How does it feel to have your buthole fucked?

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I'm still grossed out, too.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Xmas vs bumsex C/D? (ie, is giving better than receiving?)

PS - Colin - Becky might be 40 yr old fat married guy but does good impression of teeny txter. Or maybe he does a good impression of a 40 yr old married guy sounding like what 40 year old married guys sound like when trying to impersonate a teeny txter...

I'll stop before I disappear up my own mis en abyme...

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

The amount of pathos in this sentence is astonishing, all things considering.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

It certainly brought a tear to my eye.

L'Esprit L'Escalier (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Colon, do You ever stop to wonder why You want to *believe* I must be some married fat guy?!?!?! My gaydar alert is going beep beep and is also glowing red pointing towards Colon.I think Colon is gay as gay can be,and he needs some source of ventilation, be it a sweet ikkle girl like me *boo-hoo*

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're offering Colin ventilation? Is that a euphemism?

alix (alix), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://haxor.slashgod.net/albums/diediedie/aal.jpg

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

This Colin wants some ventilation as well.

Colin Saunders (csaunders), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Have you ever tried to stuff one of those shits back up in there'

Graf - "I saw you take that shit, now put it back"

dave q, Monday, 27 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

lol you guys are too much!

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Married fat guy, people. Don't believe a word.

No, she acts exactly like just about every 14 or 15 year old girl I've ever met online.

Wait, I know how to tell! Becky, write us a short sex scene.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

also is better because you don't have to worry about your facial expressions. [i like the lights on]

thuddd (thuddd), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have no shame. I have talked about masturbation and groupies and DDB's lying in my bed moaning today, so I will bite and feed the troll, or curious person as it may be.

For men, there is a gland near the anus which makes anal sex extremely pleasurable. Boyfriends I've had (heh) have described it as like "being fucked from the inside".

Women lack this gland, therefore there's no specific *sexual* pleasure. Without lubrication, it hurts like hell. With adequate lubrication and for short durations, well, it's not specifically *unpleasant* but it really depends on how pleasurable you find taking a long, satisfying dump. I don't think that it's something I would ever specifically seek out by choice, but some men get *such* jollies from it that I would feel mean if I were to deny a boy I really fancied exactly what it was that turned his crank.

But use lots of lubrication. And a condom. Just cause you can't get pregnant up there doesn't mean you can't get nasties. And have your man be careful with said condom, because it is somewhat tighter than yer usual vaginal experience.

There, was that clinical enough for ya? Any fat fourty year old men who have got their jollies from this post may leave the room now.

kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate? You don't have to be nasty...and who doesn't know about the prostate gland? I asked about the pain factor, not the pleasure factor.Get it right next time.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christine.....Do You know what You just did? You just behaved like a 14-15 year old YOURSELF.Anyway-I posted this under the 'SEX' forum, not the 'If you post here, You will be insulted even though this is the sex forum where people can be as sexual and sexually descriptive as they want' forum.Grow up Christine.

becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

was that the sex scene?

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

B-b-but Kate answered about the pain factor! If you're going to be snarky you should bother reading the posts concerned.

All ILE sex threads have this pattern now where there's dancing around the subject for 20-30 posts before someone logs out and dives in (hello Dan!).

(Not that Kate logged out but to deny Mr Perry his opportunities seems cruel.)

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How was I nasty? Please tell me how I was nasty. I answered the question. I also addressed the pain issue quite early on: i.e. use lubrication and pain is not an issue. Don't read intended mood into a post where is none.

But, whatever...

kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've known women that say they really enjoy anal sex, so what gives if there's no 'actual' sexual pleasure from it (for girls anyway apparently)? is it the same as girls that say they get off from giving head?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

and becky for God's sake (that's right - GOD's sake) do it - your man will love you for it *ducks*

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Physical sexual pleasure is not the only kind of pleasure. There's mental pleasure. And some people *do* enjoy taking a dump. We all know people who spend hours in the toilet.

Pleasure from giving head... that's a whole nother story and a whole nother kettle of fish, the psychological aspects of that...

kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

every girl i've ever slept with has given up the ass cherry. it's kind of disconcerting actually.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's really funny the way that guys often say their reason for wanting to buttfuck girls is coz it's "somewhere no one else has been before" factor. When probably every girl who is actually likely to do it probably already has done it. (And probably surrendered their asscherry to Jess, by the sounds of it)

kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"now let's try what I like to call: dubplate style!"

honestly, how can they resist Jess's 'assetate'.

ok, I stop now.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

ive never fucked anyone in the ass

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Me neither.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Outhere Brothers to thread!

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"being fucked from the inside". That phrase reminds me of
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT100/T199/t19939ewmq3.jpg.
in some weird way.
Maybe in the year 3000 we will be able to shrink and genuinely fuck or be fucked from the inside. Whilst living underwater.

fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have personally always felt it would be pretty cool to crawl right up inside a 50 foot woman. But then there's the breathing issues. Perhaps with a snorkel. And not the ass- that would be ridiculous.

Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christine.....Do You know what You just did? You just behaved like a 14-15 year old YOURSELF.Anyway-I posted this under the 'SEX' forum, not the 'If you post here, You will be insulted even though this is the sex forum where people can be as sexual and sexually descriptive as they want' forum.Grow up Christine.

I wasn't trying to insult you and I'm sorry that you took it that way. Really. There's nothing wrong with acting like a 14 or 15 year old girl.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

unless you're a 40 year old man

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok that was cheap, I'm sorry

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think full scuba equipment would be the choice I would go for. Once I had managed this I would definetly end up telling my friends. Even if I had promised 50ft women I would keep crawling exploits private. It would be impossible not to tell.

fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

kate said "Women lack this gland, therefore there's no specific *sexual* pleasure."

it's true that prostates help but i think there is a little more to it than that.....it's not just mental, i guess is what i mean. the books+sites about it say basically 2 things. part of it is nerve endings, in other words butt nerves and cock+clit nerves are pretty similar. and part of it is g-spot stimulation. seemed ass-backwards to me too when i first read it, but it shows up over and over again in the literature. a couple of my (girl) friends who enjoy that kind of sex say yeah, g-spot is more or less the payoff for them. (they also say that if you're in the mood it's great and if you're not it's probably not going to work.) so the main thing is yeah, the prostate helps, but butt love -can- have some purely physical payoffs for girls too. some girls hate it, some tolerate it, some like it and some say they come better that way than any other. it just depends on the person and the situation, just like the rest of sex.

bubble tea, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

agree with bubble. some girls *do* find it pleasurable.


ahem.

That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh and to answer the question...sometimes good, once in a while great, most of the time i'm not quite in the mood. feels like it could potentially feel reallyreallyreallyreally great, but have not gotten past 'very nice'. it can feel like work sometimes.

(thanks that girl)

bubble tea, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've, on occasion, had shits that have greater circumference than most men's penises without any pain.

Oh my god, this is way too much information, no matter how true the comment might be.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 04:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks for the honest reply, Kate. I'm quite impressed with your description (and my S/O was cheering along as I read it aloud).

There is actually a fairly decent book on the subject available on Amazon - called "Anal Pleasure & Health: A Guide for Men and Women," and there are two "Ultimate Guide's" for men and women, too, (but I cannot vouch for them.)

The one suggestion I would like to add regards stretching the sphincter muslce (for men and women) - as one who has had it done the wrong way, if you're not stretched, then it hurts like hell. Start slowly with well-lubed fingers and take the time to make sure the muscle relaxes before moving to larger diameter objects. If there is trouble getting the muscle to relax, then try the stretching over a period of days - just teaching the muscle that it's okay to loosen up can be a challenge. I've had good luck with using the slim-line vibrators as a stretching device (the vibrations also seem to be soothing). However, A) cover the vibrator with a condom, always, and B) keep a good hold of the vibrator - those slim-lines can get sucked in rather fast, as they're slender, smooth, lubed, and so forth - going fishing for something like that isn't the most pleasant experience.

I'm actually not a big fan of being on the receiving end of anal sex, though am not opposed to anal sex play. I do, however, enjoy using a strap-on with male partners - closest I'll ever get to being able to get inside a man's body (I can't bring myself to ass fist a man - vaginal fisting of females is completely different). Anyway, it can be an incredibly intimate encounter, so long as everyone moves slowly (especially if it's one's first time). Don't be surprised to feel a bit, well, stretched for the next day or two, when you go to the bathroom - but your muscle will tighten again.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks for the honest reply, Kate. I'm quite impressed with your description (and my S/O was cheering along as I read it aloud).

There is actually a fairly decent book on the subject available on Amazon - called "Anal Pleasure & Health: A Guide for Men and Women," and there are two "Ultimate Guide's" for men and women, too, (but I cannot vouch for them.)

The one suggestion I would like to add regards stretching the sphincter muslce (for men and women) - as one who has had it done the wrong way, if you're not stretched, then it hurts like hell. Start slowly with well-lubed fingers and take the time to make sure the muscle relaxes before moving to larger diameter objects. If there is trouble getting the muscle to relax, then try the stretching over a period of days - just teaching the muscle that it's okay to loosen up can be a challenge. I've had good luck with using the slim-line vibrators as a stretching device (the vibrations also seem to be soothing). However, A) cover the vibrator with a condom, always, and B) keep a good hold of the vibrator - those slim-lines can get sucked in rather fast, as they're slender, smooth, lubed, and so forth - going fishing for something like that isn't the most pleasant experience.

And along that line of thought, you might want to seriously consider investing in a home enema kit, especially if either of you is squeamish - also, the feeling of anal sex after having an enema is strikingly different than having penetration without the enema - with, it seems that lots more nerves have been stimulated and are waiting for more attention.

I'm actually not a big fan of being on the receiving end of anal sex, though am not opposed to anal sex play. I do, however, enjoy using a strap-on with male partners - closest I'll ever get to being able to get inside a man's body (I can't bring myself to ass fist a man - vaginal fisting of females is completely different). Anyway, it can be an incredibly intimate encounter, so long as everyone moves slowly (especially if it's one's first time). Don't be surprised to feel a bit, well, stretched for the next day or two, when you go to the bathroom - but your muscle will tighten again.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

See, this has gone from "oh no!" to "best thread ever!" in the space of like four hours.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 07:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahaha "inserting message"

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is the greatest thread ever

Kiwi, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 07:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHAT ABOUT THE BLEEDING?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 07:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

if there is any, you really should be more gentle

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't enjoy anal intercourse. I used to be indifferent to it and when someone wanted to do it I'd say yes. Then one time someone was a little too forceful and it really hurt; since then, if I haven't said no to the proposition, I've done it and had flashbacks to that one bad experience.

This said, a finger up the ass during (or right before) orgasm is a marvelous, marvelous thing.

anon girl, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

In reference to bleeding:

A little, with no pain, is not too unusual or something to panic over - but lot sof blood or pain can signal something bad. For more information, please see:

http://www.gayhealth.com/iowa-robot/network/ask/?record=509

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 08:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

in my experience (not superextensive, but a fair amount, on both sides of the fence) there hasn't been any bleeding. you take it slow and safe and use a lot of lubricant and be really courteous and (this is important) KEEP THE LIGHTS ON so you can see what you're doing!

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 09:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

a finger up the ass

I've had this done a couple of times. There was nothing sexual about it tho. It was done by my GP to check to see if I had appendicitis. The second time I did have the condition, so tho I found the experiemce rather unpleasant in retrospect I'm glad he did it.

MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 09:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mark, I think the "during (or right before) orgasm" part that you trimmed out is pretty essential to the context here (unless you have a relationship with your GP we don't know about).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, a finger up the ass during a blow-job...

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Most of us wish she was your girlfriend, Mickey.

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

(only kidding, I just couldn't ignore the - and this is probably a little unfortunate considering the thread content - open goal)

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't get it

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You're a creep, is what he's trying to say.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

open goal and he still missed the shot

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex? do you guys wish for the best for me? i had no idea

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(p.s. not really interested in anal sex at all. just making dumb joke.)

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE BECKY LUCAS ACTUALLY WAS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO TROLLED ILX EVEN MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WITH REALLY GRAPHIC SEX THREADS. Jesus, Mickey, do keep up with your kind :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh sorry jaymc

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaahaha

a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex?
So that your line comes to an end?

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

poor mickey, whetstone to ILX's collective wit

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

projecting some?

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I just couldn't help myself when I saw the gaping opportunity for a cheap shot, but now I'm going to gently remove myself from this thread before something ruptures. Don't move!

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

it's like mickey is an a capella group and ilx is rolling 20 deep

tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

otm

becky lucas had a thread where s/he said s/he loved me for no apparent reason.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Apologies for the zinging and bashing.

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Stan, you're one of the last people on this forum I'd genuinely accuse of bearing any malice. :-)

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear diary, today I received a compliment on a thread about buttholes. (still, thanks!)

StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY YOU GAIS somewhere i posted that i found (don't know where, don't know why, anymore!) mrs. b3cky luc4s on another board talking with lol tolhurst about the problems of her sex life with her husband (the "nik" in her address, apparently).

it was like one of those dreams where someone you went to school with and the turtle-woman from the "true faith" video are butchering a rabbit in your bathroom and you're like "morning guys, can i brush my teeth a second? thx"

geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings
otm

No, no, no, it's O T F M. Sheesh, you people.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?

milo z (mlp), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

critique de la vie quotidienne (Haberdager), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

QED

Luke Slater (Alan Bean), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I know I know the answer to the original question, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Revive just because... Also because I've only been recently introduced to the B3cky Luc4s thread.

kv_nol, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Iwasn'tgointobe (Cozen) :S

RJG, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

see: I have, like, many gay friends on ILX

Stevie D, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?
-- milo z (mlp), Sunday, January 14, 2007 12:23 AM (4 months ago)

we are discovered

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Run Hoos, Drive your Steentrain away!

kv_nol, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

hay, that's a Bob Seger song!

kingfish, Saturday, 26 May 2007 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

The amount of pathos in this sentence is astonishing, all things considering.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:38 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link


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