this thread needs the bonsai treatment imo
― sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link
It's a romantic idea, this aspie boyfriend thing, but I watched the show on tv a few times before I met you and understood the premise well enough then.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
it happened dro
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
LOVE THIS
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i was joking that it was u bryce. bc u had been mentioned unwarranted on thread b4
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
huh?
*shrug*
― sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Heard last night that Drunky McDrunkenstein went to Vegas with friends a couple of weeks ago, didn't come back to the room 3 of 4 nights and on the one night she did drunkenly wet the bed (that she was sharing with the girl who related this story).
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh that's the worst. Drunk bed wetters, I mean. I had someone I was sharing a bed with do that once. It was pretty awkward.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
same here :( (ex who was alco) I slept on the couch in horror and next morning he was all "why are you out here?" and had no idea wtf he'd done. Ugh.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean I guess it could be worse and you could wake up in something like the shit scene with Spud which would have to be one of the most horrifying things ever.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I meant to say shit scene with Spud in Trainspotting, durr
there were some good shit/bathroom stories in the best quotable yore of ILX thread
― always be cozen (dayo), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link
There is nothing "good" about shit stories wtf.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link
except sexually
― gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I cannot condone breakup threads being hijacked by coprophiliacs.
― kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
D: CURTISSSS.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
prefer coprophiliacs to aspie jokes, tbh
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all a rich tapestry.
― kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
loooool
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link
The breakup thread is breaking up.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
we all make horribly malformed "jokes" sometimes
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I've got to keep up my reputation as the unfunniest funny person on ILX, see.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
oh that was actually about roxy's joke -
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Have You Ever Shit Your Pants?
― buzza, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link
And both of the things we were just talking about converge into one post.
Actually, someone else threatened to start a thread with that title, so I went ahead and did it for him.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link
CRUT YOU KILL ME
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
when you say you are going through a transitional phase do you mean you are transitioning into a butthole because that's what it looks like to me.
― peacocks, Thursday, 16 September 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
ask him if he's practicing teaching his butthole how to talk!
― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh. i guess these things happen.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't turn my butthole into a heart
― the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Monday, 20 September 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks Tyra!http://i52.tinypic.com/23sx3sx.jpg
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
595 people like this.
― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
dying here
wish i could turn my heart into anything else, really
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
don't worry it get's worse, then better, then worse, then better
― sarahel, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
― jeff, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:45 PM Bookmark
To paraphrase an ilxor's mother's ex-boyfriend, you can't make your heart turn into a face.
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
ex-husband rather, and if you have not read this thread, it may cheer you up a little. Read it when you feel like you want something of that sort:
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^ kind of sad but mostly lol
― markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, i was referencing that. will reread when i'm able to focus better. trying to find some good music to listen to but everything feels so cliche.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
thought i could cheer myself up and took my dog for a long walk earlier today. it was too hot for her and i had to carry her the whole way. it was pretty sad and pathetic. got really choked up thinking about how i figured that i'd have to deal with her dying at some point but the reality now is that i'll be gone and she's just going to forget about me.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Jeff, it gets a he'll of a lot better. I know when I've recently broken up, I feel antisocial and my world shrinks. Really, you have to force yourself to interact with family and friends, exercise some good habits, and go through the motions of a person who is functional. In my limited life experience, I'd say that acting like normal is the best thing to do. And when you can, go somewhere new and do something fun on your own, as a reminder you can.
― mh, Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
He'll -> hell
― mh, Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a bit of a setback thinking about my most recent ex this morning and it made me feel shitty to think I still really miss him a lot. We had a very close friendship we lost thanks to turning it into a relationship and then breaking up - we're still friends and still in touch but it'll never be the same, and sometimes I get so sad.
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, went thru this about a month ago. keep strong, lean on good friends for support.
― fakey (buzza), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
thanks dude. trayce, i feel you. for me, this is more about losing a best friend than just a girlfriend. i have other people to talk with but i don't think there is anyone who can truly comfort me. listening to promise ring and jimmy eat world now ffs.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry, that was meant to say "thanks dudes".
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
when there's such extant strength of feeling it never fails to bewilder and utterly sadden me that something can be torn so utterly asunder
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
you can still be friends, but it takes time and distance, and the friendship is different. and no, there really isn't anyone who can truly comfort you - distract you, yes, but you have to work through it by yourself, which is almost the worst part, because you feel lonelier.
― sarahel, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4qCmg4q7TQ0/S7_Bfuet3II/AAAAAAAAA4c/wLBOefXicuA/s400/Knapsack_Day_Three_Of_My_New_Life.jpg
lol had this on blast after my last breakup
― soda lake swame (Lamp), Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
might have to give that a spin soon. had completely forgotten about them.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link