i hode interesting bracelet
― usic, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:08 (1 year ago)
― mc banhammer (Pashmina), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
bill magill, were you going to buy yourself cocaine, for christmas
― max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
and then snort it up your nose
― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Where is Marcello? Does he still post here?― Duran (Doran), Friday, August 27, 2010 1:46 PM (15 minutes ago)
― Duran (Doran), Friday, August 27, 2010 1:46 PM (15 minutes ago)
Doran: Happy Birthday ILX
― markers, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
all-time greatest luriqua quote imo:
ETHAN I AM ASHAMED MY RECENT POLITICAL FOLLIES HAVE HURT THE ADMINISTRATION'S REPUTATION. AS THE RIOTS HAVE FAILED TO DISPERSE MY PERSON IS ENDANGERED-- I HAVE SECURED AIR FORCE 2; MY GOLD, HOOKERS AND BLOW ARE SAFE IN THE CARGO HOLD AND THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DISNEYLAND HAS AGREED TO HARBOR ME IN EXILE.
-- luriqua, Monday, August 27, 2007 8:16 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ENGLANDE
Haha oh dear. The version Tombot and I did of this suddenly comes to mind.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
omg or:
nabisco, for fucks sake, i don't want to live in some damned future where polemic cracker bullshit hasn't been resolved fully and permanently. i should know all of math, all the languages, etc, but capitalist creationist fuckmared my whole business because my parents had to work real hard to perpetuate a cycle of corpocratic nonsense that everyone's brainwashed into not realizing the world is a unified subject that shares thought
― Arms, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:50 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
AGENT OF JARVIK
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:51 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I don't know what that means or why my name precedes it
― nabisco, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
he e-mailed me once to tell me to "have a nice Blood" and I considered purchasing a baseball bat to keep next to my door
― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 3, 2008 4:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
― paul WS anderson (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Just a bit of fun, so lets be cool.
― lavender hotel kumquat (kkvgz), Friday, 27 August 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I am Lord Custos. You are not "cleared" to know more than that.― Lord Custos, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 1:00 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
thread needs Garu G imo
― the tune is space, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Another bogus TS in that I consider persons referred to in question as similar in context of said question! Big fork in road for aspiring musos - does one go for 'fluency' (learning every possible combination of notes and techniques for instant mastery of regurgitation) or 'rigourousness'(everything having its place in a grand design with thematic coherence while working to expand the concept of 'thematic coherence' itself)? 'Fluency' will immediately get the other musos on your side to the exclusion of everything else while 'rigouressness' paradoxically assures one a place in the technical canon (AND sometimes great fame and wealth and stadium-rock glory) while earning the undying enmity of music types who have their charlatan-bullshit-detector set so high that it buzzes whenever anything outside the standard syllabi occurs. E.G. guitarists - "How can you listen to Rush when Pat Travers and Frank Marino are faster and play more 'evenly'", jazzbos - "Monk is crap. Sounds like he's got flippers instead of hands. Check out Oscar Peterson if you're into piano playing instead of mumbling." Never the twain shall meet either, but that's cool because it makes for muso controversy. (Actually this is a pointless extemporization of an old review of Jeff Beck's 'Blow By Blow', along the lines of "No point arguing about this one, the people who are going to like it react as violently to questions about 'point' or 'content' as atheists do to references to God." Which sort of proves in a roundabout way that Yngwie Malmsteen is the ultimate ANTI-rockist! 'Content' relies on perception of performer's personality so I've just done a 180 and realised that maybe the auteur-genii like Monk and Lifeson are actually the 'rockists' and the GIT hordes are ACTUALLY PUNKS! Still doesn't mean I'd rather listen to the latter though. Well, not all the time. And yes, rocklit geeks like myself will notice the Jeff Beck thing is courtesy Xgau, I sent him a Brazen Hussies CD but never got a reply, even an E- would be nice, although I don't know if he uses those anymore, it's that 'sizzling bomb' now isn't it? Look I just made this into yet another shameless publicity bid)
― dave q, Sunday, June 30, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Does anyone else here find that smoking cocaine is kinda fun yo. Because it gives you a few minutes of oh, gee, im really high. much better than oh, gee, im really high and wont be able to sleep for 5 hours. love,nancy drew
― Nancy Drew's Crew, Tuesday, August 26, 2003 4:04 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ciderpress, Friday, 27 August 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
SEX OVER THE INTERNET!
hAVE FUN!!!― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:35 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thanks!― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:37 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
has it started yet?― stevem (blueski), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:38 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yAH― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:41 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
E-MAIL ME AND IT WILL!― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:42 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
DON'T LET ,MY NAME FOOL YOU I'M A GIRL!!― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 2:43 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought I told her I had the week off. regardless, I hear lots of panting and huffing going on and I'm sort of frozen, because I'd really like to get some lunch but I don't feel like seeing her having sex with one of her guys. What should I do?― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, April 13, 2004 12:29 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― SYNTAX ERROR (remy bean), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same
dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh
fuck washing a hat
― LC, Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:02 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark
― Aqua Buddha (herb albert), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
And my only interest is to "rile" readers? Do me a favor and read some of my reviews, rather than just the last two admittedly inflammatory features. I've gotten behind loads of records. And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.
― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Tuesday, September 23, 2003
And hate me all you want, guys-- I don't start threads about anything you've written.
and this proves what, exactly?
― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, September 23, 2003
that's a serious question, by the way--I'm genuinely interested in the answer, and not in a baiting way, either
That more people read and/or react to my writing than most music critics out there today, and usually (notably, gratefully) from beyond the self-adoring, self-obsessed ILM/Reynolds/Momus/blogger community.
Now are you riled? SUCKAZ SHOCKA!!!
why would I be riled? I was asking a question.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ottpaws
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
serious questin, why do people like the electric guitar?? if i were forced to start a rock band i would have vocals, drums, keyboards, maybe even an acoustic guitar, but never an electric, they almost always sound like shit to me― simon trife (simon_tr), Thursday, September 12, 2002 10:48 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Dreadful garbage. I assume Pavement is one of those bands that "sounds better on vinyl." because on CD its just all flat murk with no texture. A crummy band trying...and failing...at imitating the VU. They don't imitate Sonic Youth, Teenage Fanclub or Slint any better. Every time I see a review where some self-satisfied critic gives "Slanted and Enchanted" a five-star review, I get angry. What a waste of perfectly good resources. Hell, at least Guided by Voices are incompetent enough to be funny. Pavement is just dull...dull...dullllll......― Lord Custos, Sunday, October 28, 2001 1:00 AM― scott seward, Friday, August 27, 2010 7:18 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
― scott seward, Friday, August 27, 2010 7:18 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
idgi... i mean i dunno about the specifics rly but this is basically otm? or at least y'know it's the millionth internet message board post about how a band is mystifyingly overrated.
― paul WS anderson (history mayne), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck, people who want melodic idm should just stick to gbv or something, autechre are original hardcore niggaz who dont need winking indie organ riffs and shit in their songs― simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, September 24, 2002 2:26 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Sting heeft ook veel met klarinet gedaan, of in elk geval verwante rietinstrumenten. Geen idee of dat in je straatje ligt. Uitdagende partijen zijn het wel (vooral op Dream Of The Blue Turtles).
― Gerrie Spaansen, Wednesday, November 17, 2004
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i just posted that cuz i never see anyone say anything bad about pavement on ilm. not like that anymore. they might take the controversial stance of not digging terror twilight or something. mostly love though.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i still think this is the best '80s list ever:
#1 - Sting - Dream of the Blue Turtles#2 - Pixies - Doolittle#3 - Sonic Youth - Sister#4 - Pixies - Papa Ooh Mau Mau#5 - Public Enemy - It Takes White Boys To Keep Us In Print#6 - Mike And The Mechanics#7 - V/A - UHF o.s.t.#8 Jandek - The Beginning#9 Whitney Houston - Whitney Houston#10 - token native tongues record#11 - derek bailey - aida#12 - cheap trick - the dream police#13 Bad Brains - Bad Brains#14 - conlon nancarrow - studies for player piano#15 Iron Maiden - Powerslave#16 - fingers inc. - another side#17 Tangerine Dream - Legend: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack#18 - christian marclay - record without a cover#19 - human league - dare#20 - mantronix - the album#21 - the beat - the one with "save it for later" on there#22 Starship - Knee Deep in the Hoopla#23 Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse#24 - Mannequin OST#25 John Zorn - Spillane#26 Steve Earle - Copperhead Road#27 Go Betweens - Spring Hill Fair#28 - einsturzende neubauten - kollaps#29 - schooly d - saturday night: the album#30 - king sunny ade - juju music#31 Kenny Rogers - Eyes That See in the Dark#32 David Byrne - Rei Momo#33 - new order - power, corruption, & lies#34 toto - africa#35 New Kids on the Block - Hanging Tough!#36 - Koyannisqatsi OST#37 prince - around the world in a day#38 The Clash - Cut the Crap#39 - Artists Against Apartheid - Sun City#40 ABC - Lexicon of Love#41 - slayer - reign in bloodSterling Clover = Lester Bangs?#42 Pop Group - We Are All Prostitutes#43 - Midnight Oil - Diesel & Dust#44 - motley crue - shout at the devil#45 - Descendants - Milo Goes to College#46 Rolling Stones - Tattoo You#47 - Ice-T - Freedom of Speech...#48 Shannon - Let the Music Play#49 - Peter Gabriel - Passion#50 MICHAEL JACKSON - THRILLER!#51 soul II soul - keep on movin#51 simply red - picture book#51 - george clinton - atomic dog#52 - Heart - Bad Animals#53 - v/a - cocktail o.s.t.#53 Bob Dylan - Saved#53- v/a freedom rock#54 - Sting - Bring On the Night OST#55 Left Blank For Political Reasons#56 - David Lee Roth - Eat 'Em And Smile#57 - michael bolton - soul provider#58 Napalm Death - Scum#59 - miami sound machine - primitive love#60 - force md's - chillin#61 Dread Zeppellin - 5,000,000#61 - jonathan harvey - bhakti#62 Stetsasonic - In Full Gear#63 - John Lennon & Yoko Ono - Double Fantasy#64 Hanoi Rocks - Bangkok Rocks Saigon Shakes#65 - 2 Live Crew - the one with "Heeeeyyy, we want some pussssy"#66 - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Uplift Mofo Party Plan#67 - janet - control#68 - Paul McCartney - Press#69 - Lucinda Williams - s/t#70 - malcom mcclaren - duck rock#71 808 State - Newbuild#72 - Black Flag - My War#73 - merzbow - nil vagina tape loops#74 - brian eno & harold budd - the plateaux of mirrors (disqualified)#74 - U2 - War#75 - Wynton Marsalis - Standard Time Vol. 1#76 - The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu (aka the KLF) - 1987: What The Fuck Is Going On?#77 - Pixies - Surfer Rosa (How'd that happen?!!!)#78 Tiffany - Tiffany#79 - ry cooder - paris, texas#80 - Morrissey - Viva Hate#81 Voivod - Nothingface#82 - The Lost Boys OST#83 Last Exit - Last Exit#84 - kmfdm - what do you know deutchland?#85 - Happy Mondays - Bummed#86 - Billy Ocean - ...Suddenly#87 Neil Diamond - The Jazz Singer#88 - Bob Mould - Workbook#89 - Dreams So Real - Rough Night in Jehrico#90 Latoya Jackson - Bad Girl#91 Loop - Heaven's End#92 - Mojo Nixon - Bo-Day-Shus#93 - Neil Young - Freedom#94 - Billy Bragg - Talking to the Taxman...#95 - the fire engines - get up and use me!#96 - Patti Smith - Dreams of Life#97 Firehose - Ragin' Full On#98 - Talking Heads - Little Creatures#99 Beatles - Revolver (disqualified)#99 - dome - dome 3#100 - Jackson Browne - Lives In the Balance#100 - prince - purple rain
In a slightly less silly format!
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, November 19, 2002
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I just played Chrono Trigger for over an hour.
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In Japanese.Not that I could read alot of it(one character speaks in an insanely thick and formal SAMURAI dialet, the royal family speaks high keigo which I oddly understood... not sure what that means. Alot of Kanji, too), what I did read is alot funnier, and I wouldn't have to read it anyway.I could play it in russian, swedish, arabic... DOESN'T MATTER. I can play it with my feet without looking directly at the creen. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
In fact I set the battle modes to harder ones just for more of a challenge.THE ATTACK NAMES ARE DIFFERENT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.I haven't played it in years and I can just go "Oh, now I need to do that, so I'll press this sequence of buttons and kill"SPINAL FUNCTION.If I did a blood transfuction I'm sure the recieving human(in addition to getting high from all the meds) would BE ABLE TO PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.
That's not very long, either. I used to do 4-5 hour stretches. I don't remember how long it took to beat lavos when I'm SUPPOSED to lose...
I've seen all 11 main endings and variations of most of them.I used to level up by playing the game through.Fight the same series of wimps in the forect for an hour or two? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.The same way EVERY TIME.Fastest way to winning.Then I'd work at accumulating more items and becoming so strong NOTHING could stop me. But only after completing EVERY POSSIBLE SIDE STORY.
This was accomplished in part by a trick my brother (ex-in-law) found.He spend 6 hours fighting the same battle over and over.Steal the same item from the same monsters.I was FLOORED when I heard that.He had a save on the system with MAXED OUT magic power on EVERY character.Then I went on to bit by bit max every character as much as possible.
Then I lent it to my then girlfriend, and somehow that save was erased.it's wuite possible the fact that I had a Game Gear save on it that was so fucked it screwed the system, but she may (VERY DOUBTFUL) have deleted it on purpose, but I think she was ashamed of ACCIDENTALLY deleting it and lied.But I don't remember if you CAN just delete a save in CT....
This game was my sole entertainment source save random TV things for 2-3 years.THAT'S INSANE.I had an old-school Geocities site(long gone, I loved it) dedicated to subtexts and retardo descriptions of characters.I sprayed my hair the color of my fav character, I bought a replica sword like the one he carried, GREW MY HAIR TO THE SAME LENGTH.Used his name on EVERY message board, wait, they were all CHAT ROOMS then.Remember CHAT ROOMS?There was a CT chatroom I had regular DAILY meetings in.I SOMEHOW developed a crush on the webmaster until I saw she was really palsied and horse-like.Still cool. Not attractive.
WOW.This is the most meaningless crap I've ever written, but it's a bit of an insight onto how far into things I get.
Any CT fans?Anyone else have a similar past with a different game?
― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, August 18, 2006 5:18 AM (4 years ago)
― Cat Bin Ladyn (jjjusten), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
i think frank kogan gave me a link to ilm and that's the first time i looked at it. 2002. i went on a thread and jess and blount were tearing into someone and i thought: man, they are rough here, i don't think i can hang with these guys. i should have run.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
can anyone find the george bush dream one? i think that may be my fav. ilx quote.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaaha yes
― k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
SPINAL FUNCTION.
^^ all time
― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
you know i never really thought about it but gzeus kind of writes like the dialogue in a comic book
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
if you imagine the caps as the bolded words
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
or judge parker, with his exclamation point everywhere!
― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/51285/thumbs/s-OBAMAECONOMIC-large.jpg
this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him
― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM
― k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i think that gz post is solid reportage
― k'naamean (zvookster), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
The web was supposed to be for the "cool" kids, the ones who never wanted to be popular -- but give 'em a taste, and they get hooked too. The whole thing about getting readers is sort of ass backwards -- the web is treated as a unit. What readers? To what purpose -- towards influencing events and discourse, or towards ego reasons, or towards... and so on. If things don't make it into "mass consciousness" maybe they weren't meant to be there, and that doesn't mean anything good or bad. Aphorisms for a New World #1: As the ration of filtering to flow increases, content tends towards the approximate audience it deserves.― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, November 14, 2000 1:00 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
two of my favorite posts:
I threw my vote behind In Sides as well - and it would have been even if the album was nothing but "The Girl With the Sun in Her Head" followed by 30 minutes of the band taunting me by name.
― Sean Carruthers, Friday, November 6, 2009 9:15 AM (9 months ago)
and
Geir Hipstro
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 4:19 PM (1 year ago)
― diamonddave85, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
OK Pitchfork - has done their end of year poll, and people have expressed that they have disagreed with the choice of albums,
So when are you going to put your head on the block and state your personal opinions, if you have a weblog or website - when do you plan to publish your best of albums list?
If you don't - then why not use I Love Music - stating your opinions -and asking for debate/comments.
If you disagree with Pitchfork - then thats fine - but please lets have your individual wisdom! enlighten us, entertain us lets create debate
My best 40 albums of 2000 list will be published on 17th December.
DJ Martian http://djmartian.blogspot.com
― DJ Martian, Tuesday, December 12, 2000 1:00 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
where is the thread where gareth and ronan were clowning dj martian over some football bullshit? i didn't even understand half of it but it was pants-pissing funny
― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
lol here tis
Liverpool Tickets Fiasco
― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Rockism/ Rockist - was a term used in the late 80s in Britain - it indicated people who don't listen to experimental music or diverse music, but only like straight ahead rock/metal music hence the term rockist someone was rockist if they only listened to hard rock music: AC/DC, Black Crowes, Judas Priest/ Gun/ Tesla/ Guns N Roses/Little Angels/ King Swamp/The Almighty/ Def Leppard etc
and their favoutite music night - was "rock nite" - with long hair/leather jacket/ Guns N Roses patches/ jack daniels/ headbanging/ skinny black jeans - ie all the rock cliches - I am not going there it is to rockist
I used to refer in a derogatory manner to someone in University in the late 80s for being to rockist, i.e they use to read only Raw magazine and their music tastes were too rockist.
While I listened to a wider variety of music Talk Talk/Spacemen 3/ Cocteau Twins/ Yello/Colourbox/ The Fall/ Happy Mondays/ My Bloody Valentine/ arkane/ Front 242/ Husker Du/ Mary Margaret O'Hara/ Kate Bush/Detroit techno/ Wire/ Lowlife/That Petrol Emotion/ Throwing Muses/ Sonic Youth/Phillip Boa & the Voodoo Club/ The Young Gods/ The Chameleons/ Blue Nile/ Voivod/ Sisters of Mercy/ Skinny Puppy/New Order/Killing Joke etc
― DJ Martian, Thursday, December 14, 2000 1:00 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― goole, Friday, August 27, 2010 3:49 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
have never laughed so hard at something i dont understand
― max, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I just heard another song by The Smiths and they still don't soud like what you people are calling death metal.― Aja (aja), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 12:22 AM
― scott seward, Friday, 27 August 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
y'all missed the best luriqua
man i would beat that shit up-- she talks real nasty, but not like a flipper. TS, smash-off edition: maya vs uffie. i would get them dyking while my russian wing was making a snuff video of ed danger & diplo.
-- luriqua, Saturday, September 1, 2007 12:56 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
and this is 4 all time
i remember when i first heard "welcome back" on the radio, it was so nice to have ma$e back, i welcomed him
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, January 18, 2008 1:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
also this one sticks with me too
what do you mean by homegrown pop stuff? because if you mean "I'll Be In The Sky," that shit was worse than anything Bruno Mars has done.
― steenage dream (some dude), Friday, August 27, 2010 11:09 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
haha whoops -- was supposed to be a hoos post
― J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
For example, I've noticed many girls tend to treat the penis a bit too gently, which can be a problem if you want to make the guy come.
this is actually the central point of my thesis on gender relations, which is that ppl project their needs onto their partners and u end up w/women all tenderly makin love to your dong when u just want it to get beat the fuck up, and meanwhile dudes are all trying to jackhammer cervixes and fingerblast a broad with a hand covered in superbowl rings
― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Thursday, August 6, 2009 6:48 PM (1 year ago)
― Cat Bin Ladyn (jjjusten), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
god, that post is so massive
― J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
ow my sides
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link