Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

how about I lock THIS thread, change that thread title to "tehresa and the noise friends!," and then go have a cigarette and ban both of you sitewide if this childish petty bullshit is still on when I come back?

-- TOMBOT, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:11 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yes!

I'm quitting this board until my fiancee starts posting again and you can all go fuck yourselves especially the ones I hate.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:02 AM (3 years ago)

god, where IS that long tombot indictment of kate from?

"what prescription medicine do you take" or summat like that

Is ADHD a real disorder?

hey dude, green is .390 in september so far. he didn't just "get hot" as the month is ten days from being over. so it seems just like with your pedro prognostications, you're wrong again.

-- hstencil, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:13 AM (1 week ago)

aw, you're so cuet, fattey :)
why don't you go off on an anti-polish rant, that is so adorable

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:21 AM (1 week ago)

i didn't state that he "just" got hot you pathetic hardman, go shill some lame-ass indie band, acne-scarred dolt.

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:26 AM (1 week ago)

your fucking poor self-esteem aggro bullshit is endearing to some, grow up and drop 75 pounds before you drown in a pool of your own bile

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:43 AM (1 week ago)

:))))))

lol drunken tirade

-- gershy, Friday, 21 September 2007 04:52 (3 days ago)

4:21 AM
4:26 AM
4:43 AM

looove elapsed time filled with anger

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43

How much to get that engraved on my ipod?

i have become what i most feared

you feared being hilarious??

How about fuck you grady you obsessive compulsive tranny bitch

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, September 8, 2007 6:50 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

i dont know if its worse to be ocd or a transvestite

some people just ain't cut out for HARDMAN status

oh go eat a fucking dick gershy

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Occupy your mouth elsewhere.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Gershy, I fucked up. It's no excuse, but I drank too much sake and had a shitty day at work. I apologize.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 11:33 PM (Yesterday)

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gershy what thread is that from?

the NSA pre 9/11 one

NSA domestic spying in place BEFORE 9/11

"I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would" is still. by far, the greatest line ever.

Macho macho man
He's got to be, a macho man

when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, we didn't really speak beyond "hello"

I met her and she was nice.

I met Jim and he wouldn't shut up about how much he loves The John Butler Trio.

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Not "semi-covertly", but under my own name. I often post on Guardian blogs. What's so weird about joining in a discussion we are encouraging? Intrigued to know we have a "hardon" for things rightwing as well. Hadn't noticed myself, but there you go. What would I know? Good to see you're as rational as ever, Dom, and not at all embittered about anything.

-- ithappens, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:41 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

-- Dom Passantino

That's what we like to call a own goal, fatboy.

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More plz

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

srsly, this is a moment of greatness.

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

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good work tonight

Ask Pleasant Plains

Dr C: INTERNET HARDMAN

"I wouldn't recommend it though."

I think it breaks some sort of guy code to call out another guy's girl like that. Where I grew up, you could get hurt for pulling shit like that. What a fucking idiot.

-- Bill Magill

ban nude spock

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago)

^^^
still funny

seriously he started a lot of decent threads, I have absolutely no idea why he never got the clue that his stalker shit was unwelcome in the PERMABAN sense. I mean the moron pissed off only like half a dozen people who are all typically okay with gerhsy/dom/etc - just saying, it takes a bit of effort to be that much of an asshole, and especially with warnings

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 14:29 (1 hour ago)

to whom does that refer

the poster

http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/megaman/Hard%20Man%20profile.png

hardman forward hardman pullup

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

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^^Tombot, yesterday.

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

"we don't know"

i think tombot is trying to lower his post count in order to pour some cold water on this out of control crush i obviously have on him

wtf

nm

does anybody have a good excuse for either of you to occupy my mind for the next three days

too late. hey kids, it's the weekend. get out of the house. maybe I will too.

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ILX needs an off button

what the hell is going on

BEAR PHOTOS FREE is going on

sarges be causin controversies all over the ilx

"This is how Nazi Germany started."

does anybody have a good excuse for either of you to occupy my mind for the next three days

-- chaki, Friday, May 2, 2008 2:24 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

too late. hey kids, it's the weekend. get out of the house. maybe I will too.

-- chaki, Friday, May 2, 2008 2:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

(no offense to chaki or tombot btw, I was just lolling at TOMBOT starting beefs with mild-mannered ringtone dudes)

you guys are going to learn, I think, that I'm the nicest mod you fucking have

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:22 (52 minutes ago) Link

is it miller time in your time zone? cause i would imagine that refreshing beer could help you forget the factthat you are a small-minded syphilitic degenerate with shit-for-brains and a huge mouth.

-- elan, Monday, December 31, 2007 8:39 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

May I suggest that you liberate your mind from the gutter, you insufferable cunt.

-- Trevor, Sunday, February 3, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

(4 months ago)

(6 years ago)

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you guys are going to learn, I think, that I'm the nicest mod you fucking have

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:22 (52 minutes ago) Link

im getting really tired of your idea that anyone gives a fuck about your posts and would give a shit if you got banned tomorrow

-- and what, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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what the hell is that

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You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

classic shit tonight

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real talk: spiralli's greatest hits would be pound-for-pound a lot of boring shit without a single idea you hadn't heard before about a thousand times

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:20 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

really really want RS to respond

You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whodat?

tuomas

tuomas on the batman thred

yeah it was tuomas on the batman thread having an argument with spiralli's mom who I think is hot but enrique said was wearing too much makeup

plus as it turns out she's going out with dom and luna is her sister

on top of that spiralli himself was in the room when jagger murdered ghost rider with chaki's kitchen knife, and wouldn't you know