WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 3 September 2010 23:43 (seven years ago) Permalink


('_') (omar little), Saturday, 4 September 2010 00:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

Tuomas was pretty much responsible for making me break my monk's vow.

Eh? What did I do? Glad to see you back anyway!

Tuomas, Saturday, 4 September 2010 12:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...


gr8080, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:52 (six years ago) Permalink


homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 06:15 (six years ago) Permalink

That looks more like a stock photo for "miserable marriage" to me o_0

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 06:29 (six years ago) Permalink

do you toke this, man

― latebloomer, Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:45 (6 months ago)

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 16:17 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

how come you and sunny didnt do one of those

max, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Couldn't get the music rights from Melanie.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:35 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

So how did you and Dad meet?


Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:07 (six years ago) Permalink

cannot get over those photos of the couple fighting

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (six years ago) Permalink


the baby looks so uncomfortable

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Those came from a guy on an old private messageboard I used to frequent. That's his niece, and his post was "Um, be honest, what do y'all think of this?" And the responses were all "Kinda rapey, Jed."

I wasn't supposed to post it elsewhere, but it was too good not to share.

Y'all don't get Jed after me, though.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:30 (six years ago) Permalink

the "jah is my witness" one is a guy i went to HS with and when max posted it to his tumblr a non-ilx HS friend saw it and was all o_O

gr8080, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:46 (six years ago) Permalink


☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

i posted some of the rape wedding pics to tumblr too and then PP said they came from a private msg board so i took em down

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:56 (six years ago) Permalink

I mean, I don't care really if those get out. I think del griffith even found the original page they came from.

Just don't want to be frog gigged by Google, that's all.

отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:59 (six years ago) Permalink

gah wedding photography is the worst. the money you can wring out of people with some short DOF... ugh.

Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

the number of times friends have said to me after their wedding, "Our photographer was such an asshole... darn, we should've just given you all that money."

Kerm, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:03 (six years ago) Permalink

"frog gigged"......?

☂ (max), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:06 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...


Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

why would you throw good food

dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:09 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...


( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:16 (six years ago) Permalink


≝ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:41 (six years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...


pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:48 (five years ago) Permalink

ha, the hellokitty one is basically my little sister's dream-come-true wedding ceremony (she is 25 and engaged)

just1n3, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

a+ revive

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 20:39 (five years ago) Permalink

we found love in a photoshop layer

sleepingbag, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:41 (five years ago) Permalink



pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:54 (five years ago) Permalink

noodle vague?!

max, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:33 (five years ago) Permalink

five months pass...



A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.

After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.

"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."

With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:41 (five years ago) Permalink

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without an attention seeking dickhead."

Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Second word was all I needed to explain the rest of the article.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:17 (five years ago) Permalink

what a creep

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Holy fucking shite

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:34 (five years ago) Permalink


these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (five years ago) Permalink

He should make an annual thing of it

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Too young an exposure to Harold & Maude messes people up.

ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:12 (five years ago) Permalink

he should have waited until after the funeral to make sure that she wouldn't move on within the next 5 years

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:31 (five years ago) Permalink

"PS in case it's not clear I have have the means to make you a very happy woman for the rest of your life, or you could have an 'accident' right here right now"

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:44 (five years ago) Permalink

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