KISS: I mean,....why?

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Anyone who can play a seven note solo while doing a forward role dressed in riduclous papier-mache gladiator costume and glitter, during a song called I Love It Loud, before enormous connons let loose on either side of the sage, as a bass player with an absurdly long tongue leers at the teenies in the front row, more than deserves the monniker Star Child. And they wrote a song with the immortal lyrics: "Whoa, whoa whoa, Lick it up... It's only right now." What else do you need to know man?

RogerFascist, Friday, 30 August 2002 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Excuse me, do yo have the new Depeche Mode album?"
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!"

..sorry - I find Kids in the Hall much more entertaining than Kiss.

dave (Dave225), Friday, 30 August 2002 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm 93 and yr all 16

dave q, Friday, 30 August 2002 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kiss = The Eagles. Think about it....

I did. Kiss don't have a "Hotel California". Kiss wins.

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 30 August 2002 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...
it's all about this ...

http://www.notoart.com/joker.JPG

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
i mean,....WHY NOT?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 08:54 (twenty years ago) link

Eisbar, you're not answering the question. I wasn't asking why they exist, but why they feel obligated to milk their fans dry with endless compilations?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

Meanwhile, the Kids in the Hall have only released one season on DVD.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

KISS is the Star Trek of rock.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

Meanwhile, the Kids in the Hall have only released one season on DVD.

And doesn't that suck out loud? To be fair, they also have the reunion disc, Same Guys, New Dresses (or something), but who needs that, really?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
KISS = the eagles

I have this theory that Ace Frehley, Steve Miller, and Joe Walsh were actually the same person. Think about that!

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 10:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"Speedin' Back to My Baby" vs "Fly Like an Eagle" vs "Life in the Fast Lane" vs the state troopers of America. OMG no time to turn!!

dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Ace Frehley is actually Joan Jett. FACT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha.

A friend of mine is a huge Kiss fan. He told me they even have Kiss caskets you can buy.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Dimebag was buried in one

dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

This is a great film script! Steve Miller crawls inside Joe Walsh's head (via a 7&1/2 floor whole in the wall hidden behind a filing cabinet) and then Joe Walsh climes aboard Ace Frehley's rocket ship... and they are beamed down to Earth as one person, teaming up with Anton Fig to cut the Ace solo. Then they all dress up in drag to tour as Joan Jett. Now, what to call the movie?

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

high like an eagle

im the kind of guy... (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

No idea about his real-life history, but Paul Stanley has been a seriously wholesome dude on Twitter.

peace, man, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

A truly bright spot!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

From UMG (Universal Music Group) enewsletter, and reposted from Rolling Reissues:
KISS

Off the Soundboard

Recorded in Japan in 2001, this marks the first in a series of upcoming live releases by the band, and will be pressed on exclusive 3LP crystal clear vinyl with bone swirl, plus 3LP black vinyl, 2CD & digital. Out 6/11

dow, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

Paul's stage banter bootleg is the only genuine art created by Kiss

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 23:31 (two years ago) link

Other evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wxWIVQeQic

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 April 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

ah yes... lasers

brimstead, Thursday, 29 April 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link

I’m totally down with alive, tbh. especially the version of “she”

brimstead, Thursday, 29 April 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link


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