If anything is shit-soaked, I'm out.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
My wife uses "labs" all the time, often in the phrase "slurp my labs" or simply "slurp 'em". She coined this as a female version of "eat my balls".
Also a big fan of "pissflaps".
― koch-o brovaz (joygoat), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link
That is a little too close to "meat curtains" imo.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
that reminds me of the time i was at a pub called the j0hn curt1n hotel and they had burgers called 'curt1n beef burgers' and i was briefly amused in a puerile sort of way at the missed opportunity
― do you know sixty (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
often in the phrase "slurp my labs"
Hmmm... black or yellow?
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Chocolate?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
(I guess a Shit-Soaked Cuntbird's beak will work.)
You get two more guesses.
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I read this as "You get two more wishes" and thought, "I wasted one on a bird?" (It's probably a nice bird and all that if you could get the shit washed off of it, but....)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought it was on this thread but I guess not. I hate vajayjay so so much. A girl I was in grad school with used it all the time in class and we were studying women's health. It used to piss me off so much and I can't believe none of the professors ever called her out on it although you could see some of them cringe. It also doesn't help that when I read it I hear it inside my head in an Oprah voice. That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
"I'm just going to Tar-jay..."http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/HyacinthBucket.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Being in the upper midwest, we've had Target since I was a small child and a number of Target stores, nicknamed by side of town:
Tar-jayTarghettoTargentino
Now there are a few Super Target stores in the suburbs and I have no idea wtf to call them
― mh, Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
That said, her "My vajayjay is paining me" thing was pretty funny at the time.
this is why the word "vajayjay" will be funny to me for the rest of my life
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"I'm stopping at the Super Va-Jay-Jay on my way home from work. Anyone need anything?"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxm-SO6Vdo
FOREVER
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO89J6ouwgE
kind of undeniable once it gets going
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Super Va-Jay-Jay
Sounds like a 16 bit games console.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 2 September 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Or a video game, 'Super Va-Jay-Jay Bros.'
Martha Quinn: Groundbreaking Va-Jay-Jay
― A Chart Hit of Some Sort (Eazy), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
that must hurt
― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Thursday, 2 September 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"Stuffin' Martha's Va-Jay-Jay"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7JeCGALcg
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Friday, 3 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/physician-calls-for-an-end-to-bikini-waxing-8008628.html
“It is time to declare a truce in the war on pubic hair and allow it to stay right where it belongs.”
― dell (del), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
that is not actually a truce tbh
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 August 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
truce would be shaving one side
― your native bacon (mh), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
that article is hair-raising!
― the late great, Monday, 6 August 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe ilx user tmi_friday no longer exists in the database
― buzza, Monday, 6 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
I am female and I do the landing strip thing 0I am female and I shave/wax the lot 0
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b38666fe18a651c629984706177def67/tumblr_mnm0u2PRia1rhua56o1_500.gif
― Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 04:11 (ten years ago) link
3. If you have hair in your vagina, you should see a doctor. The word is “vulva.”4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.
4. Stop trying to make “vulva” happen. “Vulva” is never going to happen.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
23. Oh, excuse me, I didn’t know there was a High Council Meeting about what I was allowed to do with my pubic hair. When do we get to take off our wigs and pointy shoes and learn how to poison children?
lmfao
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link
In the pubic interest, so that others can avoid my mistake:
DIY brazilian decidedly NOT a good idea.
― quincie, Monday, 29 July 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link
let's have a look.
― dylannn, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
tmi_friday is a great username
― flopson, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
xp dude!
― how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link
In about 75% unrelated news, I started shaving my head again this weekend and got to wondering whether it would be easier just to wax my scalp. Youtube has convinced me otherwise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EeOJzHj302Y
― how's life, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link
the real answer is to never get a haircut
― markers, Monday, 29 July 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
http://renresearch.wordpress.com/2012/12/09/did-renaissance-women-remove-their-body-hair/
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link
sorry about yr cookie xps
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:43 (ten years ago) link
this too shall pass. not without much hilarity from spouse, mind you.
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
For the record I think a basic bikini wax is a reasonable DIY objective for the waxing-experienced, of which I am one. News flash: legs do not equal labia.
― quincie, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link
too true
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Eeek.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si2nJSFvzss
― i too went to college (silby), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link
recently, I've let things go to a point that the thick dark hairs have reached down towards the testicles in a way I haven't experienced for 20 years. Looks good in the mirror.
I don't have a youtube like the one above, so you'll have to just imagine my protective groin wings.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 16 August 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link
I’m not sure if this is an appropriate tweet but In the sixties some of the models shaved their minges. I always thought it was a turn off I always liked women to look ‘au naturel’— Dave Davies (@davedavieskinks) December 2, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 December 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
I was talking about *what* upthread? In public?And I'd do it all again. In public.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 December 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link
a huge ever growing pulsating vadge that rules from the centre of the undergrowth
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 20:04 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
what was I. what were we all
― imago, Friday, 3 December 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link
It was a hornier time.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 4 December 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link
create 'i love pubes' board & make me tha mod
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 December 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link