TOP SECRET: da troof

oh, you started it haha

i was hoping this thread would be aboe the movie :(

i would watch OBOE: THE MOVIE

only if it starred val kilmer

how can blindly ignore the truth? OPEN YOU'RE EYES

In UFOs Over the Americas [Coral Lorenzen] devotes a full chapter to an interview with a witness in Lima, Peru who claimed an extraordinary UFO encounter back in 1947. The witness, identified only as Mr. C.A.V., was interviewed by APRO investigator Richard Greenwell on October 4, 1967–twenty years after the event. He came upon a grounded shiny disk on a highway outside of Lima one night, and when he approached it on foot, he was met by two incredible amoeba-like creatures. They looked like bananas joined together. Their skin was sandy-colored with a towel-like texture, and they were about five feet, five inches tall. A voice came at him “as if it came from a speaker,” addressing him in English, a language he could understand. The voice told him that the creatures were sexless and they demonstrated by suddenly dividing themselves like amoebae. After conducting him on a rather quick tour of the rather barren interior of the flying saucer, they departed. One of the significant details is the fact that the man felt a loss of volition. “I was in a state where I was not under my own command” he said.

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