No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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i totally tried to do my hair like that once - it's kinda hard

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (nine years ago) link

ok looking at skimpily-clad women is more painful than I'd like it to be - I'm out, lads

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:56 (nine years ago) link

TRY BEING MARRIED SUNSHINE

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (nine years ago) link

nah, peace out bro x x

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:57 (nine years ago) link

how did you guys feel about the nude male wrestling scene in "A Woman in Love"?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (nine years ago) link

think lj just failed the gender test?

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (nine years ago) link

have a beer for me, pal

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01gGEIB9z4

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (nine years ago) link

FUCKEN PSYCHED

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (nine years ago) link

like do you identify more with Alan Bates or Oliver Reed?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:59 (nine years ago) link

A night of vigorous ball scratching ahead for that "LJ" fellow, you can be sureof that in this thread.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (nine years ago) link

Check out this sweet train set, guys

http://www.brandondufau.com/archives/Train%20set%202.jpg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:01 (nine years ago) link

my sister's godfather was super into model railways

got divorced

MORAL

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:03 (nine years ago) link

the neighbor whose house shares a fence w/my parents' backyard has a model trainset that one could ride around on in his backyard - i was kinda jealous

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:05 (nine years ago) link

this isn't a very males only thread

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:06 (nine years ago) link

the neighbor whose house shares a fence w/my parents' backyard has a model trainset that one could ride around on in his backyard

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:06 (nine years ago) link

like do you identify more with Alan Bates or Oliver Reed?

And to whom, one wonders, was Bates' mail adressed when he was a child?

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:07 (nine years ago) link

sarahel, is it wrong to imagine you presently wearing mannish clothes while you post on an ostensibly guys-only thread?

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:08 (nine years ago) link

Comedy indie 'tache I suspect.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:10 (nine years ago) link

i think if a guy was wearing what i'm currently wearing ... well, he probably wouldn't want to

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:11 (nine years ago) link

OK now you're just messing with us.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:11 (nine years ago) link

now i am?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

I don't do jeggings tho tbf

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

what are jeggings?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

Oh, I dunno, sometimes a bustle is just thing for the line of a dress.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

hip new chillwave band iirc

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/2009/01/02/jeggings.jpg

Jeans/leggings crossover

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:13 (nine years ago) link

Very occasionally - once, in my experience - devastating but mostly a huge mistake

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:13 (nine years ago) link

I do not like that girl's shoes at all.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:14 (nine years ago) link

wait so are those stretch denim?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:15 (nine years ago) link

THAT'S FAR ENOUGH, SISTER

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:15 (nine years ago) link

As I have matured into a dirty old man, I have decided I no longer care what the girls wear, since I'm only objectifying them naked, anyway.

That said, Gravel is quite right.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:16 (nine years ago) link

I didn't think there were meant to be any good threads on COGH.

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:16 (nine years ago) link

do they have side zippers? those things are horrible.

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:16 (nine years ago) link

The worst is the ones where it's not spandex, stretchy denim at all, but merely a print of denim on leggings. I don't why but I find those extremely sad.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:18 (nine years ago) link

know
^

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:19 (nine years ago) link

Leggings are mostly pretty ugly anyway imo

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:19 (nine years ago) link

faux denim print is really horrible

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:19 (nine years ago) link

I'm not entirely against leggings, hose, stockings, etc., but there's something so flagrantly sham about jeggings that makes me sigh and not in a good way.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:21 (nine years ago) link

so ... Batman vs. Spiderman, which would win in a fight?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:21 (nine years ago) link

Who gives a monkey's?

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:22 (nine years ago) link

god - i can't believe i'm still not banned from this "MALES ONLY" thread

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:22 (nine years ago) link

Lax moderation imo

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:22 (nine years ago) link

Also, jeggings always seem to be on girls lacking in self-confidence who are trying way too hard appearance-wise, so maybe that's why I find them sad; the line between sexy and tawdry being well behind the wearer.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:23 (nine years ago) link

oh they're totally trashy

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:24 (nine years ago) link

As I say, I've only known one woman who wore them well.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:24 (nine years ago) link

your mom?

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:24 (nine years ago) link

Nah, his mom looks terrible in jeggings.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:25 (nine years ago) link

My mother's a saint, how dare you?

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:25 (nine years ago) link

Great, now I have an image of a whole monastery full of jeggings-clad nuns stuck in my head.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:27 (nine years ago) link

It's easy to blame the dark, the mouth of a door.

pplains, Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:15 (eight months ago) link

through a chink too wide there comes in no wonder

(or any other type of bread)

topical mlady (darraghmac), Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:26 (eight months ago) link

listen julia child maybe you're into cupcakes and casseroles, but a steak and peas can both be cooked on the stovetop

calumy (rip van wanko), Sunday, 20 January 2019 01:55 (eight months ago) link

this cunt of a thing came off in my hands at two hundred twenty degrees celsius on saturday

ill get new hinges, one last shot at glory

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:47 (eight months ago) link

get in a professional for the love of god

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:13 (eight months ago) link

sorry did u click on the wrong thread or

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:26 (eight months ago) link

give it a go, fella!!

Marie Kondo Rock (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:50 (eight months ago) link

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:53 (eight months ago) link

tried adding washers at various points around the hinges tonight for a few hours but only succeeded in knackering the lock tab on left hinge while tryin to force it

ordered new hinges fifty quid the pair delivered not too bad rly

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:04 (eight months ago) link

the bake element in our oven shorted out with an unexpected fireworks display ... I am now waiting for delivery of the replacement part

Brad C., Monday, 4 February 2019 15:44 (eight months ago) link

best wishes brad

hinges arrived an hour ago, door is now freshly-hung. couldnt have gone on and in much more smoothly but im still paranoid theres too much of a gap at top (tho its now definitely straighter and tighter than before)

currently checking how long it takes to go from 0 to 190 anything less than 15 mins ill take as success

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:37 (eight months ago) link

12 mins oh get in you beauty

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:44 (eight months ago) link

Freshly-hung, eh?

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 February 2019 15:05 (eight months ago) link

lookit i knew the lower orders would aha latch aha onto that but its le mot juste and i wont stoop to defending it

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2019 15:14 (eight months ago) link


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