Prince Albert Pujols, he reigneth

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The 28-year-old first baseman

Stop right there.

Leee, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Proof that Gary Cohen of the Mets crew, admittedly a very good play-by-play man, is overpraised: He too said last night that Ludwick is having a better year than Pujols.

The War Against Counting Stats will take another generation to win.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Justin (Chicago): So we really do believe that Pujols was actually born in 1980 still?

Rob Neyer: (12:51 PM ET ) Given that he's showed no real aging pattern at all, I'm beginning to wonder if he's not an immortal, like Thor or Hercules.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

so is he the best player on his team yet

ciderpress, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

jeez, even SUTCLIFFE said last night Pujols shd be MVP. (and cited OBP & SLUG; millennium arrives)

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 September 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Motherfuckers that give Howard 1st place votes should be banned from life.

THAT'S RIGHT I SAID MOTHERFUCKERS -- THIS TIME IT COUNTS

David R., Thursday, 18 September 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

they need to enact a sportswriter pogrom if pujols gets anything less than 100% of the 1st place votes

cankles, Thursday, 18 September 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Walking across the clubhouse to his locker, Manny Ramirez literally went out of his way to say that he didn't deserve to be the NL most valuable player and that Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals did. "I voted for Pujols," Ramirez said.

ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

But not before threatening to eat the heads of all his teammates' children.

Andy K, Thursday, 18 September 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

so the man gets a night off and his team - best record in baseball - proceeds to lose to the Nationals - with the worst record in baseball.

jusayin.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

^I started Pinero in vorppedminds. One earned run.

bela fregosi (brownie), Sunday, 3 May 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just blew out 'lectric lights a la Redford

Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Knocking out the "I" in "Big Mac" wasn't quite as cinematic as the Natural, but still impressive!

^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Friday, 22 May 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

MLB Network is not a movie

(The Natural isn't much of one, either)

Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

JESUS CHRIST

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 27 June 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

dont understand why they pitch to him

s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 June 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Me neither, but I'm glad they do.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 27 June 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

After opening the third inning with a fly out, Pujols returned to the Cardinals clubhouse to review video. There he predicted to assistant hitting coach Mike Aldrete that his next at-bat would ricochet off the yet-to-open Royals Hall of Fame behind the visitors bullpen in left field. “He didn’t say he might hit the Hall of Fame. He said he would hit the Hall of Fame,” Aldrete recalled . . . When Meche finally threw the pitch, Pujols swatted it some 423 feet off a Hall of Fame window.

johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 June 2009 01:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/JesseSanchezMLB/status/2367035793

CARDINALS ACQUIRE MARK DeROSA FROM INDIANS; REDBIRDS SEND CHRIS PEREZ & PLAYER-TO-BE-NAMED TO TRIBE...

Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Sunday, 28 June 2009 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

cubs fans will love that! would rather have lost Mott over Perez :/

bnw, Sunday, 28 June 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

this fucking guy.

spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Thursday, 2 July 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

they can give him the mvp already

rembrandt what (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

you could rearrange the seasons of this guy's career in any order you'd want and they'd all look the same, this flat pattern of awesome.

spiritual giant Cubby Culbertson (omar little), Thursday, 2 July 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Three singles--that's how close Pujols is to an N.L. Triple Crown this morning. I got really caught up in Delgado's bid in 2000, and in the end the only thing he led the league in was doubles. (He finished with a little more or a little less than 90% of the league-leading total in each of the TC categories.) I was six when McClain won 30--I know that won't happen again unless the game profoundly changes. Dimaggio's streak, all but impossible; .400, maybe. I've always believed there'll be another TC, though. How do people assess Pujols' chances?

clemenza, Thursday, 2 July 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

sorta buy in 2 the argument from earlier in the season that theres not enough around him 4 giant RBI #s (tho i guess now w/ derosa [who is hurt?] & a non-pitcher batting 9th maybe im wrong)...idk it'd be interesting to see the stats of his # of ABs w/ RISP vs. say Prince Fielder

~also his IBB #s may start to take off...noticed SF walked him in the 1st inning yesterday

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

all depends on Wright. Wright is obv off the juice this year, his isoP is about 50% of his career average but he's still hitting for average.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

worst troll yet.

btw guys, it's Suggest Ban Shasta Day.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

D Wright, NYM 3B
Miscellaneous Batting
SEASON IsoP
2004 NYM .232
2005 NYM .217
2006 NYM .220
2007 NYM .222
2008 NYM .232
2009 NYM .153
Total -- .217

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Albert Pujols
SEASON TEAM IsoP
2001 StL 0.281
2002 StL 0.247
2003 StL 0.308
2004 StL 0.326
2005 StL 0.279
2006 StL 0.340
2007 StL 0.241
2008 StL 0.238

― Steve Shasta, Friday, May 16, 2008 11:25 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

bnw, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

JUST LOOK AT HIS IhoP, PEOPLE! LOOK AT IT!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

bnw there was another post you must have missed that had pujols best isoP season <<< than bonds final season.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i44.tinypic.com/2e54c40.gif

bnw, Thursday, 2 July 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

get back to me in September, Trollbot. With DW's ROAD numbers.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 July 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

WALK HIM

a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

worst troll yet.

btw guys, it's Suggest Ban Shasta Day.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, July 2, 2009 10:23 AM (Yesterday)

oh the irony ;_;

Nabisco™ (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

bases loaded, 3 run lead and you pitch to Albert = GO CRY WITH MARK PRIOR DUSTY LOL

bnw, Saturday, 4 July 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

O_O

heave imho (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

This just made my night! Is he back in the league lead for RBI's now? *checks*

ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN (Z S), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

WELL?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol rbis

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I got sidetracked by pizza time. It appears that Prince Albert Pujols er reigneth

ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN (Z S), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link

wau espn just ran a stat...alb w/ bases loaded is 7-9, 5 HR, 2.444 slg this year

8080's and internet break (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

still hasn't been walked with the bases loaded...

bnw, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

rockin' his tongue sneer tonight too :P

bnw, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Good lord, even off the bench he's unstoppable.

OLIGARHY (Z S), Sunday, 6 September 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

He wasn't far off. A few years ago, I tried to come up with a quick and easy method of ranking post-Yastrzemski Triple Crown bids. I'll just link to the piece rather than try to describe it here. By my estimation, Pujols edged ahead of Larry Walker's 1997 season for the seventh-closest run at a Triple Crown since Yaz. The top seven: 1. Dick Allen ('72), 2. George Foster ('77), 3. Jim Rice ('78), 4. Mike Schmidt ('81), 5. Dante Bichette ('95), 6. Willie McCovey ('69), 7. Pujols ('09). He came up 9 hits and 6 RBIs short.

clemenza, Monday, 5 October 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

185 assists, a record.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4531189

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 October 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Oops--the link didn't work.

clemenza, Monday, 5 October 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, once more with feeling: http://phildellio.tripod.com/carlos.html. If that doesn't take, I give up.

clemenza, Monday, 5 October 2009 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link


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