Here are a few suggestions for possible responses for when one of them annoying fellas tries to force yet another free fucking newspaper on you with the words 'But it's free!!!!'

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Ask for 135 copies, then see if they're still so keen.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 7 September 2006 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"I think we have a special bond already - do you feel it too?"

― Teh littlest HoBBo (the pirate king), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

And my own personal favourite (although I'm yet to try it out myself): So's my choice NOT to take your piece of shit free newspaper, you overzealous purple-t-shirted fucking fuckwitted TWAT!!!

I actually felt sorry for the poor woman on Bishopsgate I saw the other evening loaded down with her London Lites who looked like she was completely aware of the TWATishness of her purple outfit and silly hat.

― Venga (Venga), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"You get what you pay for!"

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i got given the london lite thingie and then further down the road another guy wanted to give me the other londonwhatsit, and i was handing him the london lite and was like "erm, swap?" to him but he didn't look impressed.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 7 September 2006 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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