banaka are fielding questions

i haven't felt this good since i was younger

this is generally how it works iirc

I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.

awesome! i'm happy for you, doug.

you practice tantric sex?

Hey banaka, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.

oh man, marky mark! "good vibrations" was a good song! don't care what anybody says.

http://banaka.net/

banaka, r u affiliated with them?

about as much as the "Leslie C Banaka" from the gravestone, i.e. not at at all.

so how IS the handbag business coming along?

*sigh*

Starting right out making yourself the subject is poor form, cults, muggings, breakdowns and weird job interviews notwithstanding. What else you got to offer?

i only have myself to offer.

Allow me to revolve around you a while to get into the proper mood.

i'm not here to judge. do what thou wilt.

Is this a test?

So, you like Marky Mark, what other music do you like?

lol

all kinds.

Attention ILX:

The mouthpiece called banaka has been retired. The unit was compromised by prior defects which were appallingly ignored by our candidate selection process. We have since eliminated this unit and replaced it with a better one. We have also improved our recruiting protocols, and eliminated the units involved in allowing this mistake.

We will be utilizing the unit's former screen name for reasons of "brand-name" recognition. However, rest assured that this new mouthpiece is 99.9876% improved over the former unit. We will adhere to our stated goals and not stray from the hardline.

tell us a joke

"free will"

it was so nice to have banaka back, i welcomed them

Troll with an amusing schtick drops schtick, realises that they are actually kinda boring and nondescript without it, picks up schtick again. Hilarity results.

Hilarity will not be the result when we obtain power.

lol

banaka you're aware that your narrative reads as follows:

a. dude in crisis is recruited by a cult-like org & told to disseminate propaganda via the internet
b. dude registers to ilx, follows orders
c. dude has crisis, renounces schtick
d. cult-like org obtains dude's login & password - this is after he's lost interest in cult-like org -- and begins posting under dude's screenname, sounding remarkably like dude sounded when he was doing his "job"

it's an ok story I just want to keep you straight on it

^booming post

That sequence of events is correct.

do u support the banning of noted poster kelpolaris?

tbh banaka's a more creative sock than usual and should be supported fully in developing the next great christopher nolan script using ilx as sounding board

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The elimination of those whose contributions are no longer useful is a matter of policy for us, but we are not familiar enough with this kelpolaris to make any judgment. However, if they are promoting an agenda that is not in accord with ours, they should of course be swiftly banned and hunted down.

"Hey man, it's Dave from that cult you were trying to be with last week -- hope you're doing well. Listen, we were hoping to build on that message board thing you were doing. Could we get your login & pass?"
"What? Oh yeah, sure thing. It's ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is 'w1lbur'sallr1ght' with ones for the i's."
"Ha, ok, what--"
"Charlotte's Web thing, my favorite book when I was a kid,"
"Oh cool! Well listen, if you ever want to get back into things, I just wanted you to know there's always a place for you in our cult."
"I appreciate that Dave. I'm more into reiki right now though. Clearing some major blockages."
"Fair enough! Talk to you soon."
"Later days, Banaka."

The replacement of the former unit was not amicable as depicted in your post.

oh ok well then umm how about

banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pw
cavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr deal
banakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chest
cavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shit
banakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other login
cavaticafan: no! you fuckin dick
banakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banaka
cavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganic
banakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbass
cavaticafan: who gives a shit
banakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'
cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u now
banakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck u
cavaticafan: fu2

aero if it transpires that banaka is a sock of yrs i'll be seriously disappointed

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yes, but with more blood

d-mac I don't sock I am barefootin all day

fkn hippies

The Kariera are a tribe of Australian Aboriginal people who have a complex set of rules that determine who can marry whom. The tribe consists of four clans: Banaka, Karimera, Burung, and Palyeri.

The marriage rules are as follows:
A Banaka can only marry a Burung.
A Karimera can only marry a Palyeri.

The Kariera rules for children.
The children of a male Banaka and a female Burung are Palyeri.
The children of a male Burung and a female Banaka are Karimera.
The children of a male Karimera and a female Palyeri are Burung.
The children of a male Palyeri and a female Karimera are Banaka.

my pal yeri says his dad died in a gulag, kinda sad

http://i51.tinypic.com/rckdhu.jpg

does the pope fuck kids?

aerosmith not only are you making me motherfucking die here but I am pleased to report your advice of gobi manchurian was a screamer and I am now regarded as a semi-competent cook

irl lols @ "barefootin"

onimo, that chart is amazing!!

http://i52.tinypic.com/105aaae.jpg

what are these for? are the special underwear

The blue one in the upper right appears to be covered with charms against the evil eye.

but what is the purpose of the jock strap? that is my question, for banaka. banaka, what is the purpose of the jock strap?

banaka's silence speaks volumes