thread to get over a breakup

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welcome back, cankles!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Bahahah :)

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

canks and BJO in competition for being most reformed in their new personas

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

no way is it cankles

markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

str8 up

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

sb works

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Daniel was making a bit of a lol.

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

indeed

markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

trayce is right.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

don't confuse him, Trayce

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

my real thought is that zorn_bond is that "lord custos epsilon" fellow.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

welcome back, lord custos!

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

don't derail the thread, everyone

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

fair enough; apologies.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lollin @ Daniel's posts tbh

markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

u cum bubbles, u

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I hadn't figured out ZBmp3's identity before it was practically spelled out in another thread. But now that I know - good to have you back, sweet ballet dancer.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

zbmp3 is ben b. bag, fools

also <3 tuomas's post there

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

also that person was bryce

― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 September 2010 06:32 (Yesterday)

this is fictioooooonnnnnnnn

and also making me giggle

bamcquern, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

bryce

it happened dro

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread needs the bonsai treatment imo

sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a romantic idea, this aspie boyfriend thing, but I watched the show on tv a few times before I met you and understood the premise well enough then.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

it happened dro

― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

LOVE THIS

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

i was joking that it was u bryce. bc u had been mentioned unwarranted on thread b4

proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

huh?

*shrug*

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Heard last night that Drunky McDrunkenstein went to Vegas with friends a couple of weeks ago, didn't come back to the room 3 of 4 nights and on the one night she did drunkenly wet the bed (that she was sharing with the girl who related this story).

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh that's the worst. Drunk bed wetters, I mean. I had someone I was sharing a bed with do that once. It was pretty awkward.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

same here :( (ex who was alco) I slept on the couch in horror and next morning he was all "why are you out here?" and had no idea wtf he'd done. Ugh.

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean I guess it could be worse and you could wake up in something like the shit scene with Spud which would have to be one of the most horrifying things ever.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oh I meant to say shit scene with Spud in Trainspotting, durr

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

there were some good shit/bathroom stories in the best quotable yore of ILX thread

always be cozen (dayo), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link

There is nothing "good" about shit stories wtf.

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:11 (thirteen years ago) link

except sexually

gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I cannot condone breakup threads being hijacked by coprophiliacs.

kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link

D: CURTISSSS.

queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link

prefer coprophiliacs to aspie jokes, tbh

sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

It's all a rich tapestry.

kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The breakup thread is breaking up.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

we all make horribly malformed "jokes" sometimes

sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I've got to keep up my reputation as the unfunniest funny person on ILX, see.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh that was actually about roxy's joke -

sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Have You Ever Shit Your Pants?

buzza, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:46 (thirteen years ago) link

And both of the things we were just talking about converge into one post.

Actually, someone else threatened to start a thread with that title, so I went ahead and did it for him.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 07:13 (thirteen years ago) link

CRUT YOU KILL ME

dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

when you say you are going through a transitional phase do you mean you are transitioning into a butthole because that's what it looks like to me.

peacocks, Thursday, 16 September 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ask him if he's practicing teaching his butthole how to talk!

sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh. i guess these things happen.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link


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