X on them because those Eneloops have a girly poofy font for girly poofy men.

Q: What's independent and craps under a tree? A: Rob Oakeshitt (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man i want a black camera. was it one with a lens th goes out and comes off and shit? love those

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

thinking of getting steel capped boots in case i drop some HEAVY STUFF near my feet tbh.

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Man I used to have a pair of steel toe caps - so fucking awesome for kicking stuff.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I miss my steel toe boots!

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah awesome for kiking stuff cos of the steel

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what's going on in this thread

the behringer escape plan (electricsound), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

man things

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Ball-scratching, that sort of thing.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wait

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

thread for MALES ONLY

Given

O'Shea St. Ledger Dunne Kilbane

Lawrence Green Whelan McGeady

Keane Doyle

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

^ 442, obvs

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks alright until you bring Keogh on and ruin it

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

imma just treat that as the non-specific 'you'

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

mcgeady badly needed someone to left click and drag an arrow into the centre, maybe untick his 'run with ball' box too

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

do you need those heavy duty gloves to us a power washer? that'd be good i guess

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Man you can't do the arrow drag any more.

Yeah the "you" was a "one" was a "Trapp" really.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

You wd have to set McGeady's wide play to "cut inside" and make sure he was set reasonably attacking I think. Unless you meant an arrow moving him horizontally into the middle.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

no, tho anything would get him on his right foot mre would def be an improvement.

taking away the arrows was a dumbshit move

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure about it but I like how it makes you think more about the player's general role and purpose than just where you want him stood when you've got the ball.

But I've got a left midfielder who, when I play him wide in a 3-5-2, the assistant manager and the formation board insist that he's out of position. Think the engine might treat the wide dudes in that formation as very advanced wing backs or something.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

To be fair you want the wide midfielders in that set-up to be covering back and he is a bit lavender in the tackle, like.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I like how it makes you think more about the player's general role and purpose than just where you want him stood when you've got the ball.

nah we covered this yesterday everything else is just bollocks

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

and yeah left sided in a 352 is wb for sure

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

nah it's bollocks irl but kinda necessary in FM

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

352 always brings me back to lesaux anderton 96, heady days imo

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

96 is Anderton's trouser size now

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

not many people remember that anderton was england's best player in that tournament- strange but true

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

heard he's renting out his face for children to go out on the river in

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Saw him play for Wolves first time we came to the KC Stadium and I swear you could've seen him from the moon

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Like the dude needed a sweet touch cos he def wasn't running anywhere

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously the fuckin head on that
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00083/darren-anderton_83900s.jpg

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

bet you he *couldn't* close that fucking zip fully

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't realise he had a job as a Littlewood's model.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

littlewoods SCALE model.... of a CANOE

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Blokes, I got a TOYOTA COROLLA. Chuckin' burnouts outside the pub!

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hatch ?

k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Nah, real men drive SEDANS.

gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_CUjhvg84A

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link


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