banaka are fielding questions

hey guys. just letting ya know i've renounced my beliefs since my breakdown the other night (i started drinking again.)

i was having a hard time after a breakup and a mugging (by an old college friend no less) several months ago.

one day several months ago i answered a "help wanted ad" for a "political advocacy group". after several days spent questioning my political and spiritual beliefs it became apparent that this was not a normal job interview, but recruitment into some kind of cult.

i still don't know the group's name, or if they even have one (i had personal contact with only 3 members). the intense, highly unorthodox interview process went on for almost a week. eventually the group's propaganda started to make "sense" and everything "clicked". i'd never really been very political before this, but suddenly a great sense of urgency had filled my being. i felt an intense desire to take my new understanding and inflict it on others. i have to admit, the thrill of militancy is quite intoxicating.

i was asked by my handler to spread propaganda over the internet to spread the group's message, and i was only glad to take up the task.

afterward i only had sporadic contact with the group until last week there was a message instructing me to stop, with no further elaboration. i was puzzled, and considered following the order, as a good collectivist agent should. but ignored them. the feeling of superiority i was feeling was too much to give up. i hadn't felt this alive in months. but i was also hurting inside. the Code said for us to shun needless pleasure, to shun distractions. but i couldn't do it. suppressing one's emotions is hard, hard work. i started drinking again sunday night. i lost control of myself and all my feelings poured out. i won't drink anymore, but i'm glad i did that night.

i still don't know why they asked me to stop. i have not heard from them since, and frankly i don't want to. i want to be myself again.

i genuinely liked the old banaka btw, you can go back to that and we'll pretend this didn't happen

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banaka is a childhood nickname! i've had a lifelong battle with halitosis, and my sister would always put her fingers in a cross (as if to ward off evil) and yell "binaca! binaca!" at me.

i genuinely liked the old banaka btw, you can go back to that and we'll pretend this didn't happen

― max skim (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will still answer questions about my former beliefs if you like. but i will be doing it as myself. not as the mouthpiece of a cult.

hey guys. just letting ya know i've renounced my beliefs since my breakdown the other night (i started drinking again.)

*reads post*

Please don't take this the wrong way, but have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? This sounds less like an actual occurrence and more like the result of a psychotic episode.

um

U guys are being trolled so hard.

borrrrrrrrrrrring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTPQVOWCiU

amended

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http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t188/TD-soldier/Henri-Chapelle270620084.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

borrrrrrrrrrrring!

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, September 1, 2010 2:56 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

you know what's truly boring? trying to adhere to someone else's belief system and not think for yourself. not only is it boring, it is soul crushing.

i am who i am, take me or leave me. i am starting fresh and i haven't felt this good since i was younger.

i haven't felt this good since i was younger

this is generally how it works iirc

I'm Doug, and I may not be the brightest tool in the shed, but I had sex with my girlfriend for 2 hours once.

awesome! i'm happy for you, doug.

you practice tantric sex?

Hey banaka, if I want to hear foul language I'll go home, I'll turn on Marky Mark and The Funny Bunch.

oh man, marky mark! "good vibrations" was a good song! don't care what anybody says.

http://banaka.net/

banaka, r u affiliated with them?

about as much as the "Leslie C Banaka" from the gravestone, i.e. not at at all.

so how IS the handbag business coming along?

*sigh*

Starting right out making yourself the subject is poor form, cults, muggings, breakdowns and weird job interviews notwithstanding. What else you got to offer?

i only have myself to offer.

Allow me to revolve around you a while to get into the proper mood.

i'm not here to judge. do what thou wilt.

Is this a test?

So, you like Marky Mark, what other music do you like?

lol

all kinds.

Attention ILX:

The mouthpiece called banaka has been retired. The unit was compromised by prior defects which were appallingly ignored by our candidate selection process. We have since eliminated this unit and replaced it with a better one. We have also improved our recruiting protocols, and eliminated the units involved in allowing this mistake.

We will be utilizing the unit's former screen name for reasons of "brand-name" recognition. However, rest assured that this new mouthpiece is 99.9876% improved over the former unit. We will adhere to our stated goals and not stray from the hardline.

tell us a joke

"free will"

it was so nice to have banaka back, i welcomed them

Troll with an amusing schtick drops schtick, realises that they are actually kinda boring and nondescript without it, picks up schtick again. Hilarity results.

Hilarity will not be the result when we obtain power.

lol

banaka you're aware that your narrative reads as follows:

a. dude in crisis is recruited by a cult-like org & told to disseminate propaganda via the internet
b. dude registers to ilx, follows orders
c. dude has crisis, renounces schtick
d. cult-like org obtains dude's login & password - this is after he's lost interest in cult-like org -- and begins posting under dude's screenname, sounding remarkably like dude sounded when he was doing his "job"

it's an ok story I just want to keep you straight on it

^booming post

That sequence of events is correct.

do u support the banning of noted poster kelpolaris?

tbh banaka's a more creative sock than usual and should be supported fully in developing the next great christopher nolan script using ilx as sounding board

x-post

The elimination of those whose contributions are no longer useful is a matter of policy for us, but we are not familiar enough with this kelpolaris to make any judgment. However, if they are promoting an agenda that is not in accord with ours, they should of course be swiftly banned and hunted down.

"Hey man, it's Dave from that cult you were trying to be with last week -- hope you're doing well. Listen, we were hoping to build on that message board thing you were doing. Could we get your login & pass?"
"What? Oh yeah, sure thing. It's ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is 'w1lbur'sallr1ght' with ones for the i's."
"Ha, ok, what--"
"Charlotte's Web thing, my favorite book when I was a kid,"
"Oh cool! Well listen, if you ever want to get back into things, I just wanted you to know there's always a place for you in our cult."
"I appreciate that Dave. I'm more into reiki right now though. Clearing some major blockages."
"Fair enough! Talk to you soon."
"Later days, Banaka."

The replacement of the former unit was not amicable as depicted in your post.

oh ok well then umm how about

banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pw
cavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr deal
banakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chest
cavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shit
banakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other login
cavaticafan: no! you fuckin dick
banakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banaka
cavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganic
banakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbass
cavaticafan: who gives a shit
banakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'
cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u now
banakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck u
cavaticafan: fu2

aero if it transpires that banaka is a sock of yrs i'll be seriously disappointed