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"I'm just going to Tar-jay..."
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Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Being in the upper midwest, we've had Target since I was a small child and a number of Target stores, nicknamed by side of town:

Tar-jay
Targhetto
Targentino

Now there are a few Super Target stores in the suburbs and I have no idea wtf to call them

mh, Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.

this is why the word "vajayjay" will be funny to me for the rest of my life

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

"I'm stopping at the Super Va-Jay-Jay on my way home from work. Anyone need anything?"

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo

FOREVER

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO89J6ouwgE

kind of undeniable once it gets going

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Super Va-Jay-Jay

Sounds like a 16 bit games console.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Or a video game, 'Super Va-Jay-Jay Bros.'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Martha Quinn: Groundbreaking Va-Jay-Jay

A Chart Hit of Some Sort (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

that must hurt

feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"Stuffin' Martha's Va-Jay-Jay"

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of undeniable once it gets going

otm

blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/physician-calls-for-an-end-to-bikini-waxing-8008628.html

“It is time to declare a truce in the war on pubic hair and allow it to stay right where it belongs.”

dell (del), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

that is not actually a truce tbh

mookieproof, Monday, 6 August 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

truce would be shaving one side

your native bacon (mh), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

that article is hair-raising!

the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe ilx user tmi_friday no longer exists in the database

buzza, Monday, 6 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

ten months pass...

I am female and I do the landing strip thing 0
I am female and I shave/wax the lot 0

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b38666fe18a651c629984706177def67/tumblr_mnm0u2PRia1rhua56o1_500.gif

Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link

3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is “vulva.”

4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?

lmfao

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

In the pubic interest, so that others can avoid my mistake:

DIY brazilian decidedly NOT a good idea.

quincie, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

let's have a look.

dylannn, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

tmi_friday is a great username

flopson, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

xp dude!

how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

In about 75% unrelated news, I started shaving my head again this weekend and got to wondering whether it would be easier just to wax my scalp. Youtube has convinced me otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EeOJzHj302Y

how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

the real answer is to never get a haircut

markers, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link

sorry about yr cookie xps

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link

this too shall pass. not without much hilarity from spouse, mind you.

quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

For the record I think a basic bikini wax is a reasonable DIY objective for the waxing-experienced, of which I am one. News flash: legs do not equal labia.

quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

too true

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link

Eeek.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2nJSFvzss

i too went to college (silby), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

recently, I've let things go to a point that the thick dark hairs have reached down towards the testicles in a way I haven't experienced for 20 years. Looks good in the mirror.

I don't have a youtube like the one above, so you'll have to just imagine my protective groin wings.

Zachary Taylor, Friday, 16 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link

eight years pass...

I’m not sure if this is an appropriate tweet but In the sixties some of the models shaved their minges. I always thought it was a turn off I always liked women to look ‘au naturel’

— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) December 2, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link

I was talking about *what* upthread? In public?

And I'd do it all again. In public.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

a huge ever growing pulsating vadge that rules from the centre of the undergrowth

― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:04 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

what was I. what were we all

imago, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link

It was a hornier time.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 4 December 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link


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