In Honor Of ILX Being Ten, How About Some Quotable Posts Of Yore.

god, that post is so massive

ow my sides

Please note that utility data for the entire campus is also included. This was the only data made available with the application, and in order to accurately estimate and verify savings, individual building meter data will need to be obtained from the campus.

^^^this, far and away. its one thing to churn out crappy product, lots of aging directors do that (hell, young ones too!), but deliberately screwing up your past work - so that NO ONE can ever enjoy it again, that's a whole other level of unforgivable.

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:44 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ronan and gareth two of the funniest ilx posters ever imo

the utility data post was a daylong LOl-fest

oh man so many posts yet to make it itt

I really like it. Kind of not four, five, six with features. But really "Don't Cross the Line" first, for no reason, just so good, and then "Free," "All My Life," and the Mariah Carey one, where it's good because, sort of, it's got the really sugary vocal sample combined with sugary vocal and just sounding so good and what is it "You just like honey so you got me like Winnie the Pooh." I wish I could listen to that right now! "You Got Me." It was what I was listening to the first time someone ever touched my penis. A very professional but unnervingly nervous prostitute. For fifty dollars. We parked in an alley and she was upset with me for not being able to drive with the lights off. ("They're automatic ones. I can't turn them off!") So, whatever. She was nervous and parking and we drove around North Central while she kept going. Clicking over to "Hit 'Em Up." Until I was done.

― d k (d k), Monday, December 22, 2003 2:14 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 11:31 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark

sunny's bee conversation posts made me lol iirc

does anyone else find Permalink a really cute word? Permalink. just has a ring to it

― Surmounter, Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:35 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

sanskrit's single-word response of "epic" in the "robots in dis guys" thread (RIP) was one of my favorites

basically every surm post qualifies

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i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread
i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread

― ghost rider, Thursday, March 22, 2007 1:59 PM (3 years ago)

POISON - NOTHIN BUT A GOOD TIME- JUST BLAZE REMIX!!!!

there was a thread where mr balls abv and roger adultery went at it in just the most vicious manner poss, it was like watching ilx caged fighting, man alive, been trying to remember what thread that was all day

was hoping ned or someone wld source a juicy mark s quote, shld be here, as shld doorag

Indeed so:

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when i was 16 i.e. the age where you care about stuff like "authenticity" i liked the clash & the sex pistols & thought they were both "authentic" as fuck. then i got the stooges 1st album & after that i never listened to the clash or the pistols much. but now i'm 40 & i listen to, like, avril lavigne.

― (doorag), Friday, December 27, 2002 2:46 PM (7 years ago)

ty ned you are like

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/the-watcher.jpg

of ilx

only w more hair obv

The pupils come and go.

The hair remains the same.

vanity quote!

Q: How many ILMers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Remain In Light is overrated!
-- scott seward (skotro...), August 13th, 2004 1:10 PM.

i saw that last nite when i was going down memory lane with ilx search function and i laughed and laughed. i was kinda stoned.

which rocker (or non rocker) do you embarrassingly most often daydream about bodysnatching?
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I still occassionally catch myself fantasizing I'm Bob Mould, rockin out in all my (his) glory. usually i'm the fat Mould of old and I like it that way. There've been others but time and time again I come back to BM.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 16 May 2005 02:55 (5 years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cFOLFtw2Ic

it has to be classic b/c the world would not be the same w/o Bob Mould and his guitar and his voice. he's a singularly special gay man, so any album is a classic b/c it contributes to the future. but i can't/don't listen to any husker du album b/c the lyrics are so dumb and the sounds now are too obvious dramatic angst - its like hetal metal ballads at times. classic dud?

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, April 8, 2005 11:08 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

"hetal metal"

if we are doing vanity posts then i think this is the only thing i've ever said on ilx that is worthy of me being here

re: merriweather post pavillion

sounds like Too $hort

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:32 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I used to spend a lot of time at this Jazz coffeehouse in Jax FL circa 1993, and I befriended all the rock dudes who were in the Jazz program at UNF.

Eventually, we'd vaguely talk about forming a band over pre-bedtime breakfasts. They all wanted to do what they called "heavy groove". I had no idea what specifically that was, but they cited Rage Agianst..., of course. They all knew I had a little rap career a few years prior - after a while they'd look to me and say "you know, it'd be cool if you rap on it." I'd laugh it off and say "no one wants to hear rapping on Rock music...oh, wait, Rage. Nevermind."

I always thought they were being half assed and somewhat joking. I never flat out said no, but it was pretty clear I wan't into the idea.

Eventually, the coffehouse closed down and I went my way, never taking the idea of their band serious. I bumped into one of the guys about a year later and he said "hey, we actually decided to have someone rap over our band since you weren't so into it. He's a tattoo guy named Fred."

Ladies and gentlemen, Limp Bizkit.

-- PappaWheelie (pappawheeli...), July 25th, 2005.

and to think we all could have been hating papa wheelie all these years.

PappaWheelie directing Ice Cube in family movies.

BIll PAYNE MOTHERFUCKER BILL PAYNE!!!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

okay, i'[m a little drunk. they gave me chills.
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

SHAUN MURPHY KICKS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS!! DUDE, SHE IS STONEY OF STONEY AND MOTHERFUCKIN' MEATLOAF FAME!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:34 (5 years ago) Permalink

(reluctantly edited out the "SELECTED MOTHERFUCKIN' LITTLE FEAT DISCOGRAPHY" portion)

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

― chaki, Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:47 PM (2 years ago)

oh patopaws...

September 16, 2005

Ain't got love for those crackers, no motherfuckin' white jackers, no motherfuckers comin down tryna snatch us up.

The Rakes - "Retreat"
The Rakes - "Work Work Work (Pub, Club, Sleep)"

- As Jeezy would say, THHAAAAAT'S RIGHT! It was time for New New York to peep game on the folks from the Screwed Up Clique and they took it to our Yankee asses with style and grace (for the most part). Good lookin' out to all the bols and jawns that came through to chip in their hard earned skrilla for the Red Cross and pour out a little purple drank for the late great Richard Davis Jr, the Sultan of Syrup.

- E.S.G. and Lil Keke took the stage with some bass-heavy jawns (not sure on the names) spun by Texan DJ Rapid Ric and absolutely murdered the place, shining brighter than Paul Wall's teeth in a tanning bed. Shit was hectic. Bols and jawns from all races, ethnicities, creeds, religions, hoods were booty-shakin' all over the place and really turning it into a regular ol' heatrock.

- The rest of the night was un-noteworthy. H.A.W.K. and Lil O put on a fluid show but were bogged down in misogynist, racist heckling of the audience. Would you guys have called the supervisor at a job interview a "hot vanilla piece of ass over by the bar" or compared her unfavorably to Chelsea Clinton and suggest she needed to "suck a little dick tonight"? Real professional, guys. But I forgot you've never had to get a real job. I can get down with all that "machismo" bullshit sometimes but not when my lady is in the crowd. I dunno. I try not to think about this shit, but in this case it’s just too noticeable and very, very lame.

- Bun B was a big teddy bear and granted me an exclusive after the show, breaking out his iPod Nano and playing me his new collabo with M.I.A. with the boy Dizzee Rascal pon di remix. Two words: bonafide heatrock. We traded AIM names and he says he might be able to lace me with his baile funk-inspired track featuring JR Writer (Dyyip-SUTTTTT) and produced by a mystery producer. Heh. I'll let you boys figure that one out for yall's selves.

- Any and ways! Peep game on Big Bro 6: Linkage.

― yeshua, Sunday, September 11, 2005 1:35 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

sure jbr, not in mixed company because of the reactions of people like sterling, but yeah its just another piece of rap slang, i dont tell my grandmother her macaroni is off the motherfucking chain either but if im with hiphop people sure no big deal

gah sterling got in while i was posting, one moment dude!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Monday, October 14, 2002 1:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

come back to us E

weirdly I was introducing a non-ILX friend to the complete works of luriqua the other night

tbh he's the best and I'm not having it any other way

p.s. LOL SORRY I RUINED UR BLOG AND SENT U GAY MP3S

C+

SC - theifyoudontagreewithmeyoushouldbebannedelite, dig?
im getting bored of the whole variant question/same answer routine, so heres a little play for you all i call "Equally possible ILE threads: Two threads in two acts" (Pls allow for some creative license ie the unlikelyhood of the party in act two)

Act 1, Thread 1:

My neighbours are having a party again! Its loud!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctu✧✧✧@mommysai✧✧✧.o✧✧)

Show up at their door with a knife!
Better still...AN AXE!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

Act 2, Thread 2:

Someone showed up at my door with an axe last night! I was having a party!
-- Bee 1

Im SO sorry, Bee 1! How dreadful. *hugs!*
-- Bee 2

OMG!! They should burn in hell! Call the cops. Take it to the city. Youve got rights!
-- Bee 3

Yeah, but you don't have an apostophe. :P
-- HotGrammarCop (imustbeintelligentbecauseicanpunctu✧✧✧@mommysai✧✧✧.o✧✧)

You should have another party next weekend!
Better still...A LOUDER PARTY!
-- Bee 4

LOL!!!!1!11 OMG You should totally do that.
-- Random Kiss Ass

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Monday, July 25, 2005 9:23 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Let's do it! I think the Snagglepuss thing is funny because a) the word Snagglepuss (with its vague gestures towards Snuffleupagus) is funny sounding, more over, drawing on that association, Snuffleupagus is a character that only Big Bird can see, but then b) That in the face of Miss Hoover challenging Ralph's ability to perceive reality, Ralph doesn't protest but simply states matter-of-factly that the Snagglepuss was urinating outside. He isn't offended by the suggestion that he hallucinates, if anything, the reference only evokes his memory of that moment. He's totally unable (LIKE MANY PEOPLE ON THIS THREAD) to derive the context of Miss Hoover raising that memory -- ie: to prove he's untrustworthy.

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:58 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

a) the word Snagglepuss (with its vague gestures towards Snuffleupagus) is funny sounding,

this post with its non-vague ability to make me smack my head

― brad whitford's guitar explorations (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:01 PM

*Are* you stoned, Mordy? Snag & Snuffy v 2 difft peeps.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:01 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

yeah uh mordy you do realize that snagglepuss is a thing right

xxposts

― Crazed semantic nattering! That's where I'm a viking! (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:02 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

.... Mordy, you know that Snagglepuss is an actual cartoon character right

multiple xposts but still

― Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:02 PM (3 months ago)

Oh yeah, Snagglepuss is the pink tiger guy, right? (Is really stoned atm actually.)

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago)

Your search - snaslepuss snuffleuppaguis - did not match any documents.

― Walter Melon (Abbott), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM

I had major stomach pains this morning, so I self-medicated early on :'(

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago)

Exit pursued by a bong

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:03 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ILX SNAGGLEPUSS HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY OUT IN FULL EFFECT

― Crazed semantic nattering! That's where I'm a viking! (jjjusten), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:04 PM (3 months ago

I'm hungry. :(

― Mordy, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:07 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

bet you wanna eat like a viking

― vikings: name your reasons why they are so bad and hated (call all destroyer), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:08 PM (3 months ago)

(My personal favourite set-piece from the Ralph/Viking epic thread)

"The internet's so full of phonies I can't stand to look at it for more than three goddam seconds, if you want to know the truth. When I get out of here I'm not even going to own a computer. I swear to God I won't. About the only thing I like is that damn ilXor.com. I've killed around three hundred hours of my goddam life reading that crazy site. They can be pretty immature there. I like it, though. I really do. 'Urgent and key.' That kills me. I like that old pinefox."

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, December 30, 2002 2:04 AM (7 years ago

wheres the dom passantino itt

fat chance of that happening

get it

wheres the dom passantino itt

― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Saturday, August 28, 2010 7:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fat chance of that happening

― Prime Minister Dougal McGuire (King Boy Pato), Saturday, August 28, 2010 9:11 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

Please tell me that last line was your personal touch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:17 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Nick Crowe was the drummer for the rock band Gay Dad

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:17 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(x-post, but, really, I could copy and paste that all day)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
can someone provide the clif's notes please.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:18 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
or tell me what it sez in a sentence. it isn't just: Rap is bad. is it?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Why do people who played in the assiest of ass-end of ass bands set themselves up like this?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:20 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
A very long joke but what a punchline.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:20 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Let's play "count the sentences of submerged racism".

― John Fortune, Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:21 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
relayed back to the people who matter tales of white trash culture and the junk diet upon which it subsists.

Um....okay, i could be here all day. i don't know if it's worth it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:22 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
In summary:

"Nick Crowe was the drummer for the rock band Gay Dad"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:25 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

Don't worry charlie, LBZC will mock any woman who isn't pneumatic in a Nuts way.

― Ed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:57 (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(sorry)