Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

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JOKEFELLAS

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

JOKINO

okay are we done now

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

JOKESI DRIVER

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i.e. no we clearly are not

Shock and Awe High School (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

JOKESY MALONE

ledge, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

BLOWKER

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

gagfather

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

THE UNJOKEABLES

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

suggest bans all around then.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

angels with dirty jokes

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the Joker wasn't skinny enough. He needs to be wearing drainpipe trousers and an impossibly tight jacket. Wiry people are inherently untrustworthy. Beefy dudes are honest. When Ledger leaned out of the window of the cop car and shook his hair and salivated on his prosthetic muzzle a little I was struck by his brawny biceps. No way the Joker works out. No fucking way.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

You don't want Dark Knight, you want Jim Aparo presents Batman

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

he wants joseph gordon levitt (not a bad shout in 20 years time maybe)

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ha actually I would not be mad at all if they tapped him to do it if they wanted to keep the character, he was the most credible thing about "GI Joe"

yes, I saw "GI Joe", in the THEATER

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

hai guys what sucks about The Dark Knight now?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Tracer Hand prefers Nicholson

xxp HI DERE so did I...watch Levitt ecome Robin...

rotting-month story (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

omg haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

the most incredible thing about gi joe was rachel nicholls in that catsuit

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I give Levitt 5 years max before he's ripped to the gills. It always happens. I never noticed before how he really is like a mini-Ledger.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

played his younger brother to good effect in ten things i hate about teen movies and horse jawed leading ladies

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I give JGL five years before he marries me.

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

jgl was not heath ledgers younger brother in 10tihay

max, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

should have been, then

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

well, he wasnt

max, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

my memories of a better film really bothering u huh

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

no, its just... they werent brothers

max, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna tell everyone i meet today they were

k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

fucked up thing about 10 tens i hate about you was julia stiles' character was the ledger character's sister

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

10 tens lol

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://beerslugger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/epps-300x152.jpg

l-r: Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

no, heath ledger didnt have any siblings in 10 things i hate about you

max, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, I saw "GI Joe", in the THEATER

oh Dan

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

It was better than "Terminator: Salvation" </ringingendorsement>

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the Joker wasn't skinny enough. He needs to be wearing drainpipe trousers and an impossibly tight jacket. Wiry people are inherently untrustworthy. Beefy dudes are honest. When Ledger leaned out of the window of the cop car and shook his hair and salivated on his prosthetic muzzle a little I was struck by his brawny biceps. No way the Joker works out. No fucking way.

This is basically the Riddler in Alan Moore's Killing Joke, right? In that incarnation he's a scrawny crippled gangster with a shock of red hair - and I think it works great.

village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I'm curious about why D4n thinks the Nolan/Ledger Joker is true to Joker-dom. I always thought the Joker was a big dandy. Permagrin, wild sharp suits. Ledger plays him as a bedraggled muttering tramp. I'd have thought the Joker would be too proud for that, too invested in his flashiness and showmanship.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

he was more bedraggled than usual but the thing Ledger really went for that no one aside from Mark Hamill in the animated series had really done is play up the straight-up anarchy streak that informs the Joker's actions

Batman is an insane dude who is all about order, law and protecting the weak.

The Joker is an insane dude who is all about disorder, chaos and preying on others.

I thought the film went to great lengths to play up these extremes, including having Batman be the more tailored, pristine-appearing figure (as that fits his psyche profile) and the Joker looking more bedraggled and less put-together (as that fits his). And at any rate, you weren't criticizing his appearance, you were criticizing his craziness, which is the defining characteristic of the character and has been since his debut in 1940 but has especially been built up over the past 25 years.

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

No that's right and yes, the contrasts couldn't have been clearer. (Although it might have been more interesting to have both Batman and the Joker be pristine dandies.)

But I wasn't criticizing his craziness at all Dan! I was criticizing that particular, shopworn craziness of the schizo light-switch flip between tra-la-la wacky and totally-fucking-scary and back again. There are so many other kinds of crazy. Like Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. I'm not saying that would work for the Joker, but there's something infinitely creepier to me about an unflappable maniac. Like when the Wall Street Journal editorial page calmly articulates why it's in the national interest to convert all illegal immigrants into biofuels or whatever.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Or another kind of crazy: Pentecostal preachers who speak in tongues. That would actually be a great villain. The Preacher.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

But yeah, I guess you're saying that the Ledger/Nolan brand of twitchy schizo lightswitch crazy is the way the Joker is in the comic books? I guess I just didn't like the result.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

But I wasn't criticizing his craziness at all Dan! I was criticizing that particular, shopworn craziness of the schizo light-switch flip between tra-la-la wacky and totally-fucking-scary and back again.

...which, as I said earlier, has been the Joker's archetype for SEVENTY YEARS (61 if you are excluding the whimsical Silver Age iteration that is basically the TV show character)

I'm not just saying "that's how he was in the comics"; I'm saying "it is very very likely that this character is responsible for making that type of crazy so prevalent in modern storytelling". I can't prove he's the progenitor and I assume similar characters predate him, but in terms of modern storytelling and where people draw character inspiration from, you likely can draw the inspiration for an absurd number (like, maybe 90%) to the Joker.

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

it's also important to note that the joker was a scary-ass "light-switch" psycho from the very beginning of the comics in the '40s. he only really developed into the pastel-wearing wacky-go-lucky prankster because shit had to be softened during the '50s and '60s. he started to get hardcore again as '70s comics became more permissive, and then everything kinda went to hell (from tracer's pov anyway) in the '80s with the dark knight returns/death in the family/killing joke trifecta.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

haha xpost

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_%28comics%29

I mean, just read through this. Dude has been like this for decades.

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I just wanna say GI Joe would have been awesome awesome awesome if it wasn't for Marlon Wayans and Joseph Gordon Levitt being too chicken to use the actual Cobra Commander voice

da croupier, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

you will never be the new heath ledger with that kind of cowardice, JGL

da croupier, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha Jesus. Bury em in paperwork. I suspect you're right that the Joker himself is, in a tautological kind of way, responsible for the ubiquity of the exact twitchy psychopath-by-numbers performance that chafed my vagina so much in Dark Knight. How Jokerish of him.

One thing I really did like was how the Joker kept commandeering everyone's televisions, like in the TV show. That was awesome. "This... is the Joker!" "Whaaa?!"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i really need to watch more twitchy psychopath-by-numbers movies

da croupier, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

if anything I feel I've seen too much cool, collected Hannibal Lecter/Jigsaw shit of late

da croupier, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ha the first thing that popped to mind when reading the phrase "twitchy psychopath-by-numbers" was "Muriel's Wedding"

Squirrel! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

a body count is exactly what that movie needed

da croupier, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link


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