HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONIMO

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We need reports on being vey drunk.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 11 June 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

С днем рождения, Онимо!

scotstvo (scotstvo), Saturday, 11 June 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I ended up at a houseparty with a bunch of drunk women singing Meatloaf songs at full volume (and zero tune) at 3 o'clock in the morning. I couldn't get out of bed until nearly 4pm. "Very drunk" just about covers it. I think I may have been dancing to Madness at one point.

I've been playing with my cappuccino maker since then and I'm now caffeined up and ready for more. Chinese meal with the family then more beer to follow.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
Bumpity bump!

http://gourmettouchbakery.com/gallery/albums/birthday/Gerry_s_Birthday_web.thumb.jpg

Happy Birthday!! I will see you later and buy you BEER!

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 June 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Here is your present.

http://www.birreonline.net/Pagine/Sottobicchieri/quadrati/Carling.fronte.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, Happy Birthday Pwnimo!

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

MMM beers. I'm aiming to be in your neck of the woods by 1pm ailsa, txt me what pub you're in.

Cheers melton - I'm getting wifi sorted and I'll coming visit you on AC :)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 10 June 2006 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Neil won't be home from work until about half-twelve, so about 1 o'clock is earliest I will be in Paisley (though if he isn't home by half-twelve I might just go and get a bus to make sure). If I was clever (which I'm not) and organised (which I'm also not), I could have arranged for him to pick you up since he is currently in your neck of the woods. D'oh.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'll coming visit you" WTF I am foreign.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Have the final Lost disc as a birthday present then.

WHY I NEVER REMEMBER DATES?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a new espresso/cappuccino maker.

So how is it? I'm jealous and want one too!

Anyhoooo Happy Birthday!

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, man!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:38 (seventeen years ago) link

So how is it?

Mostly underused, but it is good when you can be bothered making the effort to avoid instant.

Thanks for birthday wishes everyone!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 10 June 2006 08:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Mostly underused, but it is good when you can be bothered making the effort to avoid instant.

Haha, there's an entire thread on I Love Cooking about this.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:16 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FACEMASTER O!

teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sabkha.com/pics/beer.jpg

happy birthday! have a thoroughly top one. see you in a PUB for BEER before too long, i hope.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Have those beers been poured by the cheerful new barman in Paisley's finest bargain basement pub? They have the worst heads ever. Are they even real? They look like they been made from plasticine and ice cream.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the absolute absurdity of them i find so tasty :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 10 June 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy birthday Onimo!

scotstvo (scotstvo), Saturday, 10 June 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hurrah the Onimo, the best no-longer-looks-a-goth-but-is-one-at-heart I know! I salute yer fine taste. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

happy birthday ilx twin onimo!

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UND

Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

HBO! (I have never met you but people seem to think you are a good sort :))

Lara (Lara), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks everyone.

And thanks to ailsa and mr ailsa for drinkies and drinkies and food (with hairs! bleurgh) and more drinkies.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy Birthday Mr O. I made it just in time.

Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

hope you had a good one! xxx

jed_ (jed), Sunday, 11 June 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy belated birthday, Onimo! I hope you were watching the footie somewhere you could hear the comment about the great big banana.

Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 12 June 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hope you had a happy birthday!

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Jog on.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

(This is early, I know, but otherwise I will be late)

Happy birthday mate. I hope someone keeps you entertained with hairy food and lots of beer for the day. I shall maybe buy you some beer next week sometime, probably.

ailsa, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

WAHEY! HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

grimly fiendish, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday!

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

hope you have a happy birthday!

RJG, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Rah to the Onimo and his gothy ways!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthay Onimo, fello (old burnt out ex) goth, Dalis Car fan and SUPER last.fm compatibilityman! (Is that a word? It is now). Wahey!

Trayce, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday onimo!

estela, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh, early thread - I'm not old until Sunday! Thanks everyone. I am planning sensible family bbq* on Sunday if the weather holds.

36 still counts as mid 30s, yes?

*okay burnt meat and beer

onimo, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey youre only 3 months younger than me! :)

Trayce, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

happppy birthday!

stet, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

You are a cock. But HB anyway.

aldo, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Hooray! Feliz Cumpleanos!

http://www.angelfire.com/ex/bhm/cowboy_up_flames.jpg

Ms Misery, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Aldo is probably right; you are a cock. But a huge, lovable, cuddly cock (not in a gay way, unless that is what is floating your boat - Johnny Depp!).

Happy early birthday, me old mucker.

Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birfday Onimo!
and many more!

Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday!

Ronan, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

YO G HB!!!11

g-kit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday.

treefell, Saturday, 9 June 2007 12:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday!!

Michael White, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday Mr. Onimo sir!

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 9 June 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Have a hoppy birthday!

http://www.monkeybriefs.com/uploads/62weird-bunny.JPG

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 9 June 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy birthday for tomorrow Onimo! Sunday barbecue beers are the best beers.

Archel, Saturday, 9 June 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Mercifully Release Birthday Cake rocks! Thanks! It's been a shit couple of weeks but tonight I'm determined to officially cheer up and enjoy myself.

onimo, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Merciful*

onimo, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 11:35 (fifteen years ago) link

happy birthday

treefell, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 11:50 (fifteen years ago) link

HB O!

g-kit, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

HD BO LOLOLOL Nah seriously, HBDO!

hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday!

Michael White, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday! Will you be onimoed tomorrow?

aimurchie, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Happy birthday!

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

(or today, rather:))

aimurchie, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

What, is it that time of year AGAIN?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/3526808443_78cebfb2a8.jpg

ailsa, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been craving cake. Why are my birthdaying friends SO FAR AWAY????
Happy Birthday!

Beth Parker, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cassyscakes.co.uk/images/huddle.jpg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

just pretend your name is bobby (and youre 30 again)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Happy birthday, sir.

treefell, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link

enjoy!

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2004/2254186297_d4e72ebd01.jpg?v=0

4 realz, yo. HBD, O. \o/ x

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Ayyyy HB

what u arrestin me for, innit (╓abies), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks guys!

Thirty fucking eight! Not liking the sound of that at all but whaddayagonnado?

Being the sad old goth I am I got a sad old goth box set for my b'day.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ys0QcEXaL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AULD FUCKER ... I'M SHOUTING AND TYPING VERY SLOWLY SO YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER THE ADVANCING YEARS.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ADVANCING BEERS YOU SAY? YES PLEASE!

go and put your f'kin torn jeans on (onimo), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Dammit I want cake now.

HB GER

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Happy birthday!

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Here's wishing you a very happy birthday.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday!

StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Hamster Bumday, guy!

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yay ilx birthday twin!

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Geeeeronimo!

have a good day dude

Don't look at the finger (Ste), Thursday, 10 June 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Have a great birthday.

If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Try and enjoy your birthday, even though that bloke off BB has knocked you off King Eyebrow.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Thursday, 10 June 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Happy birthday!

treefell, Thursday, 10 June 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link


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